The old man said, shaking his head as if remembering some unbearable memory.
"Uncle! Listen to what you said, did you let the female ghost pick up the yin and replenish the yang?" Somehow, these words reached Xiaopang, who opened the door of the back room and bared his teeth and asked the old man.
After hearing this, the old man was really a little embarrassed, but what I was even more curious about was why this guy didn't die at that time. Didn't he say, one of them would die if he picked one? There are so many female ghosts taking turns in the battle, and no man, no matter how persistent, can't stand it...
...
Is it possible...
Could it be that the man with the big beard who escaped death because of a physical defect was him?
No way...Looking at the harmony between this old couple and their husbands and wives, they also have a baby son who has only been mentioned but never seen. Well, this basically rules out the possibility that he has a physical defect and cannot have sex, but
, how on earth did he survive?
Thinking of this, I hesitated and asked the old man very carefully. After hearing this, the old man looked around, then lowered his head and whispered: "It's... done...
It didn't take long...it was daybreak...guess what
, as soon as the sun came up, the thick fog disappeared immediately, and those women disappeared! Oh my God, I still feel scared when I think about it now. I lay on the ground all morning and didn’t stand up. What if ten minutes later?
Eight points, I guess that’s where my life will end!”
The old man said, as if he was very emotional, but at this moment, a question that seemed not very opportune appeared in the minds of Xiaopang and I. Xiaopang came over and sneaked close to the old man who was breaking the mushrooms.
He asked him: "How do you feel?"
"What..." The old man asked after being slightly startled.
"Just, how do you feel when you have sex with those female ghosts?" Xiaopang said, smiling lustfully.
"I can't remember clearly. It happened many years ago, but it was indeed quite exciting. I was very scared at first and almost scared myself to death. But then I found out that those female ghosts were indeed different from my own women. At that time, I was really scared.
There was a period of blankness, and I couldn't do anything. I just felt confused for a while, as if my life was about to be taken away by those female ghosts... If it weren't for people dying, that feeling would be really good.
OK."
The old man said and smiled. That very shameful expression deeply exposed his lecherous nature. Seeing the little fat man blinking his eyes and lost in thought, I kicked him and asked him: "Hey, do you have any?"
What’s wrong, you’re still hesitant to pursue such a nice girl after you, but when you hear about a female ghost, you’re interested in her, what kind of hobby do you have!”
"Hey, boss, what you said is wrong. People are different from ghosts. You have to be responsible!" Xiaopang said, but he was very sincere. These words made me lose my temper.
Yes, Xiaopang is right. People are different from ghosts and have to be held responsible. Although the world has changed and it is not like before, but for a man with a conscience, he must be held responsible to the end after doing such a thing.
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"Young man, I haven't noticed yet, but this fat boy still has some conscience!" Surprisingly, seeing me speechless, the old man smiled and said to him: "But you silly boy, don't be too aggressive.
What era is it? When I was a kid, the big girls were all very clean. If you sleep with her in the same bed, once you sleep with her, the girl will be yours for the rest of her life. Is it still like that these days? You sleep with her.
How many times have people dumped you despite being told to dump you! Girls don’t care, so why are you so reserved? A man should have some masculinity. Your coyness will only make others think you are half-hearted and undetermined! In your twenties,
Years are the best years. A big girl owes you what she deserves. She spent so much time waiting for you, a stupid idiot! If it were me, I would have dumped you long ago, don’t you think so!"
The old man said and glanced at me. These words were very strong, which made me look at the old man with admiration. I raised my thumb to express my approval, and kept urging the little fat man to pick a fight with the little policewoman as soon as possible. Clearly.
Seeing that he was hesitant and troubled, I even dug up negative cases from my youth to demonstrate to him the painful lesson of "continuously resisting the consequences of being messed up". However, although my voice was low, it was too loud for the old man who was helping the old man in the back room. Ding Ling, whose wife was busy, heard it.
This girl exposed half of her face against the door of the back room, her little eyes squinted, looking up and down. She was obviously very concerned about my romantic affairs when I was young. I shivered and almost cried, but at this time Ding Ling was very gentle and gentle. A smile.
When she went back, the old man who had caught a rooster and was about to slaughter it wiped the sweat from his head and said to me with a smile: "Little Fatty, look at how nice this daughter-in-law Xiao Lu is, she is good-looking and sensible!" Be brave and find someone like this in the future!"
"Down with me, who has such a shit life like him... You don't even know how sinister my boss is. Do you know how he met my sister-in-law? Do you know how he got my sister-in-law? At home. There is a little wife waiting for him, and he dares to cheat on her! Do you think this kind of behavior should be criticized?"
Xiaopang said, acting like he was filled with indignation.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't confuse things, okay? I didn't cheat! I really had nothing to do with Ding Ling at that time, I just wanted to save her! Besides, it was Xiaorou who dumped me, okay? Before she dumped me I definitely didn't do anything to feel sorry for her!" I said, raising my finger seriously.
"Pull her down. Do you dare to swear to God that you didn't have any thoughts about Sister Ding Ling at that time? Mental cheating is also called cheating!" said the little fat man, acting like a gentleman like a Taoist possessed by a Taoist priest. I looked around the room and didn't dare to deny that, usually, the best answer to a dilemma like this is not to answer.
"Look, look, you have nothing to say...Uncle, your vision is sharp, believe me this time! My boss is good at everything, he just eats from the bowl and looks at the pot. Bad habits can never be changed! Have you ever heard a saying that falling in love without the purpose of getting married is a hooligan! Do you think you are playing a hooligan?" Xiaopang said, smiling as if he was very proud.
"I'm happy, whatever. If you have the ability, you can try to trick me! I also told you clearly that Ding Ling is my woman and belongs to me alone. It's my business to be a hooligan, but others don't even think about it. I thought, if anyone dares to hit her, I will definitely not let him go! Not even a woman!" I said and yelled at Xiao Ai in the back room.
When Xiao Ai heard this, he poked his head out of the back room, narrowed his eyes, and a big potato flew out and almost hit me in the face...