In fact, Maoshan Taoist priests are very dogmatic. When conditions permit, whenever they encounter some relatively large events, they must do some rituals to seek God's will. This time is no exception.
I kept mumbling there for a long time but chanting with great piety. Finally it was done. I stood up and asked Xiaopang and the others to help me put the most suspicious things in the hall and open all the cabinet windows.
, after making sure that everything was not sealed, I, Danniu, Xiaopang, and Guigui stood around the Bagua Umbrella in an orderly direction.
"Boss, I'm not very good..." Daniel said, grinning. Seeing that he seemed very nervous, I smiled, and then took out two magic talismans and gave them to them, one for each of the little fat and big cows.
This magic talisman is used to synchronize the movements of two people. Specifically, its function is very similar to the method that Mr. Chen used to teach me to send messages from thousands of miles to invite gods. As long as you stick this thing on the designated part,
They can synchronize with my movements, but the effect of this thing can only last for a short time, half an hour, and it will be overwhelming.
"What are you going to do?" Yang Wei, a classmate squatting in the corner and cracking melon seeds, interrupted.
"Shut up!" I said, glared at him, and then signaled to Xiaopang that they could start.
It was not the first time for Xiaopang and Danniu to play this game, but when they saw the two talismans, which were a little bigger than chewing gum, they felt very painful. I urged them again and again, and they stuck out their tongues and pulled the two yellow paper talismans.
Spread it flat on the tongue, and then, the two of them imitate me with painful expressions and slowly form a special handprint.
When the Gui Gui opposite me saw her, she changed her silly and cute demeanor and became serious. I nodded to her, followed closely, jerked my feet, and at the same time, I poked like a puddle of mud.
The big cow and the little fat man on the side shivered at the same time, and their slouching bodies with crooked shoulders straightened up a little.
Seeing that the time was right, Gui Gui and I started to make secrets, recite incantations, and fight with each other at the same time.
This is a very complicated ritual. To onlookers, it looks like doing radio gymnastics. However, compared to that kind of thing, the movements are more compact and more complicated. The movements of Xiaopang and Daniel are completely
They were controlled by a woman, so every movement was exactly the same as mine. However, these two guys were actually conscious, so although they were in sync with each other, their expressions and movements were all out of sync. It seemed like there was something wrong.
A very funny feeling.
But in such a serious matter, I didn't dare to be distracted. I paid attention to keeping pace with the completely independent Gui Gui. I quickly completed a set of procedures. Then, the four of them lifted their tangled palms from their chests in unison.
Pressing forward, followed by pressing the tip of his tongue against the roof of his mouth, he raised two sword fingers from his side and pointed them at his temples. He poured his mind power into his eyes and stared at the stick in the glutinous rice.
The Bagua Umbrella activates the spell.
At the beginning, the Bagua Umbrella didn't react at all, but as time went by, the thing began to rotate slowly, and the straight wooden handle crushed the glutinous rice in the cymbal, making a very slight sound.
The more power I accumulated, the faster it turned. When the speed stopped increasing, I took a deep breath and slowly calmed down while adjusting my state.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!" Seeing the Bagua umbrella spinning continuously, classmate Yang Wei came over dumbfounded. He pointed at the yellow umbrella and asked me, "How did you do it?"
"Knowing too much is not a good thing." Before I could answer, Xiaopang took off the magic talisman on his tongue, spat several times, and wiped his mouth.
"Yes." I was too lazy to explain these things, but when I heard this, I immediately felt that it made sense. Xiaopang and I looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
Classmate Yang Wei knew that I was too lazy to explain, so he didn't force me. After talking to me about some irrelevant topics, he lay down on the sofa.
Seeing that the candlestick was stable and the Bagua Umbrella showed no intention of stopping, I asked everyone to hide in another room and turned off the lights in the room. In order not to affect the effect, I also turned off the plugs of all the electrical appliances in the living room.
All pulled out.
In another equally dark room, I placed a candlestick on the coffee table and lit the candle. A little candlelight can illuminate the room. Although the details cannot be seen clearly from a distance, this slightly primitive feeling
Still pretty good.
"Haha." Sitting aside, Guigui giggled, then put his palm over it to bake, then turned to me and said, "This candlelight is so beautiful."
"Really? When you get back, take out all the electric lights in your house and replace them all with candles." I said with a faint smile.
Although Gui Gui was a bit silly, she could still tell that there was something wrong with her words. She narrowed her little eyes into a straight line and looked at me angrily. Seeing that she seemed very dissatisfied, Dan Niu and Xiao Pang were very happy to see her.
However, these two guys also knew that this uncle was not easy to mess with, so they suppressed their smiles, lowered their heads, and went about their business.
"What are we going to do now?" After lying on the bedside for a long time, Yang Wei turned around like a dead dog. I glanced at him and said, "No need to do anything, just wait."
"Hey, will your method work?" Maybe it was because there was really nothing to talk about, the other person said again. Seeing that he seemed suspicious, I smiled bitterly and said, "If I can't do it, you can find someone else. Anyway,
Now that we have reached this point, why not treat the dead horse as a living horse doctor?"
"Well, that's right." The other party said, turned over and looked at the chandelier hanging on the roof, and then frowned and asked me: "Didn't you practice martial arts before? I know you can draw and write.
You know how to do project research, but I never heard that you have this skill! Why, a thunderbolt really knocked you out of your power? Anyway, it’s okay. Tell me about it. After you leave school, what will you do?
What have you done?"
"It's hard to explain, it's a bit confusing." I said, rolled my eyes and thought about it, then smiled: "In general, I took several steps. At the beginning, I worked as a tabloid reporter, traveling to and from all kinds of disgusting scenes.
Later, I encountered some strange things and some very strange things.
It's a strange person who accidentally became a helper and then entered the Taoist sect. Later, something unexpected happened and he had to start his own business. To be honest, he was always busy with one thing.
, we have reached the point where we are today without even realizing it.”
"Then have you ever regretted it?" Yang Wei nodded as if he felt the same and asked again.