"Looking at his face, I can almost bear the color of pig liver. I don't know if he has trained as a Ninja Turtle, or if he wants to be a turtle son of a bastard or something." The conversation between Han Yu and Na He made Na He jump in anger, but
It was not easy to have an attack in public, and his face was red with anger, but Han Yu's words came from the universe and the earth. He Yitang couldn't understand what he said, but he thought it was not a good thing. He really wanted to eat Han Yu alive in one bite.
"I don't know where brother is going!" Han Yu asked after walking a long distance away from the Heyi Hall.
"I'm going to the Library Pavilion. I wonder if my brother is going the same way?" the man said.
"Well, it's a different way. I'm going to see some so-called wedding somewhere. If I can make trouble, I'll make trouble. If I can't make trouble, I'll snatch the bride or something. There's no need to send it off. I'm leaving." Han Yu said, turned around and flew away.
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"Uh..." This person looked very strange, but he still gave a thumbs up as he looked at where Han Yu left, and his heart was strong enough.
Along the way Han Yu passed, there were lights and colorful decorations everywhere, which were extremely luxurious and vulgar. It made the Tiandu Palace seem like a mortal world. It lost its fairy spirit and made Han Yu extremely uncomfortable. He really wanted to set fire to this place.
Tiandu Peak is burned.
But thinking that the things here are extremely valuable, and some things cannot be burned by Samadhi real fire, and the most important thing is that if you cause trouble, you have to go to Xing Jianfeng to drink some tea and play chess. Thinking of those crazy people, Han Yu
It's better to let it go and attend the so-called wedding as soon as possible.
Of course, Han Yu did not expect that the road he was taking might have gone astray. When he arrived here, the place was already overcrowded, and there was a long road in the middle with a carpet woven from Hexian grass on the ground, which was extremely luxurious.
.The person sitting in front of him is Nahe Yitang, and the person sitting below him should be the master of Tiandu Peak, the master of Tianyue Hall.
Sitting under it were a group of old antiques who were often missing, as well as aunts and uncles invited from various peaks, and a bunch of disciples. It was Ying Yin Yan Wu, so happy.
What makes Han Yu helpless is that among them are Mo Yuoyue and Na Zihan.
Mo Yueyue was extremely cold, looking at her as if she would freeze, while Zihan was extremely melancholy, as if she was lovesick. Han Yu suddenly shuddered at the thought of being lovesick, so it was better not to think about it.
But I only wanted to fall in love with the beautiful woman in red robe sitting in the middle of the hall, Ruoshui.
"Okay, the auspicious time has come, and you can get married..." A man who looked like an ancient eunuch shouted in a high-pitched voice. Although I couldn't understand what he said, it must be that the wedding is about to start. See
The way he looked, Han Yu resisted the urge to slap him. This was Tiandu Peak, not the palace, making him look so disgusting.
Of course, Han Yu still suppressed the restlessness in his heart at this time. You must know that he was fighting alone today.
At this time, the sharp voice said again: "Please invite the bride, Miss Ruoshui, to appear, and the groom, Yan Fanghun, to appear."
"Forget it, they are just picked up lives anyway. If God wants to kill me, I will have to fight with it, but my woman cannot be tainted by anyone!" Han Yu thought in his heart.
People suddenly walked out.
At first, everyone had been silent under the shouts of the eunuch-like man, but now Han Yu suddenly stood up and blocked the path of Ruoshui, who was being pulled by the bridesmaid. All of a sudden, all parties began to curse Han Yu, saying that Han Yu
There were a lot of accusations about being ignorant or something.
"I am Ruoshui's husband! Speaking of which, Fang Hun and I have a grudge against my wife. How could I not stand up?" Han Yu said, his voice spreading out and silencing everyone else's voices.
"Go, it's just you, the toad wants to eat swan meat!" A man laughed.
"Really?" Han Yu said, and the sword in his hand suddenly flew out and passed across the man's face diagonally. The man was covered in cold sweat, but he still couldn't help being hit in the face by Han Yu.
"I'm sorry, the sword is invisible and is not controlled by me. Maybe it thinks your mouth is too ugly and wants to give you a slap!" Han Yu said and took the straw hat off his head. His thin figure made people feel
Intoxicated.
"You..." The man looked angry.
"What, do you want to fight? This is Tiandu Peak, not a challenge arena. Besides, there is no need for me to waste my time on a clown like you." Han Yu said sarcastically without hesitation.
"Husband" Ruoshui suddenly lifted up his red hijab and came straight to Han Yu. Seeing the beauty calling him this way, Han Yu's self-esteem was greatly affected. He hugged Ruoshui and gave her a wet French kiss in front of everyone.
"That's enough!" He Yitang saw that the person he had invited was insulted by the person who had insulted him before, and he looked ugly. At this time, he saw that his apprentice's wife actually lifted her hijab and rushed into the arms of others, and kissed him in public.
No matter how serious a person is, he can't bear such humiliation, so he immediately slaps the case and says.
"Not enough, you old immortal, you bastard, you old monster who crawled out of the mountains, you bastard who gave birth to a son without an eye, you trash, you waste... Why should my family be Ruoshui?
What qualifications do you have to marry your idiot apprentice? You might as well drown yourself in urine." Han Yu started to curse as soon as he spoke. No one can pretend to be a gentleman, but everyone can pretend to be a gangster.
"You...you...you...poof!" He Yitang was humiliated one after another. He couldn't even breathe. He was so angry that he vomited blood.
"What am I? Ah, you want me to be a gentleman, are you worthy? According to the pig theory, you are just a pig. Or a blind dog-eyed chicken, go back to the side." Han Yu
He cursed again. This time He Yitang was completely speechless. He pointed at Han Yu and was speechless for a long time, coughing violently in his chest.
"Do you really need to pretend to be like this? Do you think you are a gentleman? Is it a gentleman to seize someone's wife? Get the hell out of you!" Han Yu's words made Mo Yueyue look surprised and open her mouth.
It was as if he could swallow an egg, and Zihan pretended to be faint, hoping to prevent others from knowing that he knew her.
"Come on, come on, I've lived for most of my life, and I vomited blood and gasped for breath after being scolded a few times. I've lived most of my life in vain. I would like to advise you that it would be better to abolish your skills and go home to raise pigs as soon as possible.
." Han Yu spoke eloquently, and most of the audience couldn't help but laugh, but couldn't.
"Forget it, who is that? Yan Fanghun, right? I'll wait until your master's pig is born next year before breeding it with you. Now, help your master first. He may be a little uncomfortable. He may have a heart disease. You can
Let him take him back to raise pigs. This world of immortality is not suitable for him. I also think about him. I have lived for most of my life and cannot withstand such a blow. Alas, my life has been in vain, my life has been in vain." Han Yu sighed.
He also shook his head and lowered his ears, and for a while many people couldn't help laughing.
"Husband, stop talking." Ruoshui also looked at Han Yu dumbfounded, but thinking that it was for his own sake, he whispered in Han Yu's ear.
"Ruoshui, come with me." Han Yu glanced at Ruoshui. No one could deny it, but he had to give it to Ruoshui. He immediately took Ruoshui's hand and walked out.
"Wait..." Yan Fanghun saw Han Yu was about to leave and immediately stopped Han Yu.
"What? You figured it out and are going to marry a pig? Congratulations on growing old!" Han Yu was not so polite.