"Hey, hey, what are you thinking with such a naughty look on your face? This is Xiaojiu's niece, and she came to him to do something."
While I was piecing together the plot, the fat aunt interrupted my thoughts.
"real or fake......"
When I heard this, I was dubious.
Jin Jiuye is not honest at all, he just likes to pretend to be honest. Although this old guy is a member of the Taoist sect, he is also an old and dishonest person. This is not difficult to see from the short movie on his mobile phone.
There is a situation, there must be a situation here.
As a gangster, when you see a beautiful woman who makes people want to be together with a male creature full of obscene thoughts, some restrictive plots must appear in your mind.
Furthermore, these two people look nothing alike, so it would be too false to say they are nieces...
Perfunctory, absolutely perfunctory. When a person tries to use blood relationship to hide his true identity, there is probably some ulterior secret inside.
Thinking of this, I laughed a little.
If you think I am vulgar, you are wrong, because there are people more vulgar than me.
While watching the fun, the fat little black guy came running over with his car keys. When he saw the girl, his eyes widened. He turned back in three steps and ran to the counter with a lewd smile on his face.
The little fat man, the fat aunt, and I stared at a woman for ten minutes.
Three people look at one person. Of course, the parts we focus on are different.
Master Jiu was standing in the distance and had already noticed something strange about us. The old man also knew what we were thinking, and as he spoke, he started gnashing his teeth and glaring at us.
After the woman left, we immediately surrounded her. After careful inquiring, we found out that there was another transaction this time, and there was also a very sexy ghost story in it.
Although Master Jiu didn't say it explicitly, we can all see that the person involved is most likely the enchanting woman who came to see him specially.
The woman’s surname is Zhao, let’s call her Ms. Zhao for now.
Ms. Zhao is a strong woman in the financial industry, young and wealthy, and recently divorced.
In recent days, Ms. Zhao has encountered something strange.
As most of the time, that story happened at night.
Unlike most ghost stories, what she encountered was not a female ghost, but a pure man among ghosts.
She said that she had been stalked by a pervert recently, not a lewd "pervert" like Xiaopang, but a very perverted "ghost" who loved to take advantage.
According to her description, this is what happened.
In the past month or so, Ms. Zhao has been very distressed because she always felt that there was a thief in the house.
She said that in the middle of the night, footsteps often appeared in the house, and occasionally strange sounds similar to chanting were heard coming from the hall.
As a young woman with both talent and beauty, it is normal for her to be cared about by some people with evil intentions. However, those people are either for money or sex, and some of them come here just to chant sutras? Isn’t this mental illness!
She was so scared that she didn't dare to go to the bathroom at night. She called the police but couldn't catch anyone. She found a so-called "boyfriend" to keep her company but scared the man half to death.
Later, a colleague helped her to ask for two peace charms to hang at home. From then on, it stopped, but she found that she started to have dreams, very erotic dreams.
She said that the dream was very real, just like the real thing. Not only was her whole body sore, but there were many times when she woke up in the morning, her lower body was wet.
In addition, she often encountered ghosts pressing on the bed. She could always hear heavy breathing while lying down, and sometimes she could feel someone touching her, and the guy would touch her only in sensitive places.
Multi-color, multi-color.
Because of fear, she did not dare to resist.
Moreover, as long as she doesn't go back for one night, she will have a headache, which will be very severe.
More than half a month after the incident, the thing started to get worse. It would definitely come at night, and in severe cases, it would happen even in broad daylight on a clear day.
Of course, what scares her most is the middle of the night. Sometimes she can't fall asleep, and sometimes she wakes up suddenly. But no matter what time it is, and no matter how awake she is, it's hard to sit up again as long as she lies in bed.
It's like there's someone pressing down on me, and I can't move at all.
Usually, when a conscious person cannot move, we call him a ghost.
From a current medical point of view, this is a disease.
They believe that people who experience this condition are actually suffering from sleep disorders.
Some doctors and professors have said that the phenomenon of "ghosts pressing on the body" is one of the symptoms of sleep paralysis in sleep neuromedicine.
Specifically, that is to say, the patient is half awake and half asleep at the time of sleep.
For these people, the brain waves have the amplitude of wakefulness, but the muscle tension of the whole body has been reduced to the lowest for some reasons. To put it more simply, the brain is awake, but the body is still in a state of not waking up.
This explanation is actually very reasonable, and Ms. Zhao once believed a similar statement.
The doctor prescribed a lot of medicine for her and also did psychological treatment, but no matter what she did, the situation did not improve significantly, and the recurring sexual dreams could not be stopped at all.
Later, there was nothing she could do. Ms. Zhao found her colleague who asked her for a peace charm. After repeated requests, the colleague took her to the home of a Taoist nun.
After hearing her explanation, the Taoist nun looked at it for a long time, and finally shook her head and said that she couldn't handle it either.
Ms. Zhao was very scared, and she begged the Taoist nun for a long time before she was directed to give Jin Jiuye a try.
In fact, she was indeed Jin Jiuye's niece, but she was really a distant relative that was beyond our reach. If she hadn't chatted with her fat aunt for a while, she wouldn't have known that such a thing existed.
"Holy shit... there really is such a ghost~" After listening to Master Jiu's explanation, Little Fatty was very happy, thinking about the beautiful young woman and a ghost, and his mouth was almost drooling to the ground.
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"Envy? I envy you. You can commit suicide and become a lonely ghost. You can do it too." Looking at him sideways, Jiuye said.
"Damn it, suicide is so boring. If you want to die, you have to die on the bed. Then who didn't say that if you have to die under flowers, you can be a ghost~ Don't you think so~" Xiaopang said, patting me on the shoulder and laughing.
It's funny, I know, this guy must be talking about Xiaorou.
"Go aside, who is like you?" I said, raising my middle finger in serious contempt.
"Oh, let me go, you are a full man and don't know how hungry a man is! You are still pretending to be pure with me. Tell me, who was that little girl you hugged that day!?" The fat man said, laughing lustfully.