After being away for a few days, the house became deserted. I jumped onto the big bed at home and hugged the quilt. It felt so good.
Ding Ling breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that I was so lively and lively and didn't seem to have any illness. I raised my fingers and motioned for her to come over and have a kiss. She knew that nothing was wrong, but she gave me a blank look and picked up her clothes and went to the bathroom...
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I have been so idle for the past few days, and I have already worked up my energy to prepare for a good intimacy. Who would have thought that at such a juncture, Xiao Ai, who has always been invisible, actually ran in.
This girl didn't even knock on the door, but suddenly appeared in the living room like a ghost. She looked at me through the crack in the door for a long time, and then started to giggle.
"Master, your cutest apprentice is here again!" Xiao Ai said, taking off her coat and running in without seeing anyone else, which made me really dumbfounded. I looked at her and shook my head, "We're closed today.
, the meal is not open, if you want to find something to eat, please contact the proprietress."
"The boss lady is taking a shower, is it appropriate for me to go in like this?" Xiao Ai asked me with her squinting eyes and a mischievous smile. I hesitated for a moment, and then looked at her with a depressed look on her face: "You
This girl, can you please stop doing this? If you think about my wife again, you will be beaten."
"Really?" When Xiao Ai heard this, she rolled her big eyes and looked disapproving. Seeing her like this, I smiled and said, "What, you want to give it a try?"
"Okay, come on!" After saying this, Xiao Ai turned around and stuck out her unusually straight little butt, posing like a little goblin waiting to be beaten...
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I banged my head against the south wall five hundred times, and I was speechless. I was just thinking, why didn’t I meet such a little goblin when I was single? If it weren’t for Ding Ling, I think that with the good habits I have developed over the years, I would definitely
It was to pin this little goblin, who sometimes seemed to deliberately seduce, to the window to make sure she was safe.
However, I also know that Xiao Ai is similar to Xiao Rou. She always likes to do some dirty things and act like a gangster, but when it comes to real things, she may not be so free and easy.
Thinking of this, I yelled in the direction of the bathroom at the top of my lungs: "Ding Ling, your Xiao Ai is seducing someone. If you don't come out, something big will happen!"
At this time, it was Xiao Ai's turn to be speechless. The little black girl turned around and looked at me angrily. Then she raised her middle finger and pretended to be incompatible with me and ran to the bathroom with a giggle.
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I can tell with the soles of my feet that this girl must be in love with Ding Lingxiu again. I feel from the bottom of my heart that if she were a man, I would definitely kill her, but such a person who shouts "Master" every day never
I feel like I don’t know what to do no matter what the monster who doesn’t treat me as a master does.
Sigh... Who made my parents look good, who made me have a good figure, who made me grow up with Ding Ling and have been a couple for more than ten years before I came along...
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If, in China, same-sex people can also get married, then I must be the third party who destroys family harmony by suddenly running out...
When I thought of this, I was tending the flowers and plants and suddenly a very obscene thought came to my mind. I was thinking, how on earth did these two girls get intimate when they were together?
My mind was wide open, and the sky was covered with mosaics... It didn't take long for me to blush all over my face.
Okay, I admit that sometimes I am a little shameless, but this is not an unacceptable thing. Who makes us a gangster!
Feeling sorry for my broken mentality, I shook my head and packed my stuff. When no one was paying attention, I secretly took a look at my injuries. Behind my back, there was still a faintly visible black handprint, but it was much better than before.
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In fact, everything has two sides. Originally, conflicting attributes is a very fatal situation. However, if the gap between the two is very large, this disadvantage becomes very vague, and it can even be said to be counterproductive.
The elder has deep skills and powerful magic power. With my little ability, I should not be able to withstand that brutal blow, but the other party has committed a common mistake among experts after all, and underestimates himself. This is like Zhuge Liang back then, who calculated accurately.
How much diesel fuel could be used to burn Sima Yi, and he was unwilling to waste even a little bit more. Unfortunately, the weather did not go as planned, and it suddenly rained heavily, completely changing the situation at that time.
It was the same this time. The other party who had tried all their tricks didn't expect that there was a powerful and powerful person living in my small body. The moment I was hit, I really felt that I was going to die, but as time went by
As the number of words increased, the brute force that penetrated the bones gradually faded away like a stone sinking into the sea.
Now I think it's probably the guy who doesn't want to die with me who swallowed up the opponent's power.
Although the body of Ming Chi must be a dragon, and it is most likely the legendary "Zhu Jiuyin", but after personally experiencing the power of the other party, I was a little scared.
For example, that move "Ultimate Dragon Flame, Wind, Fire and Golden Dragon Scissors", the instant burst is probably many times more powerful than the "Great Dragon Flame, Bone-Breaking Thousand Categories" that I once thought was the strongest!
Maybe, this is the huge gap between my power and "its" power.
Thinking of this, he shook his head naturally. At this time, Xiao Ai came out sneakily wearing Ding Ling's bathrobe, with a wet towel tied on his head, like a fugitive in northern Shaanxi.
"What are you doing?" I said, holding the kettle for a moment, and then reminded me with a mean smile: "I say Xiao Ai, although you are not an outsider, you can't be so casual. You wear so little, you want to
To seduce your master?"
"Yeah, you can see it~" Xiao Ai said, covering her little face and letting out a sly laugh.
"Honey, did you hear that? This is not what I said!" After saying this, I shook my head with a wry smile. At this time, Ding Ling also came out wiping his hair and kicked Xiao Ai hard on the butt.
After kicking him, he said coquettishly: "Smelly girl, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll sew your mouth shut! Besides, are you stupid? If this stinky fox has anything worth seducing you, if you like it, just take it."
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After saying this, Ding Ling waved her hand very generously. Seeing me squinting at her, she giggled again, "You're kidding! Look at how cute you are!"
Ding Ling said, and ran to the mirror to take pictures again and again. Seeing her very ugly look, I shook my head and sighed: "I thought it was true... What a pity."