"Who is the gangster?" I was very unconvinced when she said this.
"It's just you, don't look at others!" Xiaorou said, pinching her waist with an unhappy look on her face.
"What's wrong with you, why am I a scoundrel?" I said, pinching her little face, and she was immediately glared at with her big eyes.
"Haha..." When the two guys looked at it, they immediately laughed and shook their heads. I also looked helpless. There was nothing anyone could do about such a little girl who didn't suffer at all. I adjusted my appearance.
I said to Xin'er, "Don't listen to Xiaorou's nonsense. I am indeed not a Taoist priest, but this has nothing to do with whether I am a gangster or not. In fact, Master Jiu has always wanted me to be his apprentice, but he is reluctant to let go of Xiaorou.
"
"Oh..." When Lan Xiner heard this, she glanced at Xiaorou ambiguously, then smacked her lips and made an envious look. Unexpectedly, as soon as she said this, she was immediately despised by Xiaorou.
"Exactly, don't make excuses for yourself, okay? What's wrong with being a Taoist priest? It's not like Maoshan Taoist priests can't marry wives. Little Fatty, tell me, am I right?" Xiaorou said, looking at Little Fatty.
"Yes, it is necessary." Xiaopang said and nodded enthusiastically, "Master Jiu has already married a wife, what are you afraid of? This is obviously an excuse!"
"Hey, let me tell you, can you do it?" I gritted my teeth and stared at him. I felt shameful for his trouble. Seeing this, Xiaopang touched his nose and reflected for a moment, then said to Xiaorou: "Sister-in-law, these words
That's not right, Comrade Lu Li did this for your own good."
"Why?" Xiaorou was confused when she heard this.
"Well... you know, Maoshan disciples all have the bad luck of five disadvantages and three deficiencies. They have to swear a poisonous oath when they start." Xiaopang said and sighed. Xiaorou heard this and even more
I was confused, "You just want to become a disciple, and you have to swear a poisonous oath?"
"Yes. Master Jiu said that during the apprenticeship ceremony, the disciples must draw lots in front of the ancestor. There are three plates on the ground with the words Poverty, Gu, and Yao written on them. You can choose one at random. What is written on the plate?
, you will encounter something in the future. Poverty, loneliness, not wearing complete clothes, not being able to leave overnight money, and having to iron a hole to buy a new piece of clothing before wearing it, most of these people are getting by.
It's very miserable. You will suffer if you marry him."
"That's right." I nodded and added without losing any opportunity, "This is still good, the other two are even worse. If you choose to live alone, you will not be able to have children, and you will torture the people around you, whether they are relatives, friends or teachers.
Disciples and parents will be affected as long as they stay together for a long time. Such people will most likely end up alone!" After saying this, the two girls were frightened.
"What about the one who chose the character Yao?" Xiaorou asked, biting the end of her chopsticks.
"It's simple. The word "yao" means early death in the prime of life in Chinese. Those who choose it will have a very short lifespan, and the most stubborn ones will not live past fifty." I said, shaking my head and sighing in regret.
"..." This time, Xiaorou was speechless, blinking her big eyes and looking speechless.
"Don't do this anymore, it's too dangerous... Otherwise, you should return to the agency and work as a reporter..." Xiaorou said again as she looked at me with a bit of resentment.
"I don't..." When I heard this, I immediately refused. I would be exhausted to death for such a small salary, so I wouldn't do it. Although Jiuye's side is dangerous, the salary is high and the
It's not boring, I have more rest time than working, and I can travel around. Even the occasional high-intensity homework is something I like very much. I wouldn't change this kind of job!
"Change it, don't do it anymore." Xiaorou said, pouting with a look of begging.
"Don't make trouble, how can I support you if you don't work?" I said with a smile.
"Ouch, yo... tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk... look how loving you two are..." Xin'er said, smiling like a fox.
"That's right!" Xiaopang also looked contemptuous when he heard this.
"Go, go, go... Fatty, if you make fun of me again, I will break off our relationship with you!" Xiaorou said, glaring at Fatty, then leaning on her chin and pouting, she said to Xin'er in an old-fashioned way: "
And you, little liar, if you keep doing this, I won’t want you anymore!”
"Okay, okay, please forgive me, husband~" Xin'er said and glanced at Xiaorou ambiguously. Her shy look made me suspect that this girl and Xiaorou must be having an affair. Sure enough, Xiaorou raised her fingers when she saw this, and then
The two beauties kissed each other openly and openly...
"I'm going to go!" There were side glances from all around, and Xiaopang and I covered our faces at the same time.
Today's little girl is too fierce... I really can't stand showing affection in public. Looking at the proficient way of pouting her little mouth, these two girls must have done it a lot. Oh, people can't compare with each other.
Ah, the last kiss almost made Xiaorou crippled. This is so good...Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk...
"Hehe... I'm envious!" Upon seeing this, Xin'er raised her scissor hands and made a victory gesture with me. Although that look was very playful, it was extremely irritating.
"You two can spend time together, I don't mind." I said, deliberately moving to the side.
"Okay, this is what you said." Xin'er said, gesturing for Xiaorou to come over. She thought that this girl would be a little reserved, but she didn't expect that Xiaorou would happily squeeze past her and return the favor.
Sitting in Xin'er's arms in a grand manner!
Damn it! I frowned and made a gesture of indignation. My displeasure was already obvious, but that guy Xiaorou had already been teased to death by me. He twisted around and didn't care at all...
"Alas..." I tilted upward forty-five degrees, with tears in my eyes. In front of these two little girls, I suddenly felt that I was a little superfluous. It was quite depressing to think about it. As a civil and military person,
A good socialist young man who has both ends, I can't even compete with a woman. Thinking of this, I really feel bad. I replaced the wine with juice, and I knocked the cup hard and drank it all in one gulp.
"Who cares about him? He's a stinky gangster and no one cares about him." Sticking out his tongue, Xia Rourou, a heartless little boy, replied ruthlessly.
"Huh..." After hearing this, I wiped the tears from my eyes and didn't want to explain. At this time, I immediately remembered the mobile phone in my pocket and took it out, a text message.
Sender, China Mobile.
SMS reminders for payment arrears.
"Whose text message is this?" Xiaorou saw it and poked her head over.
"I don't know you." I said and put the phone in my pocket. When Xiaorou heard this, she didn't believe it at all. She looked at me with a little face and suddenly stretched out her hand: "Let me see."