"What should I do if I solve it?" I thought this girl was quite funny, I said with a smile.
"Tell me, what do you want?" Xiao Ai's pretty face turned red when she heard this.
"If I subdue this thing, you will eat this toad." I said with a sly smile.
"Okay, so what if you lose?" Xiao Ai said, still showing a look of dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction.
When I heard this, I smiled and said to her: "If you win, you don't have to eat..."
"You are shameless! Is there such a bet? Whoever loses gets it! No regrets! If you have the ability, you don't need to use force to subdue it!" Xiao Ai said, patting me hard.
"I surrender it, and you eat it? It's agreed, whoever regrets it is the puppy." I said, rolled up my sleeves and walked forward, then took the bamboo pole in my hand and turned one end of the pole around.
Put it in front of you, then point your sword finger in the air to draw a square pattern.
In order to add a bit of mystery to the scene, I pretended to be very focused and muttered something there. After they were completely attracted by my actions, I asked them to step back, then stood up the bamboo pole and dug it into the pit.
, poking at the big toad with its big mouth and a ferocious look.
"I'll beat you on the head... I'll beat you until you can't pull your trousers... I'll beat you on the hand... I'll beat you until you're sick and sick...
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.......
"I'll wipe it." Sweat was pouring down, and the corners of the mouths of several people present were twitching. They were all so shocked, especially Ding Ling and Xiao Ai, whose squinted eyes were about to turn into slits. They must have waited a moment.
They were looking at my various tricks, but they never expected that I would behave in such an unreliable way.
That's right, in Ding Ling's view, there are roughly two types of Taoist priests. One is those who have real skills and will never give up until they come up with some scary tricks, while the other is those who have no skills at all.
, they will put on a show and pose.
, however, no matter which one, I always have to put on a sanctimonious look. There are not many people like me who behave frivolously and are a bit hooligan, and yet I can still act like this in front of so many people.
Even fewer behave reliably.
"Are you cursing it? Don't tell me you want to kill it like this!" Xiao Ai said, speechless.
"Yes, curse me to death." I laughed, but I didn't stop harassing the toad.
"Sister Ding Ling, I think you should come with me. This is a lunatic, so unreliable!" Xiao Ai said, casting a hypocritical look in the direction of Ding Ling seriously.
Looking at that look, I feel a bit sad for his misfortune and angry for his inability to fight.
But after all, Ding Ling has been with me for so long. Although she criticized my unscrupulous style, she also knows that I have never had a history of messing around in big things. She came over and looked into the pit. At this time
Those present finally discovered the secret changes in the pit.
"Damn it, the toad has gotten bigger! Look!" the little policewoman said, and shouted to everyone in surprise.
"Yes, yes, it seems to have really gotten bigger!" Daniel said, with a face full of joy. Seeing their appearance, I curled my lips and said to myself, these women are really unreliable. This is common sense.
Don’t you know? You know, toads often bulge their bellies to make themselves bigger when they are threatened by external dangers to intimidate the other party. I knew this kind of thing when I could run.
, they actually have no idea at all...
It’s true that long hair means short knowledge, well, yes.
Thinking of this, he smiled proudly, then increased his speed and struck hard on the toad's back and forehead.
The toad was attacked and became extremely irritable. It opened its mouth and bit the bamboo pole several times, and soon bit off a long part of the bamboo pole. But it looked fierce and had a bad temper. Several times it wanted to jump up and follow him.
I tried my best to stab him back with the bamboo pole. After all kinds of strange screams, the belly of the guy crawling around at the bottom of the pit became as swollen as a rubber ball, and he couldn't move.
Even the pimples all over his body bulged up like an inflated rubber ball!
Seeing this, I became more energetic and stepped up my attacks on its body. Within a few minutes, I made this guy roll his eyes. The big bulging eyeballs opened and closed, as if he was about to attack.
After falling asleep for a while, even the curled up arms and thighs straightened out.
After that, there was a burst of twitching, and its bulging body slowly bowed, and then stopped there like an arch bridge. It stayed motionless for a long time, and its body turned blue-purple. Then, the little things on the thing's body
A lot of black and purple juice overflowed from the pimple, not much, but the size of the beans was very dense.
"What is that?" the little policewoman with a surprised look on her face asked me with twinkling eyes.
"Toad venom." I said, and asked the uncle to get some water. After pouring several buckets into the pit, the venom on the toad was diluted, and the whole body turned slightly and floated to the surface of the water.
...
If you look at it now, you can only see the golden belly that is completely covered with markings on the top. The markings on it are a bit like the pattern on the manhole cover. They are densely packed with small pieces. A little dense.
As a phobic person, I immediately got goosebumps when I saw it.
Seeing that thing soaking like a rubber ball on the water, the couple who ran the restaurant were a little bit at a loss. They asked me why the thing didn't move. I said it was because of my curse. In fact, everyone knew in their hearts that this thing didn't move.
This thing isn't cursed, it's like this because I'm so pissed off.
I asked Xiaopang and the others to find a way to get the toad up that was so angry that it died, and then we filled up the big hole in the house with them. Because the soil had been loosened and a lot of water had been poured, so no matter what we did,
Why did I step hard on it and the surface still bulged out? Fortunately, after taking out the toad, the smoke here became much lighter. After sitting aside and waiting for a while, the smoke gradually dissipated.
.
I asked my uncle to borrow another chicken, duck, cat and dog to try. This time, the slightly frightened little animal was much better than last time. I put it down. Although it was still looking around nervously, it was not pinched.
Escape with your tail.
It’s done.
I clapped my hands and was very pleased. After winking with Daniel, Daniel tied the big toad as big as a basin with a wire and handed it to me. I carried the toad and walked up to Xiao Ai and took a look.
She looked at the toad again, then raised her hand and said to her very calmly: "I'm willing to admit defeat, girl, please use it slowly."