"Pull him down!" Upon hearing this, I quickly waved my hand, "I can learn magic, but don't even think about letting me become a Taoist priest! I didn't grow up to eat fast and chant Buddha's name!"
"Taoist Taoist priests of Huo Gong don't eat fast and don't chant Buddha. If you are lucky, you can still marry a wife. What do you think? It would be good to be a couple of gods and gods or something like that with a ghost!" Jiu Ye said, smiling broadly.
Shameless.
"Pull him down, let Xiaopang do this good thing, I can't..." After hearing this, I grabbed Xiaopang and pushed him forward. When Xiaopang saw it, he waved his hand quickly, "Don't you guys?"
No, I’m not a child! It’s a bit late for me to learn from Maoshan at such an old age. I won’t learn if I don’t learn! I won’t learn! I still want to have a relationship with Xin’er!”
After Xiaopang finished speaking, he hid far away. Seeing our virtuous behavior, Master Jiu shook his head with a depressed look on his face: "Oh my god... can you two do it? After all, your boss and I are also a famous generation genius."
Master, why am I so broke here with you?!"
"Master Jiu, what you said is wrong. It's not that we don't want to learn, it's that we can't afford to learn. You also know that joining your Maoshan sect will not bring good results. You will be widowed, lonely, disabled, short of money, short-lived, and very likely to die..."
....Isn’t this a typical way to practice this method, you must first practice it from the palace? I don’t know what others think, but I can’t afford to learn it anyway.
"Damn it! According to what you say, our Maoshan sect has no successors!" Master Jiu said, glaring angrily.
"No, maybe one day I'll meet an unlucky guy who wants to learn your skills. I heard that in the past, corpse exterminators had some special conditions for accepting apprentices, such as being brave and good-looking.
Ugly, for example, if your family is poor and it’s hard to have enough to eat, why don’t you just find someone ugly enough to be your apprentice? You won’t be able to find a wife anyway.” I said with a giggle.
"Fuck you, Second Uncle, do you think my Maoshan Secret Technique is so worthless! Can't you put us together with those charlatan warlocks who deceive gods and ghosts?!" Master Jiu said, raising his leg and kicking me.
He raised his foot to stop it easily, and then said: "What, Damaoshan, we don't drive away corpses anymore? Then the corpse carriers and corpse removers on the border of Hunan and Jiangxi are not Taoist priests?! They are also cultivators, how can you look down on others?
Woolen cloth!"
"That's right!" Xiaopang heard this and took the opportunity to make a fuss.
"What do you know? My Maoshan disciples do chase corpses and catch zombies, but the corpse-carrying and corpse-hunting people you are talking about are completely different from the rest of us. They are not Taoist priests and do not know magic.
Except for others, most of them are masters who deceive the world and steal their reputation."
"What do you mean?" Upon hearing this, Xiaopang and I were both curious.
"What do you mean? Have you ever seen a zombie?" Master Jiu asked, shining a flashlight on me.
"Come on, that's the cat-faced old lady." I said, chewing the gum in my mouth and said to him casually.
"That one doesn't count. The one you saw was charged by the old cat. She is at most a walking corpse, not a zombie, and she is just a puppet. Without the old cat, she couldn't move at all. That day, I used a secret method to
The spirit in her body was forced out, and the old cat immediately ran away and got into trouble. Did you notice that after you slapped the old cat to death, the down on the body quickly disappeared?"
"It's really not true... wasn't it that I was poisoned and passed out?" I said, shaking my head.
"Oh, I forgot..." Master Jiu said, patted his forehead, and then explained to me while pulling the weeds in front: "Actually, there are many kinds of zombies, white, fierce and black.
The most common. The names are different, but the actual difference is not big. There is a method of controlling corpses in Maoshan Shu, and some people use it to transport corpses. But as far as I know, the corpse-carrying method you are talking about is not the same as this one.
What’s wrong, in other words, they are just making money under the guise of us Maoshan Taoist priests.”
After hearing what he said, Xiaopang became interested. He ran forward and stood beside Master Jiu with great interest: "What do you mean by this? Is it possible that those who drive away corpses don't know the law? No.
How do they do it if they know how to do it? It takes a lot of effort for one person to get so many corpses! Lu Li, do you think..."
"That's right." I nodded, then spread my hands and said to Master Jiu: "I heard someone from the newspaper said that the corpse driver often walks around with a row of corpses. If he doesn't have Taoism, he can't get rid of the corpses.
If you go alone, how can one person move so many people?"
"Haha." Master Jiu heard this and was very disdainful. "Have you seen them driving the corpses forward with your own eyes? Are you sure there is only one of them? How do you think those corpses weigh? Of course you laymen don't know these things.
, I sue
Let me tell you, except for the serious disciples of Maoshan, the rest of the corpse exorcists are fake Taoist priests. They don't have that ability. Moreover, when the disciples of Maoshan exorcise the corpse, the corpse follows the Taoist priest. It's not like in the movie.
Jumping and jumping. Morning
In those days, burials were popular. Those who died in a foreign land and could not go home would entrust the corpse drivers to transport the corpses back. However, there were not many disciples in Maoshan, and they could not be found everywhere, so some people had to take on this responsibility.
Come on. These people don't know how to pinch.
Even if you recite a mantra, you won't be able to fight on foot, and you can only use some methods of deceiving gods and ghosts to transport the corpse away. Those with a conscience will find ways to get the corpse back, and it will be fine if they receive a reward. If they meet that wicked person,
Maybe they are doing something in there!"
"For example." Seeing that there was something wrong in his words, I quickly asked.
"For example, the method you imagine is to drive away corpses. A person walks in front with a bell, and a large row of zombies jumps behind him. This is the most typical blind method. In fact, the method of driving away corpses is
It’s not just one person, it’s just that the one in front is pretending to be a Taoist priest and the other one is pretending to be a corpse.”
"Two people? Are you sure?" Xiaopang heard this and made a "two" gesture, feeling confused.
"Yes, there are two people. Of these two people, one is at the front of the team and the other is at the back. When they are driving away the corpses, they put two bamboo poles on their shoulders and tie the zombies to the bamboo poles. They are far away.
When I looked around, I saw a row of zombies jumping forward with their arms stretched out. In fact, they were not jumping forward but the bamboo poles they were carrying were swaying with their steps."
"That's not right..." After hearing this, I was a little confused, "How can a big living person weigh about a hundred kilograms? According to that, then a row of corpses weighs hundreds of kilograms at least, which is awesome.
How can such an awesome person carry such a heavy thing on the road? Besides, there’s no place to find such an awesome bamboo pole..."