"Well, it's almost noon, let's rest here for a while!" Jiang Fan nodded.
Everyone sat down at Yanshi, Najia's earth corpse took out the roasted snake meat and distributed it to everyone. Zhao Bingqian still didn't want the snake meat, but she still ate compressed biscuits.
"Bingqian, you need to eat some snake meat to nourish your body!" Jiang Fan said with concern. Zhao Bingqian's aunt is here. The amount is so large and she loses too much blood. Eating snake meat can replenish blood.
Zhao Bingqian understood what Jiang Fan meant, and her face turned red immediately, she shook her head and said, "I really don't want to eat snake meat, it's disgusting!" She was afraid of snakes, so how dare she eat snake meat?
"Uh, are snakes that disgusting? Actually, you can tell that the taste is delicious. Although many women are afraid of snakes, they all like to eat snakes!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Zhao Bingqian's face turned even redder and she spat: "You are bored, I ignore you!" She immediately turned her back to Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan wondered, "Hey, I didn't say anything, why am I bored? I just said that women like to eat snakes? What's so boring about this sentence!"
Huang Fu, who was standing aside, laughed secretly. He blinked at Jiang Fan and pointed to Jiang Fan's crotch. Jiang Fan immediately understood, Damn! Zhao Bingqian's thoughts are too crooked, why do you think of snakes as that!
Jiang Fan thought about it carefully, but that's true. Isn't that man's thing just a snake? Snakes like to drill holes the most, don't that thing like to drill holes? Thinking of it, Jiang Fan couldn't help laughing.
Zhao Bingqian turned his head and glared at Jiang Fan, "You have dirty thoughts, you must be smiling maliciously!" Zhao Bingqian said disdainfully.
Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly, picked up the snake meat and ate it in big mouthfuls, "Well, the snake head is delicious, the taste is delicious!" Jiang Fan deliberately exclaimed loudly.
Zhao Bingqian knew that Jiang Fan had said it to him on purpose, so she immediately snorted, "Be careful to poison you!" The voice was very small, only Jiang Fan could hear it.
Jiang Fan ignored it and soon finished gnawing the roasted snake meat in his hand. He wiped his mouth, "I'll make a riddle and then give you a guess?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Okay, Brother Fan, come and listen, let's all guess!" Huang Fu said in response.
"A small hole, in and out every day, spit out white slurry, do it all morning and evening, and beat something we have to do every day in our lives." Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Zhao Bingqian suddenly blushed and spat: "Bored, vulgar, this vulgar riddle can come out!"
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "You are not upright, why do you think in a wrong way? This is what we have to do every day. You have to do it every morning and evening. How come it is a vulgar thing!"
Huang Fu immediately laughed, "Yes, this is what we have to do every day. I know what we are doing, haha!"
Jiang Fan looked at Guo Huaicai, "Mr. Guo, do you know that he is a club?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Guo Huaicai's face turned red and said, "Uh, I can't do this. I'm older and my health is not as good as before! I can't do it twice a day even before the New Year!"
"Haha, Mr. Guo, I didn't expect you to think wrongly. What you do every day is not what you think of!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Huang Fu also laughed, "Old Guo, I didn't expect you to think wrongly! This is a serious matter and will never be too down. Even high-ranking people like to do it!"
Guo Huaicai was blushed and his neck was thick when he was said by two young men, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu, "Well, a small hole, every day, spit out white slurry, and do it all morning and evening. Is this a serious thing? No matter how you think about it, it's not a serious thing!
” Guo Huaicai muttered.
Zhao Bingqian's face was flushed, "You are so bored. You can think of riddles like this!" The more she thought about it, the more she felt her face became more and more feverish. She had a small hole in her mouth, and she was still experiencing white juice. Isn't that just doing that?
I haven't done it before, but I can think about it and get it. It's really dirty!
Jiang Fan immediately laughed and said, "Bing Qian, you still have a wrong thought. Don't think about it in a wrong way. Think about the serious things. Think about what we have to do every morning and evening, and what men, women, young and old like to do!"
"Uh, I can't think of it, Brother Li, can you think of it?" Guo Huaicai said.
Dad Li also shook his head and said, "I can't think of it. I haven't done such a thing in years!"
"Haha, Dad Li, you've also thought wrong, you've been doing it!" Huang Fu said with a smile.
Dad Li's face turned red, "I do it every day. I go in and out of the small holes and spit out white slurry. Is this what I do?" Dad Li's thoughts more and more like that.
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "You all have thought wrongly. Since you can't think of it, I'll tell you the answer. This is brushing your teeth! Think about it, isn't brushing your teeth once every day? Isn't your mouth just a small hole
Is the hole? Aren’t the toothbrush in and out? Is the toothpaste white serous?"
After Jiang Fan finished speaking, Guo Huaicai suddenly realized: "Yes, haha, I really thought it wrong!"
Zhao Bingqian immediately lowered her head and did not dare to look at Jiang Fan, "Bingqian, how about it? Are you thinking wrong or are my dirty thoughts?" Jiang Fan patted Zhao Bingqian on the shoulder.
Zhao Bingqian immediately blushed and stood up, "Oh, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" hurriedly ran away.
"Uh, don't run away!" Jiang Fan smiled.
Everyone immediately burst into laughter, Jiang Fan looked at his watch, "Uh, it's getting late, it's time to set off!" Jiang Fan said.
"Oh, snake!" Zhao Bingqian screamed over there, and she rushed back, "What's going on? Where is the snake?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
Zhao Bingqian was still in shock and pointed to a distance and said, "There are two snakes there!"
Jiang Fan and Huang Fu immediately ran over. Sure enough, there were two snakes, but Jiang Fan saw that the two snakes were entangled with each other and the snake tails were tightly pressed together, and immediately understood.
Huang Fu also understood, "Damn, these two snakes are too unreasonable. How can you do this in the wild!"
Dad Li and Guo Huaicai also came. After they saw this, they immediately said nothing. Zhao Bingqian said in surprise: "Why don't you kill these two snakes?"
Jiang Fan smiled wickedly: "Uh, the couple is engaged in a childbirth campaign, and it's okay for you to kill me!"
Najia Tu Zi had never seen such a thing and said in surprise: "Master, what are these two snakes doing? Is it a fight?"
"Uh, yes, they are a couple fighting!" Of course, Jiang Fan should not speak out loud, he could only say erroneously.
Najia Tu Corpse nodded and said, "Oh, it turns out that it's a couple fighting. They are entangled tightly, and their tails are entangled together and cannot be separated!"
When Zhao Bingqian saw Jiang Fan's wicked smile, Huang Fu's ambiguous smile, the blush on his faces of Dad Li and Guo Huaicai, he immediately understood what was going on with these two snakes.