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29 Planned Accidents

While Wu Hao and Qing Guo spoke frankly about their last words, Wu Hao accidentally discovered something strange about the pattern on the Changwei Hui magic weapon.

Zhenjun is implementing its money-stealing plan in an orderly manner.

It pretended to be the boss's wife, swung its big butt and led two girls, Qing Ling and Yan'er, into the room where General Qing was located, which he had scouted in advance.

Their room was still a little far away from Master Yan's, and this distance was just enough for Xuan Jun to plan his money-stealing tactics.

Pretending to be a landlady, Xuan Jun walked to the door of the room, opened the door, covered her mouth in embarrassment, and smiled charmingly.

"Hey, everyone, I knew you were so lively!"

The private room was indeed very lively. General Qing, Brother Bingsan and Zhao Yinke were eating and drinking happily.

It seems that these people have been drinking for three rounds. Brother Bing and the third brother are obviously unsteady on their feet and are very drunk. The three brothers have their own characteristics. The eldest brother is rich and has at least 1 million scarabs in his pocket. The second brother is short.**

, will change. The third child is very secretive, doesn't like to talk, and doesn't know what he is capable of.

When Bing Er saw the boss's wife coming in, he staggered closer, slapped the boss's big butt, and jumped up and hugged the boss's neck.

"It's a pity that you, an old lady, are not to my liking. It would be great if you brought a fairy here!! It would be even better if you bring a fairy that I have been thinking about for a whole day!"

"Oh! You are so rich, who wouldn't want it! What girl can't love money! I came in to ask some of you if you want to listen to Miss Yan'er's music! This is the specialty of our store.

Everyone who has been here knows..."

"Listen! Let her in!" Before the short Bing Er could say anything, General Qing, who was sitting at the table, said loudly.

"Okay, I know you are the most knowledgeable, Big Beard!" Zhan Jun patted his thigh awkwardly. Seeing the slightly suspicious expression on General Qing's face, he felt that he had used the wrong name. Big Beard was not just called casually.

Yes, it's all Wu Hao's fault for always calling him Big Beard. Talking too much will lead to mistakes. Zhan Jun stopped talking, clapped his hands twice, and Miss Yan'er walked in.

The short Bing Er's eyes immediately lit up, he leaned over with a playful smile and pinched Yan'er's cheek.

"What a beauty! So beautiful! Not bad! Not bad!! Boss lady, you are really crouching tiger, hidden dragon, no, crouching chicken, hidden phoenix, no!"

"Bing'er, don't be rude to Yan'er. Come and sit down and listen. It's our good luck that Yan'er can sing a song for us!!" General Qing shouted loudly, and Bing'er returned to his seat in despair, laughing at himself.

Then he said, "Well, when Miss Yan'er finishes singing, I will give you three glasses of wine!"

Yan'er slowly walked out from behind the landlady and sat down.

He lowered his eyes, not looking at the crowd, and started singing by himself.

This song is slightly different from the previous one. Just now, it was like an oriole's call, and big beads and small beads falling on a jade plate. This time, it's like a white phoenix singing together. This small body bursts out with huge power, and the natural sound of singing can wash away the pain.

People's hearts, the lively banquet suddenly became quiet, including the three rich and handsome brothers Bing who didn't know shit, they stopped talking. They just listened quietly to Miss Yan'er's singing.

"My mood is low, all this fighting has made me so tired.

Whenever trouble comes one after another, I feel miserable inside.

Then, I will wait here quietly,

When I know you appear, sit with me for a while, watch the sunrise and sunset, and watch the vicissitudes of life.

With your encouragement, I can climb the mountain

With your encouragement, I can cross the stormy sea.

When I rely on you, I am so strong.

With your encouragement, I have surpassed my limits."

The music behind Yan'er was not harp music at all. The rich rhythm and notes seemed to be played by a band. Yan'er sang and burst into tears. Zhao Yinke also stood up with tears in his eyes.

, the three brothers Bing burst into endless applause. Only General Qing picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp without saying a word.

