Wu Hao shuddered and looked at the round butt of the uneasy and kind-hearted boss lady: "Boss boss, what's the happy event today? Why can we eat the best food!"
"There is a big man coming to the island today. He is one of the oldest great mentors on our island. He is a god-like figure. He will scare you when he says it!!"
"You tell me, I won't be shocked. I've just been here for a day, and I know who is who!" Wu Hao smiled evilly. The landlady had already led them to a large square table in the middle of the hall and arranged for them to sit down.
Wu Hao looked around at the people eating, but did not find General Qing and the others. The landlady asked in a low voice, "Beauty, where is the bearded man with the big snake sitting!"
"Disgusting!!" The landlady pushed her face away coquettishly, her ears were red, she turned around slightly and slapped Wu Hao's right cheek, and the skirt under her body turned beautifully in a circle. "It tickles my ears so much."
, I didn’t even hear what you said. Huh!" After she said that, she stretched out her hand to call a few waiters over, and gave Wu Hao an affectionate look, "I have something important to do today. If you guys have finished drinking, you can stay here.
Staying one night in this wilderness is absolutely impossible if you want to rush on the road. I will be busy later and come to find you!" The landlady did not answer Wu Hao's question, but swayed away with her buttocks.
Wu Hao and others ordered their dishes and sat down. Qing Guo looked at Wu Hao with great envy.
"I noticed that, apart from being a little tall, you are not that handsome either. How come you are so popular with women!!"
Wu Hao pinched the fat man's pink face with his hands, "I was not like this before. I used to be the last person in the crowd. Girls, no one likes me. Like you!"
"Go! No one likes me!" The fat man felt proud again, scratching his neck.
"Then tell me who likes you!"
Qing Guo's eyes rolled for a long time. "The braised pork is here, eat first!"
Wu Hao glanced at Lan Niu, who was still sleeping next to him, and thought that the child was in danger. I was afraid that the scarab beetle could not save her life. What should I do? She was anxious and couldn't eat. Wu Hao sighed.
"Ouch! You're still sighing at such a delicious meal. It's not to your liking!" This time, the proprietress personally carried the dish and turned to Wu Hao. Seeing Wu Hao's eyes on Lan Niu, she smiled knowingly.
"This little girl has been poisoned by snake venom. I'm afraid she only has a few hours to live. It's useless if you watch her not eating. But..."
"But what? Why did you come back so quickly?" Wu Hao stood up in confusion when he heard that there was a turn of events.
"The important guest we have here today can help you, but he is not very willing to take action, let alone meet people. It all depends on your luck!"
"Then, boss lady, could you please give me a recommendation?"
"What's in it for me?"
"Benefits?" Wu Hao's eyes swept over the landlady's round and round body. "What benefits do you want?"
"At midnight tonight, there is a bamboo forest outside the door!" The landlady blinked at Wu Hao and then turned away.
Qing Guo, who was eating next to him, sprayed all over the table.
"She fucked you!"
"She is not the boss's wife at all!" Qing Ling, who was eating silently, reminded in a low voice.
"Ah! It's that broken cow that teased you!" Qing Guo suddenly realized and sat down.
"How is that possible?" Qing Ling shook her head again. "It's the hardest thing to go in and out here and pretend to be the boss lady. Then why do you have to pretend?"
"It's Bing'er!!! The two brothers of the Bing family came to tease me and trick me!!"
"Maybe it's your master!" Qing Ling smiled faintly. "You decide whether to go or not!"
"It's almost midnight, should we sleep here at night? Then, what should my master do?" Qing Guo asked hesitantly, stroking the melon seeds on his big head.
"Idiot, the bearded man is here, why should we steal the money and go on the road!" Wu Hao walked over and held Qing Guo's shoulders and said to him with his mind.
"If the boss lady is pretending to be your master, she is easy to steal. If it is a brother from the Bing family pretending to be the boss, it means that they have been trapping you for a long time. They can only steal you! They can only fall into the trap themselves!" Qing Guo also used
The thought responded to Wu Hao.
"Anyway, I will do it when I'm young!"
"I'll go with you!"
"Aren't you afraid?"
"If it's really the boss's wife, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it, so just!"
"Go to shit!"
The two of them were cursing back and forth with their minds, when suddenly the landlady appeared from the front door and walked in.
"Damn it, why is there another boss lady!"
Qing Guo didn't pay attention this time, didn't use his thoughts, and just opened his mouth wide and shouted.
The charming landlady walked up to a few people, took a sip of wine, sat down and drank it all, raised her eyes to look at Qing Guo, rolled her eyes around, and laughed.
"Who would believe that you are my evil star?"
"What a stupid cow!"
"Was that you just now?" Wu Hao asked, staring at the proprietress dressed as a turtle. "Why did you become like this?"
"To take you with me to save Lan Niu! Who else can come and go here freely without being suspected? Who else knows who the distinguished guest is and where he is!"
