I pinched my waist with my hands and felt funny for a while. After thinking about it for a while, I risked getting beaten up and joked: "What are you looking at? Why don't you get up? Your great-grandfather betrothed you to me."
"Huh." Gui Gui heard this and stared at me suspiciously.
"Really, from now on, if Sister Ding Ling is the elder sister and you are the younger one, we will stay with Brother Lu Li and be his concubine." I laughed innocently, and then I added. As soon as I said this, Gui Gui's pretty little face turned into a smile.
With a blush, he looked at Ding Ling and said immediately: "Stop lying, who would be with a rascal like you!"
"You dislike me?" I was slightly startled, and I looked like I was hurt.
"Humph, you stinking scoundrel." Guigui said, and the host Ding Ling hid himself, but did not comment on what he just said.
Of course, all joking aside, some things still have to be faced and solved. After eating in the morning, I discovered that the kitchen of this Taoist temple, which I had been busy with for most of the night, was actually abandoned a long time ago.
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Aunt Feng is an out-and-out monk. She is a vegetarian and does not eat any meat. The meal she prepares in the morning looks like white rice porridge made from yesterday's leftovers. Also, what do you think of the long, slightly yellowed steamed buns?
It all makes people feel unappetizing.
As for the things that go with it, it's the kind of unknown wild vegetables that are mixed together to make something that looks like a cold dish or a pickle. It tastes very awkward, but it's not something to be picky about in this deep mountain and old forest. Look
Ding Ling and Gui Gui were sitting at the table honestly, not being picky about food and drinks like they were at home. I suddenly felt that people are just like this, and so many little tempers are born out of habit.
In this Cuizhu Temple, including Ding Ling and Gui Gui, there are four people in total, all of whom are women. In addition to these two beautiful girls and Aunt Feng, there is also a cute little girl who is not very old, but
She is very cute and charming. Judging from her conversation and behavior, she must be Aunt Feng's apprentice, because Aunt Feng has a prejudice against men, so she never exchanged a few words with her from beginning to end.
"Are you going to take them back?" After eating there in silence for a while, Aunt Feng suddenly raised her head and said to me. I was stunned when I heard this. Then, she nodded her head, and the other party saw her.
, turned to look at Ding Ling, who shook his head and said softly: "I won't go back, I want to practice in this mountain."
As soon as these words came out, I was stunned and looked at her in astonishment. At that time, I thought that this silly girl had taken the wrong medicine... Ding Ling knew what I was thinking, so she shrank her neck and did it.
There, her eyes flickered, and she never dared to look at me. Aunt Feng saw that she didn't seem to be joking, so she turned to look at Gui Gui. Gui Gui blinked at Ding Ling for a long time, and then said: "
I won’t go back and practice in the mountains.”
"..." As soon as I said this, I was speechless. I banged my head against the south wall five hundred times. I really didn't know how to get along with these women. Last night, I was chatting with the master and I was still arguing about who to take with me or not.
I was worried about who to leave, but when I woke up early in the morning, I realized that this was not the point at all. We hadn’t seen each other for more than a month, and I, Lu, had actually fallen to the point where everyone looked at me and disliked me!
All right!
You all stay!
I'm leaving!
Thinking of this, I felt a burst of anger. Xiao Ai, who was feeling aggrieved and stuffing buns into his mouth with a steamed bun in one hand, looked at Ding Ling, then at Gui Gui, and then at me with his big, sly eyes.
Silently, he suddenly laughed and said: "Master, don't be sad, they won't go back with you, and I will be there too!"
As soon as she said this sentence, the girl started to giggle. I was choked so much that I didn't bother to say anything. After breakfast, I packed up my things and prepared to leave. Damn it, this is called sad...
...It’s useless for me to be so entangled, but I ended up being disgusted by others. Okay, you can do whatever you like, I can’t control it!
Thinking in my mind, I was so angry that I didn't want to speak. I didn't even bother to say goodbye, and just took Xiao Ai out of the Taoist temple with my backpack on my back.
Seeing my gloomy face, Xiao Ai fell silent and followed me obediently, looking back from time to time. I told her not to look, and the girl agreed and lowered her head.
Starting from the Taoist temple, we passed through the bamboo forest and soon climbed onto the winding mountain path. When I came, I was very looking forward to leaving, but when I left, I felt very lonely. In my heart, I scolded these two heartless children countless times, but suddenly I saw
, two figures ran past, one big and one small, smiling as if they had encountered something interesting.
They didn't look back, they just strolled ahead at about the same speed as us, talking and laughing, looking happy and happy.
I stopped, too lazy to look at them. When the other party saw it, they also stopped and stood still. But as soon as you moved, they also started running happily. This kind of woman is the most annoying. After a few times of teasing, I
I couldn't help it anymore, so I picked up a branch on the roadside and rushed it
In the past, I didn't expect that they were running faster than rabbits. Several times in a row, I couldn't catch up. The two of them looked at each other holding hands and raised their scissor fingers, frowning and glaring. For a long time, I was made angry by them.
, covering his forehead and lowering his head, I really don’t know what to do with them.
"That little demon over there! What's wrong with you!" Thief laughed twice, Gui Gui pointed in my direction and said with a smile.
"Get out!" I glared at her fiercely and yelled angrily.
"Sister Ding Ling, look at him!" Guigui hid behind Ding Ling and muttered with a very hurt attitude. When Ding Ling saw him, he touched Guigui's head, and then said with an angry look on his face
He yelled at me: "Damn fox, why are you so mean!"
"It's so fierce, what's wrong?" I said, walked over, pulled this beautiful girl over and spanked her hard on the butt. Ding Ling was so embarrassed that she hurriedly covered herself up and started to pinch me again.
....At the same time, the wronged Guigui lost no time in running over and took advantage of the lack of time.
I ignored her and kicked me hard... I despised this kind of taking advantage of others' misfortune, but this little girl ran very fast, and I couldn't catch her even after several attempts.
, in the end, he was so angry that he stood on the spot and pointed at his feet and said to her: "Come here!"
"No." Guigui said, twisting his body and laughing.
"I'll say it for the last time, come here!" I said in a semi-threatening manner, pretending to be very angry.
Seeing this, Gui Gui pouted and remained in a stalemate for a while. Then she lost the confidence to move closer to me. This girl knew what I was going to do. She turned around, raised her little butt, and was beaten hard before vomiting.