When Jiang Fan saw Director Dai closed his eyes, he smiled in his heart: "Director Dai, I broke your legs! You can wait and scream!"
The steel pipe was smashed down hard, bang! Director Dai screamed, how high his legs were, "Damn! Director Dai, your legs are so strong that you can't even knock on the steel pipe!" Jiang Fan pretended to be surprised.
Director Dai was so painful that his whole body was sweating, "It's not broken yet!" He wanted to break it immediately. He knocked it repeatedly like this, and it hurts so much! It's better to have a short pain than long pain.
"I'm afraid that you can't stand it if you use too much force, so I didn't do my best to knock it!" Jiang Fan pretended to be embarrassed.
Director Dai wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a sad face: "Xiao Jiang, you can knock it with all your might! Hit it hard with all your might. Just think it is the enemy's leg and knock it hard!" At this time, Dai
The director wishes he could get better soon, break it and get it early!
Jiang Fan nodded pretending to be sympathetic and said, "Director Dai, don't worry, I will definitely break your leg this time!"
Jiang Fan immediately raised the steel pipe, raised it high above his head, then closed his eyes, shouted: "Broken!" With a shout, the steel pipe was knocked down hard, and with a puff, Director Dai screamed: "Ah
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Director Dai covered his crotch with his hands and screamed. Jiang Fan pretended to exclaim: "Oh, Director Dai, I'm sorry, why did I knock on your crotch? Why are you moving around?"
Director Dai covered his crotch and said in a mournful way: "It's over, my bird egg seems to be broken, right?"
Jiang Fan immediately lifted Director Dai's crotch, Damn! The bird eggs really turned yellow! "Oh, Director Dai, how many children do you have?"
Director Dai said in confusion: "Xiao Jiang, why are you asking about this? I have three children!"
"Oh, that's good. If you have a child, you won't be defeated!" Jiang Fan nodded.
"How is my injury? Can that bird come in handy?" Director Dai said nervously. This was what he was most worried about. He glanced at the beautiful secretary Ren Ni.
"It's okay, I'll help you recover, it should be useful." Jiang Fan smiled. "Then you can treat it quickly!" Director Dai said anxiously. This is more important than a leg injury, and it is related to his own happiness.
Jiang Fan immediately used the Maoshan recovery cure to cure Director Dai's crotch injury, "Well, the bird egg yolk has also been restored, and it can basically be used." Jiang Fan said.
Director Dai heard the voice, "What can be used basically? Is there any time when it can't be used?" Director Dai said in panic.
"Well, as long as you don't see round things like steel pipes in the future, the bird can get up. If you see round things like steel pipes, it will be scared to fall down!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Ah! Do you fall down when you see round things?" Director Dai asked.
"It should be true. As long as you see a cylindrical or even a spherical object, you will lie down!" Jiang Fan nodded.
Director Dai looked bleak. He looked at Ren Ni's towering chest. It's over. I can't see this anymore. It's awful! "Hey, it's better to break your legs! This time you have to see it right, don't hit your crotch!
Director Dai sighed.
Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Director Dai, don't worry, I will never knock on my crotch this time!"
Jiang Fan raised the steel pipe and raised it high above his head. Director Dai closed his eyes in fear. Jiang Fan also closed his eyes and shouted: "Bang!" Huh! The steel pipe fell down fiercely, and a crack! A sound.
Director Dai screamed in pain. He almost fell off the operating table in pain and almost fainted. If it weren't for the daily ginseng bird's nest supplements, he wouldn't be able to withstand this!
Jiang Fan said happily: "It was finally broken!" He threw the steel pipe to the ground and clapped his hands.
Director Dai said with a sad face: "You broke my leg, but you knocked the wrong one this time! You broke my good leg!"
Jiang Fan immediately lowered his head and pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, sorry, Director Dai, I just knocked it with my eyes closed, but I didn't expect it to be wrong. I will pick it up for you immediately!"
Jiang Fan immediately held Director Dai's rumbling thighs with both hands and squeezed them. Director Dai immediately screamed like a pig. Director Zhao was so scared that he covered his ears. He silently recited the Maoshan bone-linking curse, "Okay! Bones."
It's connected! I'll break the leg that didn't connect!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Jiang Fan picked up the steel pipe from the ground and raised it high, "Xiao Jiang, you must see clearly this time, don't knock the wrong thigh!" Director Dai reminded him that he was afraid of being knocked by Jiang Fan. If he knocked the wrong thigh again,
He is about to hit the wall!
Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Director Dai, don't worry, you will never knock on the wrong leg this time! I'll knock it right!"
The steel pipe was smashed down hard, so scared Director Dai so much that he closed his eyes, his heartbeat almost stopped, bang! Crack! Director Dai screamed and fainted immediately. It hurt so much. He had already said fearfully after several times of knocking.
Extremely, I couldn't bear such pressure in my heart and fainted from fear.
Director Zhao, Secretary Li, Ren Ni and others next to him were so scared that they covered their ears because Director Dai's screams were so terrifying that they were even more terrifying than ghosts. Everyone can do it! The most terrifying person was Hu Luanlai, his
The leg bones have not been connected yet. He saw Director Dai repeatedly tying bones, and he was so scared that he trembled all over. Although he didn't frown at all when he was taking bone surgery for others on weekdays, when it was his turn, he realized that the bone bones were so
The horror!
Jiang Fan stretched out his index finger and pointed out the part of Director Dai's eyebrows. Director Dai immediately woke up, "Oh, have his leg broken?" This was his first sentence when he woke up. Now what he cares most about is not whether he is connected with his legs or not.
, but care about knocking without breaking.
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Director Dai, don't worry, your leg is broken, I will pick it up for you soon. Don't move around, otherwise you will pick it up again if you pick it up, and then you will pick it up again!"
Director Dai was so scared that he sweated all over, "I, I won't move anymore, you can pick it up!" Director Dai gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, his expression as if he was on the death penalty ground.
Jiang Fan held Director Dai's thigh with both hands and squeezed it, "Ah!" Director Dai screamed, it was so fucking worse than a ghost scream. Jiang Fan squeezed it and then pulled it apart, and then squeezed it. Director Dai
The pain was so painful that the sweat was flowing.
"District Dai, don't move randomly, I'm going to get bones!" Jiang Fan silently recited the Maoshan bone-sharing curse, and Director Dai's bones were immediately attached.
"Okay, Director Dai, you can try it out with two steps!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Director Dai said nervously: "I still have to leave, it won't be long or short, right? I'm afraid of leaving!" Now, he dared not go down the ground. He was afraid that his legs would not be connected properly and would break them again.
I really can't stand this torture!
Ren Ni shouted, "Director Dai, just take two steps. If you don't leave, then this bone will be in vain!" She patted Director Dai's shoulder ambiguously.
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