The popularity of vehicles has made the distance between cities closer. It has become very common to drive hundreds of kilometers to other places on weekends. Of course, the premise is that you cannot encounter traffic jams. Traffic jams can make your journey thousands of miles away.
It's not easy to go back in one day and become a world away.
The bus Feng Nan was riding was stuck in a tragic traffic jam. For three hours, their bus was still crawling like a snail on the fourth ring road of the provincial capital, while the sky was already getting dark.
After a week of hard training, I finally got a chance to take a vacation, but I ran into a traffic jam. It was really hard work. With the anxious mood, the people in the car were not even in the mood to chat.
But there is one thing, no matter how good or bad your mood is, it will always come to you - internal anxiety.
In fact, the bus goes slowly and it's not on a highway. It doesn't matter if you get off the bus and go to find a restroom nearby. But at this time, the bus got on the overpass, and the people there didn't allow you to get off casually. I saw frowns on the bus.
There are more and more people, and they are obviously exhausted.
"It seems that toilets will have to be installed on commuter buses in the future." Kunou muttered, expressing everyone's feelings.
Feng Nan was closing his eyes to rest, but a cadre sitting at the other end of the aisle asked him: "By the way, Xiao Feng, you are from the special forces. I saw on TV that snipers sometimes lurk for several days.
How did they solve it?"
Feng Nan opened his eyes, yawned first, and then said: "Let's solve it on the spot."
Everyone laughed after hearing this, and the cadre asked again: "No, I mean, if you are not lurking, you have to be motionless. Qiu Shaoyun, what..."
A cadre next to him interrupted and said: "Then turn over and take it out and it will end..." A young woman sat next to him. After hearing this, she smiled and hit him and said: "Be careful, there are lesbians in the car."
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Everyone laughed too.
But the cadre who asked the question earlier was a bit resigned and continued to ask: "You will tell me how to solve it when the time comes."
Feng Nan pouted at the cadre who was "dealing with it on the spot" and said, "It's pretty much what he said, but you don't have to unbutton your pants. You can deal with it in whatever posture you lurk."
"Ouch..." Everyone frowned after hearing this. Firstly, they thought this was a bit disgusting, and secondly, they also expressed admiration for the sniper industry.
When Sudani got in the car, she originally wanted to sit next to Feng Nan, but then she thought about it. When she and Feng Nan got close recently, Jiuzong's eyes lit up red. She was not afraid, but she heard that Feng Nan had a girlfriend.
She was in a good relationship, but she was afraid that Jiuchong would do something bad by any means necessary, so she sat in the row in front of Feng Nan and didn't look back to talk to him along the way. Xu Tingting sat in the window seat next to Feng Nan.
Speaking of the girl Xu Tingting, she was very weak, shy, and a little silly. When Feng Nan said, "You can use whatever posture you want to lurk," she suddenly said, "I see you didn't do anything along the way."
You haven't already taken care of the toilet, have you?" As he said that, he subconsciously touched Feng Nan's leg. When the cadre across the aisle saw it, he smiled and said, "Tingting, where are you touching?
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Only then did Xu Tingting realize that she had made a mistake and blushed amidst everyone's laughter.
After everyone laughed, Xu Bo frowned and said, "Oh, can we not mention this anymore? The more we mention it, the more uncomfortable it becomes. I even want to find a mineral water bottle to solve the problem."
Others echoed: "What a good idea, let's do it like this. Take down the curtains and make a curtain, and we will solve it behind the curtain." After all, after a week of survival training, the idea of contingency was heard. And everyone did it as they were told.
, some people started to collect mineral water bottles, and some people started to pick off curtains.
But a woman said sharply: "Oh, of course you men are easy to deal with, but what about us girls?"
Someone replied: "There is a curtain, and no one is peeking."
The woman said: "Get out! I'm talking about the curtain."
Yes, with different physiological structures, women are sometimes not as convenient as men.
Jiuchong's mischievous mentality came into play at this time, and he thought to himself: Feng Nan, you are so capable, let's see how you solve this problem. So he said: "Hey... we have a survival expert in the car, ask Xiao Feng."
As soon as Sudani heard this, she said: "What nonsense are you talking about, Jiuchong? Xiao Feng used to be a soldier, how could he possibly solve such a problem?"
Kunou said: "How is it impossible? There are also female soldiers in the special forces. I read the news. In the first few years when they dispatched troops to fight floods in Sanjiang, female Marine Corps soldiers solved the problem of no toilets on the embankment. It was just on the news
Didn't say how it was solved
, maybe it's a military secret." After saying this, he laughed a few times to himself, but no one agreed. Because most of the people in the car knew about Jiuchong and Sultani, and everyone had seen what happened in the past few days.
, so he didn’t want to stand on Kokonoe’s side.
Unexpectedly, after a few awkward seconds passed, Feng Nan said slowly: "There is a way. It's not a military secret. There must be one..."
As soon as he said this, a woman who might have had a huge rise asked: "What can I do?"
Her anxious behavior made everyone laugh again.
This woman was older and had been divorced twice, so she didn't have any scruples in many aspects. She said on the spot: "You all have stone crotches and don't pee?" Everyone laughed again, and this group
The men also let go at this moment, and even started to argue half-jokingly.
