"It's really fake...it's a lie..." Xiaopang said, grinning.
"Even a fool can see that it must be a lie! I think this old man must have wanted to enrich himself. He first deceived those who snatched the coffin that there were zombies there, and then carried the coffin back to his home. By doing so,
In the name of opening the coffin, he took out the contents and hid them himself!" Daniel said, full of confidence.
"It seems reasonable." Xiaopang nodded, and then asked: "But, he opened the coffin and dug out everything inside, so what can these people do?"
"What's this! Didn't you listen to what the boss said? Didn't he just say that there is nothing but a zombie inside? When the coffin is opened, it will be said that the zombie jumped out when the zombie was saved. There is a zombie inside.
There is nothing, doesn’t it just confirm what he said before! If that doesn’t work, it’s okay to say that the zombies didn’t want to part with those things and took away the funerary objects inside with them!”
The more Daniel spoke, the more professional he became. The pride on his face was written all over his face. I turned to look at him and looked him up and down: "Hey, how do you know so clearly?"
"Hehe." Danniu smiled, covering half of his face in embarrassment and whispered to me: "Didn't I tell you, my grandma used to do this, but my grandma is not a lie.
If you really have the ability to do evil things, it's usually easy to talk about it, but when you encounter that tough guy who doesn't like to spend money when asking for help, you have to scare him..."
"Holy shit." After hearing this, I immediately felt that Daniel had been led astray. It was quite acceptable to use such a damaging trick. But thinking about it, this might not be a solution. Over the years, I have also encountered this.
Those guys who don't like to count money when asking for help, just do that next time, and I will pretend to be a ghost and scare you.
Just as I was thinking about it, Jia Banxian'er, who directed and acted on the coffin board, was in trouble. It was obvious that this old liar had underestimated the intelligence of these mountain people. When he saw him chattering incessantly, a big man came forward with a pole and stabbed him.
, stabbed him to the ground: "You, you, you, what are you doing?
You! You're pretending, you're pretending! You're lying to children! Where the hell did the zombies come from! If you can do it, show it to me! You also said that there is nothing in the coffin, so you need a coffin to carry it to your home.
Go, if I really take your family away, there will be nothing left! You old liar!"
As he spoke, the big man picked up the pole and slapped Jia Banxian on the butt, then kicked him aside. Jia Banxian didn't expect to meet such a stupid young man, and he was a little confused for a moment.
measures.
However, this guy is really good at pretending. When he saw the other party being unreasonable, he pretended to be a ghost and yelled at him with a ferocious smile: "Evil! What are you going to do!? Do you know where I come from and how powerful I am! I want to
Dare to touch this coffin! I will definitely kill you dogs!"
"Go, fuck you!" the big man said, kicking the old man, and then leaned against the coffin board and posed coquettishly, and then said: "I touched it,
What?"
Looking at Jia Banxian'er again, his face was ashen, and he pointed tremblingly at the other person without saying a word for a long time. Later, this guy couldn't hold on anymore, and he fainted from the roll of his eyes.
Everyone gathered around and stared at him. After a mouthful of salty salt water was sprayed on his face, the guy woke up in a daze. He thought that the pretense was over, but unexpectedly, the guy looked surprised as if he had lost his memory.
Ask everyone: "I, what's wrong with me?"
"Pfft..." Seeing this situation, I couldn't help it anymore, and I laughed out loud without paying attention.
At this time, while everyone was not paying attention, the big man holding the pole had climbed onto the coffin board and pulled the incense burner aside. The guy lay there with his butt sticking out and stared at it for a long time. Then he tilted his head and glared at the man.
Like a lightbulb, his right eye aimed at the holes in the relief on the coffin board.
But he didn't expect that as soon as his face touched it, the huge golden coffin suddenly shook. At the same time, the big man holding the pole screamed and wanted to run away, but before he could straighten up, a blue-black
The arm spurted out from the coffin, making a crisp crackling sound, and immediately grabbed the man's neck and pulled him back!
Damn it!
I never expected that something unexpected would happen at this time. I was also startled, but it was already too late to rush forward. Those onlookers were shocked when they saw it. When everyone retreated frantically, they were suddenly surrounded by the body.
We pushed out the peripheral ones!
I saw that the big man's cheek was pressed tightly against the coffin board, as if he was about to be sucked in by something. He was unwilling to die like this. He pinched a stick-like arm above his neck with one hand and the other hand.
He patted the coffin board and struggled.
This guy was really trying his best. He was jumping around like a man about to be hanged. His palms, knees, feet, and body, everything that could touch the coffin were hitting the coffin with a muffled sound, but
No matter how strong he is, he can't escape from the blue-black arm!
"Jia Banxian'er! Save people quickly!" At this time, the hotel owner jumped on his feet and shouted to Jia Banxian after running far away.
Looking at the pretentious Jia Banxian again, his feet softened and he sat directly on the ground. He looked at the scene in front of him tremblingly, rolled his eyes, and really fainted!
This time it wasn't like he was pretending, he was probably really scared.
"Get out of the way and let me, the boss!" At this time, the little fat man shook his pubic area and shouted loudly, kicked the little bastard who kept pushing back, took my arm and pushed me up.
There was nothing I could do about being chased off the shelf. After all, the first rule of Maoshan’s commandments is “the confrontation between good and evil, and the struggle for life.” When I thought of this, I rolled on the spot and squatted in a place that had just been released by the fake half-fairy.
Next to the bloody little black dog, I put a little bit of dog blood on his finger on its neck, kicked out a step with his feet, and jerked out a little.
With a bang, a line of white smoke erupted from the coffin board. At the same time, a strange roar came from inside the coffin. The arm that had been hit by dog blood was immediately pulled out by the big man. The arm like a bamboo pole was very strong.
It's thin, but extremely tough. Even though the bull who rushed over and grabbed the shovel tried hard to hit it, he still couldn't cut it off!
"Daniu! I'm coming!" I roared, and Daniel immediately understood what I was going to do. He turned back and grabbed the big man's neck on the coffin board, exposing the arms that were tightly clasped around his neck.
come out!
"Six steps, flying sickle!" His thoughts prompted him, and the wind started blowing under his feet.