It is actually the same reason why masters of ancient martial arts can float on water.
After all, humans are not insects and do not have such a special structure on the soles of their feet, but don’t forget that ancient martial arts masters have internal Qi. As long as the Qi is emitted to the soles of their feet to form a tangible and qualitative "cover", they can be used as "skateboard shoes"
Already.
Based on the human body shape and the special posture of standing on two feet, it is quite difficult to walk on the water like an insect while maintaining good balance.
However, this is not particularly difficult for experienced ancient martial arts masters. As long as they spend a period of practice, they can do it.
But floating on water with a heavy load is much more difficult...
Humans are originally bipedal creatures. The standing area is small and the pressure is naturally large. In order to be able to walk on water, it is necessary to make the air mask very large.
For every additional weight, the area of the air cover will increase accordingly.
If the weight reached half that of a human being, the increase in area would be quite astonishing, and the weight standard set by Elder Lin for Gu Xiaohu started at 100 kilograms!
For God's sake, this weight is already heavier than Gu Xiaohu himself!
One can imagine how difficult it would be for Little Tiger to run back and forth on the water with such a heavy outfit on his back...
"You...are you kidding?" Standing by the moat, Gu Xiaohu hesitated.
~"Go down!" Elder Lin didn't bother to explain and just kicked him down!
Due to lack of experience and panic, Brother Xiaohu’s first attempt was of course unsuccessful. Plus he was carrying a heavy load, the consequences can be imagined...
Seeing the stupid boy sinking to the bottom of the river like a stone, Elder Lin couldn't help but clapped his hands, as happy as a child.
Of course Gu Xiaohu couldn't see this scene. He was now thinking about how to get up...
Since he was carrying a bunch of lead weights on his back, it was of course impossible to float, and the method of jumping up was obviously not feasible because the mud at the bottom of the river was too soft and the resistance in the water was high. Gu Xiaohu
After jumping several times without success, I had no choice but to give up.
Of course, this kind of thing is not difficult for an ancient martial arts master. If it really doesn't work, you can use the Turtle Breath Kung Fu to temporarily hold your breath. Then forcefully walk up step by step. Although this method is a bit clumsy and takes a bit longer, at least it won't
What could go wrong?
When Gu Xiaohu finally returned to the shore, he immediately took off the lead weight, lay down on the ground, and breathed in fresh air.
"Here." An old face suddenly appeared in his field of vision, startling him immediately!
"What are you doing with this expression? Do you think I am a ghost?" Elder Lin was very dissatisfied with the young man's reaction. He immediately took back the popsicle in his hand and pouted: "If you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it myself!"
After that, the old guy really took one bite with his left hand and one bite with his right hand. He was eating with great joy, looking like a five-year-old child.
Gu Xiaohu... Gu Xiaohu's eyes are about to fall out at this moment!
It's not that the old guy's style surprised him, but those two popsicles - these are old-fashioned banana popsicles. They are no longer sold now, they are all ice cream. Ice cream and the like, who still wants them?
Eat such corny stuff?
Gu Xiaohu just likes to eat this kind of popsicle. And he knows that there are only two local small shops selling this kind of old popsicle. One is in the north of the city, and the other is in the Ziyuan Community on Shuanghua Road in the east of the city - yes, it is at his home.
nearby.
North of the city...this possibility can be ruled out. Unless the old guy is the Flash, it is absolutely impossible.
Ziyuan Community... This is somewhat possible, but it is a bit mysterious to actually implement it.
You know, it takes about fifteen minutes to ride a motorcycle to go home from here, and it only takes two minutes at most after falling to the bottom of the river and walking up again. It's amazing that the old guy can actually walk in such a short time.
Back and forth, how fast it is!
Not to mention, this old naughty boy didn't blush or pant, there was no sweat on his forehead, and his movements didn't look like he had just experienced strenuous exercise.
Could it be that... this kind of journey is just the level of a leisurely stroll for him???
Depend on!!!
Oh my God! You don’t have to treat me like this, right? Brother Dong, you... what kind of old monster did you stuff into me!!!
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"Are you...are you sure this is okay? Don't you need to take care of it?" At the entrance of Tianshang Palace, Dai Qingyun looked inside and said to Chen Weidong beside him with a smile.
"Well, I must admit, that guy's skin is indeed thicker than I imagined." Chen Weidong also looked in the same direction as him, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised and his eyes narrowed slightly.
Generally speaking, when he shows this expression, it means that he is in a bad mood.
Dai Qingyun was very familiar with him and naturally knew what this expression meant, so he smiled slightly, moved his body to the side, and extended his hand to signal "please".
"Don't worry, it will be soon." Chen Weidong chuckled and walked forward quickly.
