Jiang Fan thought to himself: "Haha, I will make things miserable for you this time!"
Li Hanyan picked up the bag of fly powder on the table and looked at it, but found nothing strange. Zhang Xiaolei also picked up the bag of chili powder. The seal was intact, so the chili powder should still be in the bag.
"What's going on?" Li Hanyan said to herself, she couldn't figure it out even if she tried to think about it.
"Sister Li, the fly powder has failed, what should I do?" Zhang Xiaolei said.
"Just use the electric prod!" Li Hanyan said.
"I'm afraid of pain!" Zhang Xiaolei said.
Li Hanyan picked up the electric prod and said, "I heard from my roommates that it won't hurt so much after I rub it with the electric prod for a while and then insert it in!"
Li Hanyan took the electric prod and pressed it, and Zhang Xiaolei followed suit. After a few times, Li Hanyan felt a burning sensation, as if he had been stung by a bee.
"Oh, it feels so spicy, why is the electric stick also spicy?" Li Hanyan covered her lower body and frowned, it was getting hotter and hotter, and it was unbearable!
"Sister Li, it's so spicy. I can't stand it. Go and wash up!" Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, followed by Li Hanyan.
About half an hour later, Li Hanyan and Zhang Xiaolei came out of the bathroom. They were exhausted. "There are too many fake things in this era, even the electric prods are fake, and they are made with chili powder!" Li Hanyan sighed.
"No more electric prods!" Zhang Xiaolei grabbed the electric prod on the table and threw it into the trash can.
Suddenly the phone rang. Li Hanyan picked up the phone and said, "Hey, what, the child in ward 307 is in danger! Okay, I'll be here right away!"
Li Hanyan put down the phone and said, "Xiao Lei, there is an emergency at the hospital. I have to go there quickly. Life is at stake. You can rest here."
"Okay. See you tomorrow!" Zhang Xiaolei stepped forward and kissed Li Hanyan's face. Li Hanyan kissed her face back, opened the door and hurried away.
After Li Hanyan left, Zhang Xiaolei and Jiang Fan were the only two people left in the room. Zhang Xiaolei got dressed, turned on the TV and sat on the bed to watch TV. The TV program was broadcasting Donghai News, and the news was broadcast about incurable diseases in Donghai People's Hospital.
During the opening ceremony of the department, Zhang Xiaolei saw Jiang Fan and cursed: "Pervert! Hypocrite!"
Jiang Fan, who was under the bed, of course knew that this was Zhang Xiaolei's evaluation of himself, and thought to himself: "Scold me, I will come out to deal with you little girl later and let you know what a pervert is!"
After watching TV for more than ten minutes, Zhang Xiaolei felt a little hungry and took out the bowl of instant noodles from her bag. After opening the instant noodles and putting in the condiments, Zhang Xiaolei took out the bag of chili powder.
Zhang Xiaolei likes chili powder very much, and especially likes to eat it with instant noodles. She tore open the chili powder packet and sprinkled more than half of the packet of chili powder into the noodles. Oh, strictly speaking, it is Spanish fly powder.
Zhang Xiaolei took a few mouthfuls of instant noodles and wondered: "Hey, why isn't this chili powder spicy?"
Then I ate a few more bites, but I still couldn't feel the spiciness, so I poured all the remaining chili powder into the noodles, stirred it with a fork, took another sip of the noodle soup, smacked my tongue, but still couldn't feel the spiciness.
"Weird thing, why isn't this chili powder spicy? Is it also a fake? Alas, chili powder is also fake these days!" Zhang Xiaolei picked up the noodles and started eating, and in the end she drank all the noodle soup. It seemed that she was
I'm really hungry, otherwise I wouldn't have eaten so cleanly.
Jiang Fan was so happy under the bed. He didn't expect Zhang Xiaolei to eat noodles, nor did he expect that she would eat Spanish fly powder as chili powder. She ate a big bag of Spanish fly powder, hehe! Zhang Xiaolei, you will be there in a few minutes.
I want to serve ham whenever I see it!
As Jiang Fan expected, Zhang Xiaolei began to feel hot, and then she felt hot all over and panted. Li Hanyan was not there, and there was no man in the room, so Zhang Xiaolei's eyes fell on the electric prod thrown in the trash can.
It was so uncomfortable that Zhang Xiaolei's eyes were like a hungry wolf. Zhang Xiaolei picked up the electric prod from the trash can.
At this time, Jiang Fan had climbed out from under the bed. When he saw Zhang Xiaolei holding the electric prod, he rushed forward and grabbed the electric prod.
"Xiao Lei, how can you give your first time to this rubber rod? Just give it to me, and I will love you very much!"
Zhang Xiaolei was surprised and said: "Jiang Fan, how did you get in!"
"I followed you in secretly!" Jiang Fan hugged Zhang Xiaolei...
"Damn it, I didn't expect that this Xiaolei, who is usually so cold, would be so wild in bed!" Jiang Fan looked at Zhang Xiaolei who was sleeping soundly, with her small nose and beautiful face. Jiang Fan held her in his arms and gradually fell asleep.
It was already dawn, and Zhang Xiaolei woke up. When she found herself lying in the arms of a naked man, she couldn't help but scream: "Ah!"
"What are you screaming for? You didn't scream enough last night!" Jiang Fan was woken up and patted Zhang Xiaolei's butt.
Zhang Xiaolei quickly remembered what happened last night, her face turned red with embarrassment, she hit Jiang Fan's shoulders hard with her fists, and couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Xiaolei, don't cry, I will be responsible for you!" Jiang Fan hugged Zhang Xiaolei and kissed her cheek.
"Do you really like me?" Zhang Xiaolei asked.
"I really like you, I swear to God!" Jiang Fan said.
"Anyway, I am already yours. You must treat me well in the future." Zhang Xiaolei said shyly.
"I will, don't worry, I will use my life to protect the woman I love!" Jiang Fan said.
"I believe you!" Zhang Xiaolei hugged Jiang Fan tightly, raised her chin and looked at Jiang Fan.
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