"Zhen is a fairy who has descended to earth, and Zhen is a voice from the demonic realm that has been lingering around for three days!" Brother Bing's eyes widened when he looked at Miss Yan'er.

"Oh, there are so many people who have fallen in love with our girl because of Yan'er's songs. This is the perfect combination of the charm of music and women. Haha," the boss lady pretending to be said, while also happily saying

Follow along with applause.

"If Miss Yan'er can play one more song, I'm willing to reward you with a reward of 100,000 yuan!" Bingda excitedly took out the card from his arms and put it on the table.

Xuan Jun was overjoyed and glanced at Miss Yan'er, but Miss Yan'er shook her head and stood up.

"The guest next door has been waiting for me for a long time, and my rule is to sit down and sing!" Yan'er turned around and was about to leave.

Bing Er jumped out like a monkey.

"Miss Yan'er is really a goddess! Even if she is unmoved by so much money, who else in the world can treat beetles like dirt like Miss Yan'er! Hahaha!! Since Miss Yan'er can't sing another song,

Then have three drinks with me!!"

"Yan'er never drinks with you!"

"Hey, look!" Zhan Jun suddenly retreated to the door. "Miss Yan'er, you can't offend our distinguished guest. What should we do? Otherwise, if you want to continue listening to the song, I will go and give it to you.

Looking for our other singers, we also have Miss Wan'er and Miss Ran'er, both of whom are Miss Yan'er's new apprentices, and their singing is also very nice. Please wait a moment!! Yan'er, you have to take good care of our distinguished guest!"

Zhan Jue pretended to be the landlady and winked and took advantage of the chaos to rush out the door.

Yan'er and Bing'er went back and forth, tugging and tugging, and Yan'er became angry.

After reciting a spell silently, suddenly a cold water blade came out of Yan'er's hand and went straight to Bing'er's throat. It came down quickly and urgently, but fortunately Bing'er recited the delaying spell silently in time and quietly dodged.

"I didn't expect that you are still a junior instructor and have a magic weapon like Yueyao! In this way, Miss Yan'er's status in my heart will be even greater!!" Bing'er, with the help of the wine, was not angry at all,

Zui Xunxun pressed forward as if he had no bones. "I know you are open for business, but even if you are a junior instructor, you are not willing to hit me! Yes!"

Miss Yan'er did not hit her again and said it righteously.

"This guest, I promised others, I must go over. For artists like us, credibility is a huge thing. You won't understand this. Please respect yourself!"

After Yan'er said that, she ran away. When Bing Er saw her running, he suddenly smiled excitedly and chased her out of the door. Bing Da looked at the second child and saw that she was being rude, so he also followed her out, preparing to stop her.

Just like this, behind Yan'er was Bing Er, and behind Bing Er was Bing Da. The three of them broke into the next room one after the other.

After the three people left General Qing's private room, the two accompanists were not in a hurry. They retreated and closed the door. They recited an illusion spell. For a while, even if General Qing and the others came out, they could not find Bing Er and Bing Er.

Bing is older, not to mention that in General Qing's mind, the farce of Bing Er, a lewd thief, is really unsightly, so why would he be willing to take care of it.

Xunjun's plan is going smoothly, but a plan is still a plan.

Yan'er and Bing'er broke into the next door almost at the same time. Inside, Qing Ling was passionately kissing Wu Hao. Of course, this was Wu Hao pretending to be Xue Xun who had just exited in the chaos. This was Xun Xun.

plan.

Qing Ling was so lost in the kiss that she lay in Wu Hao's arms. Wu Hao hugged her tightly, fearing that she would escape from his arms. Qing Ling's arms were wrapped around Wu Hao's neck, her eyes were closed tightly, and her nose was filled with excitement and excitement.

Excited and breathing heavily.

When Bing Er saw the scene in front of him, he let out a scream like a slaughtering pig.

"Ah, you bitch! Are you worthy of my longing and passion for you all day long? It's so unreliable!!!" Bing'er screamed like a butchering pig, and rushed forward crazily.

