"Come on, this news is eye-catching, but who dares to publish this news? You don't want to die anymore!"
"You are talking nonsense, you are slandering. I want to accuse you of slandering me!" Sheng Lingyun whistled.
"Haha, I didn't slander you. Do you dare to open the bag to let everyone see it in front of so many people?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
At this time, Jiang Fan slowly approached Sheng Lingyun. Sheng Lingyun kept retreating. Lai Qing looked at Sheng Lingyun in confusion. He was afraid that Jiang Fan would not be able to use force in broad daylight. When Jiang Fan passed by Lai Qing, Lai Qing felt a cool breeze blowing in his abdomen. Lai Qing immediately felt that the urine in his bladder was out of control, and all his pants were wet!
"Oh, Master Lai, it seems that you are old, why are you incontinent?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Lai Qing suddenly blushed and said embarrassedly, "Uh, I, I...." He could no longer speak.
"How is it, Miss Sheng, you dare not open the bag!" Jiang Fan looked at Sheng Lingyun with a smile.
Sheng Lingyun hesitated. She was worried about what Jiang Fan had done. If she took out a massage stick from her bag, it would be a joke that would have been lost and would have become a joke for everyone after dinner.
"Oh, it seems that Miss Sheng brought a massage stick in her bag, and I didn't slander her! Otherwise, she wouldn't dare to open her bag in public!" Jiang Fan took the opportunity to squeeze Sheng Lingyun.
"You, okay, I will open the bag. If there is no massage stick in the bag, Jiang Fan, I want you to compensate me for my reputation loss!" Sheng Lingyun said gritting his teeth.
"Okay, everyone is optimistic. If Sheng Lingyun doesn't have a massage stick in his bag, I, Jiang Fan, will compensate Miss Sheng for the loss of reputation! If there is a massage stick in his bag, it means that Miss Sheng is sexy, haha!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
The reporters and ordinary people at the venue secretly covered their mouths and laughed. Sheng Lingyun was so angry that he wanted to rush up and stab Jiang Fan a few times. Every time he saw Jiang Fan, he always suffered a loss! He was like his nemesis.
"Okay, let me open the bag and let you see it!" Sheng Lingyun opened the bag, and the first thing that appeared in front of everyone was a stack of condoms.
"Haha, you need condoms when using a massage stick! You are afraid of getting AIDS. It seems that your massage stick is imported!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Sheng Lingyun didn't expect that there was a stack of condoms in his bag, and he suddenly felt a fever on his face. Where did these condoms come from? Strange! Sheng Lingyun immediately threw the condom out.
"Look, where is the massage stick? Where is it!" Sheng Lingyun flipped through the bag angrily, and suddenly a thick and long massage stick appeared in the bag.
"Oh, everyone, look! The massage stick! It seems to be imported from the West! It is thick and long! It also has a vibration function! Sheng Lingyun, you are so sexy!" Jiang Fan laughed.
Everyone looked at the massage stick in Sheng Lingyun's bag, and immediately someone started talking, "Wow, there are massage sticks! It's obvious that they are imported, only Westerners are so thick and long!"
"Oh my God, it's so thick, I can put it in. If I have to break it!" A woman immediately exclaimed.
"Maybe it's so thick and comfortable, or you'd take it with you and play with it. Maybe you'll just go into the bathroom. It's so sexy!"
"I really can't tell that rich women are sexy! Look at the way she wears, they are all black, this is a sign of sexyness!"
Sheng Lingyun was stunned, blushed like a persimmon, and stuttered: "This, this, why is there a massage stick in this bag? You must have framed me!" She grabbed the massage stick and threw it at Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan reached out to catch the massage stick, "Wow, there are particles on it! This thing is great, Sheng Lingyun, what's the use of this thing I am a big man holding? You should keep it and use it slowly. You can enjoy it when you go to the toilet, in the park, in the car, and in the shower, and give it back to you!"
Jiang Fan threw the massage stick out, whisper! The massage stick dripped through a strange arc and directly inserted it into the gully of Sheng Lingyun's chest. At this time, the scene was like a bread with ham sausage.
"Haha, bread with ham sausage!" Jiang Fan laughed. He just used a hidden weapon technique to throw the massage stick into Sheng Lingyun's ravines to humiliate her.
Sheng Lingyun was indeed angry and embarrassed, "Jiang Fan, I can't spare you! You can wait and see!" Sheng Lingyun reached out to get the massage stick on his chest. Something strange happened. The massage stick suddenly drilled into it and slid into his crotch.
Sheng Lingyun suddenly exclaimed, and her hand stopped before her crotch. She couldn't reach into her crotch in front of so many people, just take out a massage stick! Her hand stopped in front of her abdomen.
"Haha, the massage stick fell into the crotch. The Western products are high-end and can automatically find the way. It's great!" Jiang Fan laughed.
Sheng Lingyun was extremely embarrassed and could no longer stay there. She quickly turned around and walked. After taking a step, the massage rod on the crotch of her pants suddenly moved. She felt a cold in her abdomen, her bladder suddenly loosened, and her urine couldn't stop flowing out. Wow! The ground seemed to be spilling water.
"Oh, Miss Sheng is running water! This massage stick is so amazing! It's running water in just a few minutes!" Jiang Fan laughed.
Everyone immediately started to laugh. Lai Qing, who was standing beside him, saw Sheng Lingyun fleeing in panic, hurriedly followed him. As soon as he took a few steps, he suddenly felt his stomach growling, puff! The feces couldn't help but flow out, and the unlucky thing was that his pants also fell off.
"Oh, Master Lai has incontinent feces and his pants have fallen off. Come and see!" Jiang Fan shouted.
The reporters immediately took a photo, and the flash flashed in an instant. Lai Qing hurriedly covered his face with his hands, and ran away with his pants in his other hand. He was so fucking unlucky. He fell down after a few steps, hitting a piece of banana peel, and his face hit the ground, and two front teeth fell.
"Haha, Master Lai, what's wrong with you? Why did you fall down? Who is so immoral? After eating banana peels, it made Master Lai's teeth fall off. You want to make Master Lai's teeth lose!" Jiang Fan hurriedly ran over, grabbed Lai Qing's neck and lifted it up.
"Oh, Master Lai, are you okay?" Jiang Fan asked as if he was very close.
"Uh, your feet are stepping on mine!" Lai Qing grinned, and Jiang Fan's feet were just stepping on his instep. He was so painful that he was sweating all over.
"What, you didn't hurt? Oh, it's good if you didn't hurt!" Jiang Fan said with a smile, his foot stepping on him was even stronger.
"Ah! You stepped on my foot!" Lai Qing said in a pity. He was in so much pain that his bones were about to break.
"Oh, it seems that Master Lai is injured. Do you want me to treat you?" Jiang Fan pretended to be concerned, and his feet gradually grew bigger.
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The second update is here! Congratulations to the baby shrimp ball for becoming a gentleman! Gentleman baby! Haha!