In fact, it's not a big deal. After the banquet, the pretty boy named Zhang pestered Zheng Wei and said he would send her back. His attitude was very firm.
How could Zheng Wei agree to such a thing? Even if the other party meant well, she didn't need it. Otherwise, if someone saw it, what would he think?
By the way, where is that guy!
The banquet was clearly over, but there was still no one around. I had agreed to have two drinks with Dai Qingyun, but ended up losing him after just one drink!
Now that his female companion is being pestered endlessly, it is the time when he needs to step forward. It would be better for him to leave his female companion without a trace!
Hum! Hun Dan! Hun Dan! Is there such an irresponsible male partner in the world? I was so blind at the beginning, how could I ask him to come...
Zheng Wei scolded someone in her heart, but she had to put on a smile on her face and tried her best to refuse Mr. Zhang's kind invitation.
As for Mr. Zhang, it seemed that the dance had given him a lot of confidence, and he made it clear that he would fight to the end.
To be honest, he is not such a patient person.
At least to women, he has never been a good-tempered gentleman who would beg again and again after being rejected.
If it weren't for the woman in front of him named Zheng Wei, he would have walked away long ago.
Thinking about the identity of this woman's father, her uncle's identity, and the people in her family, Mr. Zhang calmed down and continued to work hard to solve the problem.
In his opinion, Princess Zheng was indeed much more difficult to deal with than the women he had dealt with before, but he was still very confident.
Picking up girls is nothing more than that. Women are born to be emotional creatures. As long as you are good-looking, sweet enough, and generous enough, you won't be able to impress her.
Princess Zheng was probably of noble birth and was used to seeing these things, so she was not surprised. However, Mr. Zhang felt that he was different and could not be compared with others. As long as he worked hard, he would definitely be able to impress the beautiful lady.
As the saying goes, a brave girl is afraid of stalking a man. There are no girls in this world that are impossible to catch, only men who are not good enough or hardworking enough.
Are you not good enough? What a joke!
Thinking about the dance just now, Princess Zheng's pretty face turned red, she looked left and right, but did not dare to look into her own eyes.
This is obviously a shy look that wants to refuse but welcomes him. Well, yes, she must be tempted, but it is just out of female reserve that she rejects herself again and again.
It doesn't matter, Mr. Zhang has to deal with this kind of woman not once or twice. Anyway, the secret is just four words: stalk and beat her to death!
But this time, he seemed to have encountered some unusual resistance...
For example...someone who shows up unannounced.
"Hey, who are you? Where are you putting your hands? Who gave you permission to put your hands here? Let me go quickly! Stay away from her!" Chen Weidong came up with a barrage of firecrackers, which made Mr. Zhang confused.
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After he came to his senses, he couldn't help but get angry: Damn, who is this guy? Why are there five or six people shouting when they come up!?
Chen Weidong didn't give him a chance to think clearly. He brushed his hand away, took Zheng Wei's arm and left.
"Oh, please slow down." Zheng Wei was a little hurt by him and couldn't help but glare at him.
"I want to go faster." Chen Weidong replied angrily to her, suddenly picked her up by the waist and walked toward the door.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Zheng Wei was startled and quickly pushed him to let him down.
"Why, you push me and stare at me, but you greet that kid with a smile? What kind of double standard is this?"
"You..." Zheng Wei raised his eyebrows, looked around, and then lowered his voice and said: "Quality, pay attention to quality. Although I hate that person named Zhang, I can't drive him away with a curse, right?"
"Why not? I see that you are usually very capable. You don't look like some weak and weak little princess who blushes even when she says dirty words."
"Then... the occasion is different! Anyway, let me down first. There are so many people watching. What does it look like..."
"Okay." Chen Weidong loosened his hand and put Zheng Wei down.
"Really, just like a child." After Zheng Wei stood firmly on the ground, she immediately rolled her eyes at him, but the corners of her mouth raised slightly, "Hey, let me ask you, were you jealous just now?"
"Yes, I'm very unhappy. Why?" Chen Weidong shrugged and admitted openly.
"Hmph! You are telling the truth. Since you don't like me staying with that person, why did you think of coming to me now? What were you doing just now?"
"Hey, miss, I just saw you dancing with that person, looking like you were enjoying it. Why do you have the nerve to rush in and disturb you? This pot seems to be yours, right? Do you still want to throw it to me?"
"Don't come here. If you hadn't gone to drink with Dai Qingyun and left me alone, I would have gone dancing with someone else? Please, it's too late for me to hide from him."
"Really? Really? What do I think of you..." Before Chen Weidong could finish his words, he was interrupted by another voice.
"Hey, who are you? Why did you take Miss Zheng away by force? Did you get my consent?" Mr. Zhang rushed over panting, grabbed someone's arm, and had a bad look on his face. (To be continued, please search Gone with the Wind.
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