Zhuge Yun smiled and nodded and said: "Brother Jiang's understanding is indeed amazing. It is true. Look at the rich and powerful people in the world, which one is not a romantic person!"
Jiang Fan said seductively: "What does a woman's nose correspond to?"
"A woman's nose corresponds to the lower part. The bigger the nose, the more elegant it is, and the mouth corresponds... This is why men like cherry-shaped mouths!" Zhuge Yun said.
Jiang Fan suddenly realized: "Oh, no wonder the emperors of all ages liked those with small cherry mouths!" Thinking of the women around him...
Xue Kui'an on the side couldn't hold it in anymore. He hurriedly asked: "Can you tell us the secret of judging women by their appearance?" He is also a romantic man and wants to learn this advanced art of physiognomy.
Woolen cloth.
Jiang Fan picked up the wine bottle, filled Zhuge Yun's cup with wine, and said with a smile: "Master Zhuge, you must have been a master at picking up girls when you were young!" A person who is so good at meeting girls must be able to pick up girls.
Get twice the result with half the effort! If you think about what type of woman you are, you can tell it at a glance. If you take the right medicine, how can a woman escape from your grasp?
Zhuge Yun blushed and said with a sneer: "Don't mention what happened when I was young. It's really ridiculous now that I think about it!" He recalled that when he was young, he charmed many young ladies with his physiognomy, and he didn't know how many ladies he made.
How many young women stay awake all night.
Jiang Fan was the best at observing words and expressions, so he knew that Zhuge Yun was also a romantic person, but he was old and frail, and time had passed, and he could no longer be romantic.
"Master Zhuge, stop being conservative and let's talk about women's appearance!" Jiang Fan urged.
Zhuge Yun picked up the wine glass, took a sip of wine, and said with a smile: "To look at a woman, you must first look at her eyes. There are five types of women's eyes: red phoenix eyes, apricot kernel eyes, peach blossom eyes, fish bubble eyes, and mouse eyes. Almond kernel eyes and red phoenix eyes
It is the best, followed by peach blossom eyes, fish bubble eyes and mouse eyes."
Xue Kui'an asked eagerly: "Master Zhuge, can you explain the characteristics of these eyes?" He wanted to know the specific characteristics of these eyes.
Zhuge Yun said with a smile: "Don't worry, just listen to me. There is actually not much difference between the so-called red phoenix eyes and apricot kernel eyes. Apricot kernel eyes mean that the eyeballs are shaped like apricot kernels, and the eyeballs should be larger. Danfeng eyes only have single-layered eyelids.
Almond eyes are the same. As for peach blossom eyes, not only are the eyeballs big, but the color of the eyes is like peach blossoms. Fish bubble eyes are the eye bubbles that bulge like fish bubbles. Not to mention mouse eyes, you all know that the eyes are small, commonly known as squinty eyes."
After Zhuge Yun finished speaking, he took another sip of wine. Seeing the puzzled faces of Jiang Fan and Xue Kui'an, he smiled and said, "You must be thinking that besides the relationship between these eyes and a woman's beauty, there shouldn't be any other relationship! You're wrong.
!The eyeball corresponds to the woman’s part. The bigger the eyeball is, the bigger the woman’s part is, and vice versa. Big eyes are not only good-looking, but they are also bigger. These are what men like.”
Jiang Fan thought of the women around him, especially Liang Yan and Li Hanyan, who had big eyes. He thought of those women at the airport, who really had small eyes. That's it!
Xue Kui'an was surprised and asked: "Why are women with peach blossom eyes the second best?" As for mouse eyes and fish eyes, needless to say, they are too ugly, even if they have big breasts, they are meaningless.
Zhuge Yun nodded and said: "Although the woman with peach blossom eyes is older, peach blossom is a symbol of romance. This kind of woman must be romantic and unrestrained, flirtatious, and red apricot. Is this kind of woman's level lower?"
"Well, it turns out that peach blossom eyes are for cuckolding men! This kind of woman can only be a lover!" Xue Kui'an said.
"Yes, women with peach blossom eyes can only be lovers, not wives. The first choice for a wife is a woman with almond eyes or red phoenix eyes!" Zhuge Yun said with a smile.
"Haha, it's so interesting. Master, please continue talking!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Zhuge Yun took another sip of wine and continued: "The second thing to look at when looking at a woman is her eyebrows. A woman's eyebrows can be divided into thick eyebrows and light eyebrows. They are also divided into willow eyebrows, crescent moon eyebrows, splayed eyebrows, unibrows, and raised eyebrows.
Among the five types, Liuye eyebrow is the most expensive. The farther the distance between the two eyebrows, the better. As mentioned at the beginning, the eyebrows correspond to the hair below. The thicker the eyebrows, the more hair below, the more prosperous kidney water. This kind of woman needs
The bigger it gets..."
"If this woman has almond-shaped eyes but very thick eyebrows, will she be cheating on her?" Xue Kui'an said.
Zhuge Yun smiled and said: "Everything is relative. A woman with almond-shaped eyes has very thick eyebrows and must have very strong kidney water. It is unbearable for ordinary men. There is no guarantee that Hongxing will not cheat!"
Jiang Fan nodded and said: "Master Zhuge, please continue to talk about the third point!" The next day, about eyebrows, I had already talked about it at the beginning, and Jiang Fan already understood it.
Zhuge Yun continued: "The third way to look at a woman's appearance is to look at her mouth. The smaller the mouth, the better, and the thicker the lips, the better. As I said just now, the corresponding part of the mouth is the lower part..., hehe! I won't tell you about this.
We all understand!" Zhuge Yun showed a smile.
Zhuge Yun continued: "Don't underestimate a woman's mouth. Women can be divided into six categories based on their mouth shape and complexion: lady, stone girl, white tiger, clam girl, prodigal girl, and frog girl. Everyone knows about ladies.
Yes, I won’t say anything…”
Jiang Fan nodded and said: "Master Zhuge, please tell us what a clam girl, a prodigal girl, and a frog girl are!"
"Well, the clam girl's mouth is dense and seamless, she smiles without showing her teeth, her lips are thick, and her lower part is like a clam shell, which can be automatically rubbed, and her nine-curved ileum leaves endless aftertaste. She is a top-notch beauty, and this girl is rare in a million.
There is one." Zhuge Yun said.
"Wow, it's really the best!" Jiang Fan said with gleaming eyes.
Zhuge Yun continued: "A prodigal woman has thick and tube-shaped lips, like ocean waves, which can roll automatically and have endless fun. She is also a top-notch beauty, rare to find in millions!"
"Holy shit! This is great, like rolling waves, so comfortable!" Jiang Fan's eyes almost fell out of his head.
A note to readers:
The first update is here! Recommend the popular book "The God of Creation", it is very exciting!