The woman turned her head again and asked Feng Nan: "Xiao Feng, please tell me what you can do. You are not just helping your elder sister. You see, this has been blocked for another half an hour. Girls like Xiao Su and Tingting
I’m all holding it in too.”
Xu Tingting originally blushed because of the leg-touching incident, but then she softened a little, but when this woman said it, she blushed again.
Feng Nan said: "Sister, it's actually simple. I see there are a lot of plastic bags. Poke a hole in the plastic bag, stuff it into the bottle, and then unfold it..."
The woman immediately interrupted Feng Nan with a smile and said: "Stop talking, I understand. It's so simple. Why didn't you think of it? Girls, get moving."
So the women in the car all moved to look for "equipment". The woman was still hoping to squeeze in from behind the car, and while squeezing, she shouted: "Hey, hey, ladies first, ladies first."
A man who was pouring water inside shouted in panic: "No, no, I'm not done here yet."
The woman smiled and said: "You belong to the faucet. Once you turn it on, it won't finish. Be careful of the water meter being read."
"This has nothing to do with reading water meters."
Then there was another burst of laughter.
Feng Nan also laughed, but then his cell phone rang. At first, Feng Nan thought it was a call from Lan Xiaoyu asking for advice, but when he took it out, he saw that the number was not displayed, so his heart sank.
: Could this be a call from Wei Haowen? What trouble did this guy bring for me?
Although Feng Nan didn't want to answer the call for a thousand or ten thousand times, she still answered it, because if this call was really from Wei Haowen, then with the magical powers of the Secret Service, he would not be able to avoid it if he wanted to, of course.
, the attitude is not so good.
After pressing the answer button, Feng Nan said angrily: "You are really haunted."
"What?" The man's voice on the phone sounded very surprised.
Although the voice sounded familiar to Feng Nan, it was definitely not Wei Haowen, so he apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else. Please..."
"Oh." The man smiled and said, "I'm a fool."
Feng Nan suddenly remembered that Officer Hu was one of General Liu's followers, but he had never seen him since he killed Lu Jiang and rescued Liu Ning, but she didn't know why he called.
After all, they have fought side by side. Feng Nan smiled and said, "Hello, Director Hu. I heard that you are going to Beijing with General Liu. How about it? Have you set off?"
Officer Hu said: "We arrived in Beijing that night after rescuing Ning Ning. I personally sent Ning Ning to Xiaotangshan. This girl has suffered a lot."
Feng Nan said: "It's finally auspicious. How are General Liu and the other brothers?"
Officer Hu said: "It depends on how you put it. From an official career perspective, if we follow General Liu, the tide will rise, but Ning Ning's condition is not very good, which distracts General Liu, which makes us very worried."
ah."
Feng Nan sighed: "Then we have to hurry up and get treatment. The conditions in Beijing are good. General Liu won't talk about it. I just need to use famous doctors and medicines as soon as possible."
Officer Hu said: "Who is not, but this matter is a bit complicated. I will go back to the provincial capital to pick up something for General Liu this time. The general entrusted me to come and see you."
Feng Nan said: "How dare you take it? The general said something serious."
Officer Hu said: "General Liu is a person who values friendship. It's just that you were training when I came here, and outsiders didn't want to disturb you. I heard that you were on holiday today, so it's inconvenient for me to visit you at home."
Feng Nan said: "Of course that's a warm welcome, but I haven't gotten home yet. I'm stuck in traffic and on the Fourth Ring Road. I don't know when I'll be able to get home."
Officer Hu smiled and said: "Traffic jams are normal, but it doesn't matter. Tell me where you are stuck, and I guarantee you'll be home within forty minutes. We'll see you in an hour."
Feng Nan thought to himself: "This guy is more eloquent than the Secret Service. It seems that General Liu is really in a high position this time." But this was also an opportunity to get home quickly, so he told the specific place where the traffic jam was.
Director Hu asked Feng Nan to wait for a few minutes, and then put the phone
He put it aside and seemed to say a few words to others, asking about traffic conditions and so on. Then he picked up the phone and said to Feng Nan: "I'm sorry, brother, the situation at your place is a bit complicated. An overpass has collapsed. Let me do something."
Let’s work and try to open the traffic in fifteen minutes, do you think that’s okay?”
Feng Nan hurriedly said: "It's too troublesome, just forget it. It's late and we just go out for a night beer."
Director Hu said: "If we meet earlier, we can have a few more drinks. That's it, I'll hang up now."
Feng Nan put down the phone and suddenly saw Xu Tingting looking directly at him, and smiled: "What are you doing? I don't know her."
Xu Tingting asked: "What was your previous military rank?"
Feng Nan said: "Captain."
Xu Tingting said: "Then you work as a guard for the chief?"
Feng Nan shook his head and said, "I've never done it."
Xu Tingting wanted to ask again, but she heard the sharp voice of the woman behind the car shouting: "Tingting, are you coming?"
Only then did Xu Tingting remember that she still had urgent matters to resolve, but she felt a little embarrassed when facing Feng Nan. Feng Nan quite understood this, so she stepped out of the way and said, "Why don't you go quickly?"
Xu Tingting's face turned slightly red again, she stood up and went to the back for convenience.