The moment he caught Qing Ling, he was kicked by Wu Hao who was pretending to be Zhen Jun and was pinned to the wall. He slowly slid down like a fly that had been swatted.

"What did I tell you?" Wu Hao, who was pretending to be Zhen Jun, put one foot on the table and kicked him with a stern look.

"Never mess with you again!"

Zhan Jue chuckled, thinking that Wu Hao had already dealt with this kid. Wu Hao was really brave and competitive. With his own virtue, he still dared to deal with others.

"Then why are you still here? Not only are you ruining my good deeds, but you are still screaming like a pig. Are you sick or not!!"

"Yes, I'm sick!" Bing'er mumbled as he stood up, recalling Wu Hao's fire dragon ultimate move, and felt lingering fear in his heart.

"Wu Hao, you dare to bully my brother. I think you are tired of living. Last time, General Qing had important matters to attend to and didn't want to pursue you. I can't let you go this time. General Qing's god

Python, do you think that stinky cow of yours can beat him? With General Qing’s power, do you think you guys are his opponents? This is originally about the strength of the team, so what kind of hero are you trying to do there?!

!!

"Bing Da stood up to protect his younger brother and looked at Wu Hao with disdain.

"Hmph, I'm trying to be a hero, so why don't you come over and give it a try!!" Wu Hao, pretending to be a dragon, clenched his fists and his whole body glowed purple.

Bingda knew he couldn't beat Wu Hao, but he couldn't take back the words he threw out. He was frozen for a moment.

"Forget it!" Miss Yan'er said in the middle. "This brother was a real hero when he drank during the banquet. We are all in the inn together. Instead of hurting the harmony and destroying things, it is better to have a drinking contest!!"

"Hmm! That's a great idea!!"

"Who is afraid of you!!!" Wu Hao pretended to raise the wine jar in his hand and threw it into Bing Da's arms. "One jar per person, let's see who drinks it first! The one who finished last will drink first.

Call me grandpa when you’re done.”

"If I'm faster than you, you have to apologize to my brother!!"

"Give me back Miss Qingling!!" Bing'er added angrily from behind.

"Get out of here!" Bing Da kicked Bing Er away, raised the wine jar and started drinking.

At the same time, Zhan Jun said a teleportation to Bing Er, and moved him to the place where the giant python was where the mythical beast was resting.

Bingda didn't take more than a few sips. He was poisoned by the wine and fell to the ground.

Miss Yan'er and Qing Ling hurriedly went over to look through his clothes, and Yan'er took out a shiny gold-plated wooden card. "Ten million!!"

Yan'er was overjoyed, Qing Ling stood up, turned around and said to Zhan Xun.

"It's enough for us to enter the underground town together. Without further ado, let's go!"

The plan was implemented so smoothly, and Xuan Jun rubbed his hands proudly.

"Let's go! Go back and meet Wu Hao!"

At this moment, the door was kicked open with a clang, and General Qing and Zhao Yinke stood at the door.

General Qing looked at the people in the room with a sneer and asked loudly.

"Wu Hao wants to go back to meet Wu Hao? You want to steal money, why bother!"

General Qing looked at several people, and Yan'er still held a B-sized card in her hand, laughing.

"If you want money, come with me and get it. 10 million is not enough. I have 50 million here. If you can get it, I'll give it to you! If you can't get it, don't get a dollar at all!!"

General Qing's beard was trembling, and he looked really angry.

Just like the last time in Huan City, there was no warning. To everyone's surprise, he suddenly raised his right hand and pinched it hard. A player behind Yan'er fell to the ground and turned into a pool of blood without any bones.

, no teeth, just a pool of blood spraying everywhere.

Yan'er was shocked when she saw this. She pushed the other one out of the door and whispered a few words. She turned around and faced General Qing's face without fear.

"One person does the work and the other takes the responsibility. I stole the money. If it's going to be bloody, just kill me!"


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