squeak! Hu Luan's good leg was sawed off, "You can take Director Hu's leg to clean it!" Jiang Fan ordered.
The doctor was surprised and said, "Director Jiang, where do Director Hu's legs be cleaned?" There is no such cleaning place in the hospital? Because no one has ever done this.
Jiang Fan pointed to the tap and said, "Just take it there and rinse it!"
The doctor immediately sweated and said, "Director Jiang, this may not work. This does not meet the requirements of disinfection. This is raw water and will be infected!" This is to clean the thighs, and I thought it was to wash radish and cabbage! It requires strict disinfection.
The measures are enough.
Jiang Fan disagreed and said, "It doesn't matter, you won't be infected. Just do it according to my requirements. I will be responsible for all responsibilities!"
After hearing what Jiang Fan said, the doctor immediately took Hu Luanlai's thighs to the pool to wash. Jiang Fan said to the two nurses next to him: "Get a pair of scissors!"
The nurse immediately took a pair of scissors and handed it to Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan took the scissors, "Hey, Director Hu, I didn't expect that your bird was also infected. In order to save your life, I can only help you cut it off!" Jiang Fan was so bad.
Smiling.
Jiang Fan picked up scissors and cut it down at Hu Luan's bird. Crack! Hu Luan's bird was cut off! "Damn, you quack doctor, it's a scoundrel to have this thing flowing!" Jiang Fan threw the bird casually.
In the trash can, the two nurses next to them were suddenly blushing with shame.
At this time, Hu Luanlai woke up and the anesthesia had taken effect. He did not feel the pain. When he saw the doctor holding his thighs and rinsing them again, he was shocked and said, "Whose thighs are you washing? How can you clean it like this!
”
He suddenly found that his thighs looked familiar, so he hurriedly reached out to touch his thighs, "Ah! My thighs! Who sawed off my two thighs?" Hu Luanlai exclaimed, his heart was cold, as if he had fallen into it.
In the ice cave, why did one of my good legs be sawed off?
"Oh, it was me who sawed it down." Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"What, why did you saw off one of my good legs?" Hu Luanlai said angrily.
"There is no way, your leg is also infected. It will be fatal if you don't saw it off and clean it up. For the sake of your life safety, I have to saw it off and disinfect it!" Jiang Fan said with helplessness.
Hu Luanlai angrily said, "You are cleaning and disinfecting, how do you use tap water? This is not the more you consume it, the more you become! " This is simply washing pig's feet!
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "This is my secret disinfection method. It won't matter. I promise to give you a pair of complete legs!"
Hu Luanlai asked in confusion: "Really?" He couldn't believe it, but he knew Jiang Fan's magical medical skills.
"Of course it's true. Will I still lie to you?" Jiang Fan said with his eyes wide open, but he smiled in his heart: "It's just lying to you! I'm washing your legs as pig's legs!"
Hu Luanlai suddenly felt a little pain in his crotch, and hurriedly reached out and touched it in, "Ah! Where is my bird! Who cut off my bird?" Hu Luanlai exclaimed, and woke up and the bird flew away.
, It's so shocking!
"I cut it off!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"You, why did you cut off my bird?" Hu Luan said angrily. He was completely angry. Jiang Fan not only sawed off his legs, but also cut off his bird, making himself a
Abandoned man.
"Hey, Director Hu, I'm trying to save your life!" Jiang Fan said helplessly.
"To save my life?" Hu Luanlai said in confusion.
"Yes, because your bird is infected, it will be fatal if it is not cut off. So in order to save your life, you can only cut off your bird!" Jiang Fan nodded.
"You, you're talking nonsense. Even if your feet are infected, how can you get infected with the bird?" Hu Luanlai said angrily. As the director of orthopedics, he certainly knew that this kind of infection was impossible.
Jiang Fan said seriously: "Everything is possible! Don't forget, this is your third leg. Those two legs are infected, and of course the third leg is infected!"
Hu Luanlai was speechless. He didn't know how to answer. He was stunned. His heart suddenly became sank to the end. This time he finished his calculations and there was no more bird matters!
At this time, the doctor said to Jiang Fan: "Director Jiang, Director Hu's feet have been washed! What should you do?" The doctor took Hu Luan's feet and looked at Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan waved and said, "Oh, take it after washing!"
The doctor took Hu Luanlai's legs over, Jiang Fan took both legs and said to Hu Luanlai: "Hug your legs!" Jiang Fan put the two on Hu Luanlai.
Hu Luanlai hurriedly hugged his legs, feeling strange, "Director Jiang, please pick up my legs quickly. After a long time, my legs will be necrotic and will be troublesome!" Hu Luanlai said in panic, and the birds were flying.
, you can't have feet.
"Don't worry, I'll pick up your legs immediately. Hold your legs and don't fall to the ground!" Jiang Fan said impatiently.
Jiang Fan looked at Hu Luanlai's legs and nodded, "Come on your legs!" Jiang Fan stretched out his hand at Hu Luanlai.
Hu Luanlai immediately handed a leg to Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan looked at his legs and immediately recited a spell at the place where Hu Luanlai cut it. A white light flew into Hu Luanlai's legs and his legs immediately connected.
After Jiang Fan picked up one leg, he immediately picked up another leg. Jiang Fan clapped his hands and said, "Director Hu, all the legs have been picked up, my task has been completed!"
Hu Luanlai said nervously: "Director Jiang, my legs are not as long as Director Dai, right?" He was most afraid of that kind of situation. What should I do if one long or one short happens?
Woolen cloth?
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "There will definitely not be a situation like Director Dai this time. Don't worry, I'll go in advance!" Jiang Fan immediately left the operating room.
"Hey, President Jiang, you'll leave later!" Hu Luanlai shouted hurriedly, but Jiang Fan ignored it and left the operating room.
Hu Luanlai immediately got off the operating table and stood on the ground. His legs were neither long nor short, just right, and he immediately said excitedly: "Oh, just right, haha!"
Hu Luanlai immediately walked excitedly and walked a few steps. He felt something was wrong. Why didn’t he feel smooth? He lowered his head and looked, “Ah! The feet were connected in the opposite direction!”
It turned out that Hu Luanlai's left foot was received from his right foot, and his right foot was received from his left foot. No wonder he was very uncomfortable when walking. Hu Luanlai immediately rushed out of the operating room, "Director Jiang, my foot was reversed!
"Looking at the scene outside the operating room, there was no sign of Jiang Fan long ago.
Jiang Fan returned to the difficult and complicated disease department and felt very happy. He finally got rid of the two bad guys, Director Dai and Hu Luanlai. Jiang Fan hummed a little tune and picked up the newspaper and was about to read it when a knock on the door suddenly came.