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I'm hurried, hurried, hurried...
Mr. Jin Jiu, Mr. Jin Jiu, do you know that you are so awesome and the elders in the family are still making such a joke with me?!!!
Just as he was greeting his family, Jin Jiuye suddenly stood up, looked in my direction, took out a writing brush from the bag he was carrying, licked it on his tongue, and then held the egg in his other hand and used the wet cinnabar to
There's something painted on it.
Seeing him muttering there, I knew that this guy was definitely not kidding us, let's give it a try. At that time, I didn't have time to think too much, so the little black fat man and I ran over dragging a few water monkeys.
There was a distance of about two feet, and Jin Jiuye was already ready. He put the painted egg aside, and then threw it towards us like a sandbag. The egg, and
There is no difference between the ordinary brown eggs, except that there are some spell-like marks painted on them. Judging from the direction they are drawn, they are facing us!
What kind of accuracy is this?
Thinking of this, I quickly lowered my head and hid the egg.
"Stop and don't move!"
When Jin Jiuye saw this, he was so angry that he cursed. I was also full of resentment when I heard this, but the situation was serious and there was no chance to talk nonsense. So far, I can only believe him once.
I tilted my head and closed my eyes, and the second egg was already in front of me. With a snap, the flying egg hit me on the left side of my forehead. It hit me so hard that stars appeared in my eyes. Immediately afterwards, the smashed egg white
The egg yolk actually bloomed like a lotus.
A miracle happened. Along with the strange smell of egg white, a faint white light suddenly appeared around me. Immediately afterwards, the juice splashed out of the egg spread out like an explosion, and the water monkey was tearing at me.
He immediately jumped away, but even so, a few water monkeys were accidentally splashed by the egg's juice.
I couldn't tell the difference between egg white and egg yolk for a long time, but as soon as the fishy smell touched the water monkey's skin, it made a sizzling sound like an organic acid, followed immediately by an indescribable burning smell.
Along with a puff of gray-white smoke came over!
Damn it!
What's going on!
Even though the light was not sufficient, I, who had already adapted to the dark environment, could clearly see a water monkey screaming as it was burned by a tiny bit of egg white. In less than a second, it was biting madly.
Our water monkey screamed and rolled all over the ground. Looking at the way it twisted wildly, you knew that this water monkey must be in great pain.
Looking at the water monkeys that were chasing after me, they were so frightened by the egg white on my face that they scattered away. However, the good times did not last long, and these monkeys left me as if they had seen the plague.
, but they didn’t escape far. Less than ten meters away from me, they were extremely annoying and started to scream strangely with their claws and teeth.
At this time, the eggs in Jin Jiuye's hand flew out one after another, blooming all over the ground like small cannonballs, but after all, a basket of eggs couldn't have much effect in such a large range. After a few blows, those eggs were
Only two were left in his hands.
The little black fat man and I took advantage of the cover of this bone bombardment to reach Jin Jiuye. During our busy schedule, I even picked up the cloth shoe that was thrown in the grass.
"Damn it, boss, why didn't you tell me earlier that you had this treasure?"
After snatching an egg, the little fat man stood in front of us like he was holding a grenade. Looking at Jin Jiuye again, he was already sweating from exhaustion.
The corners of the old guy's mouth were filled with red streaks left by the licking pen. He looked nervous but he did not forget to say something, "Nonsense, how did I know there would be so many water monkeys! Lu Li! He asked you to wait there and he didn't give in."
You broke into the monkey's nest!"
"What a fool!" Xiaopang saw this and lost no time in exclaiming.
When I heard this, I was extremely depressed. They were the ones directing me from the beginning to the end. What the hell did I do? They put this shit basin on my head!
Thinking of this, I also snatched the remaining egg from his hand, "Don't fart, let's get through this first!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the three of us had already arrived near the truck that was coming. As Xiaopang yelled, the three of us hurried to the car. I can't drive, so unfortunately I stayed behind to stop the water.
When the monkey saw us trying to run, he jumped up. The one in front must be the bravest. I admired its courage and simply gave him a kick.
While the first water monkey was kicking away, the second and third ones were already in front of me. How could I deal with them if I didn't throw eggs at this time? Thinking of this, I used all my strength to throw the eggs in my hand.
Throw it out!
With a bang, the last egg in my hand hit the face of the water monkey in front of me. In just a moment, the water monkey swelled up like a damp firecracker, followed closely by a bang.
, the whole body, together with the thick white smoke, suddenly fell to the ground like a deflated rubber ball...
A large amount of pus flowed out from under the dry skin, which was dark and smelly.
When the second water monkey saw the appearance of its previous companion, it was frightened. When it was about to jump, it tilted its body and fell directly to the ground. At the same time, I picked up a big stone on the side of the road and took a photo of it.
, smashed the monkey's brain into pieces with a bang.
As expected, the thing's body was not flowing with red blood, but with blue-black juice everywhere. Looking at the remaining water monkeys, when they saw their two companions dead on the spot, they immediately pounced on them like crazy.
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While I was hurriedly shielding myself, I was bitten on the calf. I felt severe pain and almost fell down. At this time, another water monkey had already pounced on my shoulder. When I tilted my head, the big one full of fangs
His mouth was on my neck. At this moment, the egg white in my neck seemed to have no effect and could not have any impact on them at all!
"Grass!"
With an angry curse, I pushed my right hand out from my chest, sending the tip of my elbow and my arm out together, knocking it off directly. But even so, the neck was still caught by its claws.
I didn't have time to think about it. In the next second, another monkey was already flying into the air. Seeing the opportunity, I hit it on the right side of the cheek with a "circle hit" and directly knocked the monkey that was flying quickly in the air aside.
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Unfortunately, while it was spinning and flying to one side, behind the shoulder, the four tusks of a water monkey had separated the tendons and gnawed on my shoulder.
A heartbreaking pain spread to the brain, and tears burst out of his eyes. At this moment, two beams of strong light merged into one, illuminating this place like daylight.
"boarding!"
Accompanied by the rumble of the broken truck, Xiaopang shouted.