"I've heard this sentence before, and I remember there's a paragraph after it." I rolled my eyes and thought about it before saying.
"Yes, these are some folk songs here. It is said that there are happy and dead people in the world of the world, and it rains in the middle of the night when a married woman is married. Once she enters the military road, no living beings laugh. If I catch the wind fox in my hand, the rabbit will die and the fox will be sad. I don't have it.
...for many years, there have been various versions. No one can explain clearly what these words mean. However, it is indeed true that there is a female ghost in the woods. Let me tell you. Don't tell others.
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The boy said, sneaking closer, "There are many monsters in our mountains. According to legend, those female ghosts were transformed into vixens. It is also said that they are the lonely souls of some girls who were buried with others and left in the woods.
No, anyway, everyone who has seen them says that those female ghosts are so attractive! Oh my god! Those breasts, that butt..."
As the man spoke, he was extremely excited. He held up his chest twice and then said: "Not to mention that he is good-looking, and he can also serve others. It's like he hasn't met a man in so many years. As soon as he gets close to him, he will...
Do anything! You know...just that..." the man said, hinting at something with gestures. Although he said it very implicitly, he was never very pure.
We understood it immediately.
"Then what?" Xiaopang asked him with an envious look on his face, his mouth almost drooling.
"Then? I'll do it day and night! When I drain you dry, I'll throw you out. In the past, we met a few people who met female ghosts in this forest, and they were all lying naked.
What is exposed on the roadside, when you die
He was still intoxicated at that time! Feng shui fortune tellers said that this was all due to the charm of female ghosts. Those female ghosts squeezed all the essence out of his body by having sex with him, and then used it to get the essence from him.
Those things assist in cultivation!"
"Really or not..." Grinning widely, Daniel didn't believe it. Seeing that his dirty jokes were questioned, the man immediately felt unhappy: "Tsk, why are you lying to me! If you don't believe me, go to the police station.
Check the files and see what the autopsy reports of the dead people were like! Guess!" He said, twisting his body and making a look of dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction.
"How did you write it?" Xiaopang, who has always been interested in this kind of romance, stretched his neck and smiled very obscenely.
"Do you know what shrinking the penis is? Do you know what leaking the body is?" The boy said, quite proudly.
Xiaopang didn't quite understand when he heard this. At this time, Daniel and the others turned to look at me in unison: "Boss, what is shrinking Yang?"
"Well...how do you put it..." A little embarrassed, I said: "Academically speaking, shrinkage of the penis is a disease, but the explanation in folklore is usually sexual intercourse.
The very serious sequelae caused by excessive use. For men, it means that the little brother under you cannot bear your frequent movements and hides himself. It was originally exposed, but now it has shrunk into the stomach, which is earlier than impotence.
-It will cause a lot of trouble, and in serious cases, it can kill people."
"Fuck you!" When the two of them heard this, they were excited. After looking at each other, they asked me very carefully: "What do you mean by leaking your body?"
"This is easy to understand. It means that you are too excited during sex, and you accidentally feel so good that you are so happy. The main symptom is that the essence is opened wide and pouring out, just like the faucet, the essence in the body is drained out in one breath.
Let the light shine, and eventually the soul will be exhausted and die. I’m right, right?”
As I said this, I sighed and asked the man. Hearing this, the other man raised his thumb and said to me: "This little brother is more knowledgeable! You are a Maoshan Taoist priest who specializes in this. Please tell me about these two kinds of death."
What does that mean? Doesn’t it mean that these two people are having a great time!"
"Absolutely. I've heard of something similar before. Before I learned Taoism, my master told me that there used to be an old lady who used this trick to rejuvenate her youth and make herself look like a Tianshan child. However, that person
It’s no longer a human being, it’s a monster. And this kind of immoral activity has its own term in Taoism called ‘picking yang and replenishing yin’. Indeed, some evil sects like to use this method to assist their cultivation.”
"So, there are really a group of beautiful girls waiting in the woods." Xiaopang said, resting his chin on his hands and yearning for it. I glanced at him and smiled bitterly. I was thinking, what if that girl has been obsessed with him for a long time?
If the little policewoman knows that this guy is obsessed with a group of female ghosts, will she rush over and strangle this bastard to death?
At this time, Da Niu, who also longed for the sexy way to die, suddenly turned around and asked the man: "Hey, that's not right. Since those female ghosts caught a man and killed him, how did this happen?
Came out? How do you know if those female ghosts are good-looking or not? What if it was a group of old women who did it?"
The guy said with a look of disgust on his face. After hearing this, the bearded man smiled and explained: "No, no, I saw this with my own eyes! Didn't my brother tell you just now?
Well, not everyone who encounters this will die! One of them survived!"
"Then how did he do it?" Xiaopang said, very curious.
"His situation is special. He...he...he's not very good at that...a group of female ghosts surrounded him and 'ravaged' him for a long time.
I couldn't get hard... Later, those female ghosts were so angry that they cried... Do you think it's interesting? Haha, other people make female ghosts so happy that they die, but he, the second-girl car
Chedi received a beating and was thrown on the road...hahahahaha..."
The bearded man said, he couldn't help it anymore, he covered his forehead and beat the table in front of him loudly. The other one also laughed quite exaggeratedly. Judging from the bohemian smiles of the two of them, this matter was very serious.
Eight-nine is true.
"Damn, it's really embarrassing. How can such a situation happen..." Xiaopang said, leaned aside and thought for a while, then turned to me and asked: "Hey, boss, what do you mean,
What should we do if we encounter this situation? We can’t just wait to die!"
"The method is very simple. Just let her feel happy first. Jin Jiuye told me that this method of picking up yang and replenishing yin has certain dangers. If you are not careful, it will be backlashed by the other party. That is to say
, this is actually a contest of endurance, if you are brave enough and persistent, the unlucky one will be the female ghost."
"But, boss, have you ever thought about it, if you do that kind of thing with a female ghost, will the female ghost still feel it? Even if she does react, then, what?" Daniel said, grinning and making a gesture.
The look of hugging in the air. When I heard this, I was stunned. Yes, ghosts have no entity. How did those people do it?