What did I say? That I took off her clothes and gave her a sharp injection on her round and perky little butt?
Pull it off, it’s better not to let the third person know about this matter. Xiaopang has never been able to control his mouth. Moreover, this guy seems to have a closer relationship with Xiaorou than I do. What if I accidentally let him know?
If Xiaorou finds out about this, her jealousy will definitely go up to the sky.
When the time comes, I will be miserable. Kneeling on the washboard is too light, and I might end up homeless.
Thinking of this, I looked at Ding Ling and shook my head.
Just like before, she rolled her eyes and glared at me when I looked at her. This made me deeply realize that this girl must not have any good intentions by following me shamelessly.
Of course, it turned out that I was wrong. It was a long, long time before she told me that she followed me because she was afraid that my very strange treatment method would leave her with any sequelae. To put it bluntly, she knew that the poison was powerful.
, because she was afraid that I, the only person who could save her, would die early.
We sat on the outskirts of the dense forest and talked about what happened during this period. After listening to my description of the insect, Master Jiu nodded. I told him my guess and what I saw about the insect.
Master Jiu did not express his position on the monk's matter, but judging from his expression, he also noticed that this matter was unusual.
"Is the monk still here?" After hesitating, Master Jiu asked Ding Ling. After hearing this, Ding Ling shook his head: "I don't know about this, but the kind of bug he planted on me should not
Leave early, you know, those bugs are not used to extract confessions."
After she finished speaking, she looked at me again.
Now Xiaopang caught the handle. He looked at me and then at him with a smile, as if he was laughing at our adultery being exposed. I sighed helplessly, put aside the conversation and asked them how they could leave each other behind.
We came here to have barbecue. As soon as these words came out, Xiaopang became so angry that he stood up and danced and made all kinds of complaints.
"Damn it, you don't know how unreliable this old man is! At that time, didn't you hug this girl and run away to make trouble? I said, stay still, let's make some food
.But guess what, I was cooking noodles there, and Master Jiu said that’s not right, then
There was movement nearby. I listened with my ears open, and I heard a woman on your side moaning and screaming vigorously. I said, Master Jiu, you are not right. You are talking about male love and female love.
Do you care? As a cultivator, you can't do this..."
"Ahem." Upon hearing this, Ding Ling, who was sitting next to her, couldn't sit still. This girl's face was as red as an apple, but she was embarrassed to explain more. Seeing her like this, I was a little bit
My face felt hot. Thinking about the scene at that time, Xiaopang's description was correct. I waved my hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we don't have anything!"
"I know you have nothing, why are you nervous? Didn't I misunderstand you at the time?" Xiaopang said, rolling his eyelids and thinking for a moment, then he pinched his waist and turned to me with a depressed look on his face and asked, "Where did I say it?"
"
"Please tell Mr. Jiu to stop talking nonsense." I said as I took down his half-roasted carp from the shelf made of tree branches.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, I said, Master Jiu, don't talk nonsense. Do you have any control over what a man and a woman alone do? Then Master Jiu said, that's not it. Listen! When I heard it, hey, there is really something going on.
, in the river with no waves, there suddenly came
A little sound of water... don't you think it's strange? The sound of water! At that time, I thought, maybe those river drifters you mentioned were reviving corpses and touching them, but when I ran to the entrance of the cave, I saw a big cat with long ears.
There’s such a big rat swimming in its mouth!”
As Xiaopang said, he stretched out his two index fingers and drew one stroke. When I looked back, I was shocked and asked, "How long is it?"
"So long!" Xiaopang said, narrowing the distance between the two middle fingers a little. I looked at him sideways, "How long is it?"
"It's bigger than a rabbit anyway." Seeing that I didn't believe him, the guy put away his exaggerated gestures and muttered: "I thought, is such a big rat the Tang Rat you mentioned? I wonder.
I looked for it for a long time and couldn't find it, so I had to snatch it away, but the old cat with long ears swam very fast. By the time I jumped into the river with a flashlight, it had already run far away..."
"Can cats swim?" Upon hearing this, Ding Ling, who was not welcome, said coldly.
"Cats can't swim, but raccoons can." Before Xiaopang could answer, Master Jiu interjected: "That big long-eared cat running around with mice in its mouth is the raccoon we are looking for. The situation was urgent, and I
I didn't have time to think too much, so I turned around and picked up the guy and rushed forward. Oh, by the way, I wrote you a note, did you see it?" Master Jiu said, smiling a little awkwardly.
Thinking about the broken words that the spider crawled out of him, I sincerely despised him for a moment, then thought about it and took over the words. "I saw the note, but why didn't you come back after you went out? I've been waiting.
Most of the night." I said, curling my lips in dissatisfaction.
"Come on, you've been sleeping for most of the night, okay?" Before Master Jiu could say anything, Ding Ling had already started to make trouble with her small mouth. I glared at her and said angrily: "If you talk more, I'll throw you into the river.
You can feed the fish inside, believe it or not!?”
"Try it." She said, glaring and swiping the saber she stole from me in front of her.
Seeing her like this, even Master Jiu was amused. Xiaopang tilted his mouth and shook his head and sighed. He also patted me on the shoulder and sighed: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, why don't you just follow her? I'll take Xiaorou's side."
I’ll explain it to you.”
"Who is Xiaorou?" I was about to kick him until he was cursed, but the woman named Ding Ling asked shamelessly. When the little fat man heard this, he raised his crooked lips and looked at me, "This
You have to ask him."
"Go away." I raised my middle finger and said.
"Who is Xiaorou?" Turning to look at me, the woman named Ding Ling continued.
Seeing her chattering endlessly, I was so depressed that I walked over, bent down and picked her up from the rock under her body, then dragged her far away and threw her in the grass.
I clapped my hands and walked back. I broke into the slightly mushy grilled fish and said to them, "Don't pay attention to her. Let's continue."
"What did I say?" Master Jiu asked awkwardly as he looked at me with a dark look on his face, and then at the female devil who was staring in displeasure.
"I just said that you went to catch raccoons, and then why did you come here to grill fish?" I took out some hot sauce from my backpack and entertained myself and said leisurely.