"Who is the distinguished guest?"
"He is one of the oldest great teachers on the island. His story is very good. It is passed down by word of mouth and is said to be recorded in a strange book on the island. But I have never seen this book! This wine is really good.
Drink!" The landlady pretending to be the boss raised her wine glass again and took a big sip.
"Speak quickly, you are so greedy to drink, you will be exposed soon!"
"Yeah! One evening thousands of years ago, the setting sun was like blood, and the crystal full moon crept over the willow trees. There was a beautiful woman named Ren Si on our island. She was still sleepy at such a late hour, and she was wandering on the shore.
Dancing, she was young, beautiful, sentimental, dancing with her charming body under the moonlight, crystal clear! Suddenly, a ray of red light shot out from the depths of the blue waves of the sea. Ren Si turned around and saw a red-bearded dragon rising into the air.
Two rays of light came out of her eyes and met her gaze. In an instant, Ren Si felt her heart throbbing, as if she had something. She wiped her eyes with her hands to calm herself, and then looked intently, but she saw that the dusk was gradually closing.
The sky and the water were both dark and gloomy. How could there be any dragons? Not long after returning home, Ren Si became pregnant and gave birth to a baby at full term. However, she turned out to be a monster with the head of an ox and the body of a monster. The strange child grew up slowly, but he had the ability to
He is outstanding, kind and caring. When he saw that the island's population was increasing day by day and its natural resources were gradually depleting, he suddenly became aware of the dangers. How could the natural growth of fruits keep up with the rapid growth of the number of people? Once wild animals and plants eat
Don’t we all die of hunger? He was worried and worried, thinking and thinking. He had been thinking about it for ninety-nine and eighty-one days and nights, and finally it suddenly dawned on him!"
"Wait a minute, the strange book you are talking about is called "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"
"Have you heard about the strange book on the island?"
"I've heard what you're talking about before! This man is called Emperor Yan. He thought about it for ninety-nine and eighty-one days and nights, and figured out why not teach the people to plant and use the sweat of labor to exchange for the means of survival? His talent
At this time, countless millet, millet, hemp, wheat, and beans were falling from the sky. Emperor Yan collected these grain seeds and named them five grains. He ordered everyone to sow them in the cultivated soil in the spring, wait for them to sprout, and transplant them.
Plant it in a moist place, then fertilize and nourish it, pull out the weeds, and follow this method, and you will definitely get a good harvest. Later, when you saw that farming and planting was very hard, you cut off the wood to make grass, kneaded the wood to make plough, created agricultural tools, and made the people follow the method.
Use it!!"
"Yes! Otherwise, how can we survive if there are more and more people on the island and have no contact with the outside world? So he is the great hero of the island. In your words, the inventor. Everyone calls him Master Yan.
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Master Yan is Emperor Yan, and this is the wonderful book "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"!!
When Wu Hao heard this, he was stunned and stunned. What a coincidence!
Zhan Jun pretended to be the boss lady and continued to take a sip of wine, stepped on Qing Guo's stool, and continued talking like a female man.
"Teacher Yan is not only a great mentor in agriculture, but also a mentor in medicine and business. He patrolled around and saw that the people on the island had yellow and swollen faces and rheumatism. He felt very uneasy and immediately visited the entire island.
, collecting exotic herbs from all over the world and whipping them one by one with an ocher whip. After whipping the herbs, no matter they are poisonous or non-toxic, cold or hot, various properties will be revealed. He will treat patients and students based on the different properties of the herbs. In order to further
Identifying the nature, taste and function of the medicine is convenient for saving lives and healing the wounded. Master Yan tasted the herbs himself and tried the medicine himself. He first tasted licorice, which was sweet and neutral in nature, and could purge fire and detoxify. Then he chewed black plum, which made the teeth sour, stimulated body fluids, astringent the intestines and aggravated the lungs.
Sichuan peppercorns will make you angry, eating hot mustard will make you burst into tears; the list goes on and on. On average, he was poisoned twelve times a day. Fortunately, his body is exquisite and transparent, and his internal organs can be seen clearly from the outside, so he can immediately know the location of the poisoning.
Find a way to rescue. Teacher Yan tested the properties of hundreds of herbs, placed warm, cool, cold, and hot medicines in one place, and wrote a medical book and prescription according to the meaning of monarch, minister, and envoy. It was given to the people on the island as a reference. He also opened a market.
He advocated trade, encouraged everyone to exchange what they had and adjusted what was needed, and created scarab beetles as a measuring tool on the island to improve the quality of life. The towns and the prototype of the inn on the island were all initiated by him. He was one of several people on the island.
One of the great saints!"
"Of course! We are all descendants of Yan and Huang, do you know what that means? Descendants of Emperor Yan!!" Wu Hao was also very excited. "Since the important guest of the inn today is him, the miracle doctor, then Lan Niu is indeed saved.
Since you are pretending like this, you must know where he is, let’s go find him right now!”