"Hahahaha, it turns out Mr. Zhang has arrived," a burst of laughter came from behind Dakui. Dakui couldn't help but turn his head to look, and saw a man in brocade robes walking quickly with a smile on his face and clasped his fists in salute.
Dakui stood up and said with a smile: "Oh, this must be Mr. Pan, I'm sorry, I'm disrespectful."
"I don't dare, I'm sorry for the delay in your arrival," Pan Lei laughed and greeted Dakui. Both of them had smiles on their faces, and they sat down hand in hand like old friends.
Pan Lei immediately asked with a smile: "Why is Mr. Zhang so interested in coming to Quanzhou, a small land of egg balls?"
Dakui laughed and replied: "This Xiangquanfang is famous all over the world. Zhang took the opportunity to come and broaden his horizons. Hey, you and I are both officials of the imperial court, but we are not allowed to make loud noises here. Besides, you and I are still brothers." Better, ah, hehehe," Dakui looked anxious, and Pan Lei also showed a look of understanding.
"Pan is so lucky to be able to meet Brother Zhang once," Pan Lei immediately changed his words.
Dakui sighed: "I have very little free time this year. I heard that the Xiangquanfang here is very unique, so I came here to take a look. I didn't want to disturb Brother Pan." Pan Lei was in his forties, and Dakui Pan Lei, who has been in official circles for a long time, naturally knows the secret.
Pan Lei turned around and ordered the waiter who was following him: "Go and inform the third sister that a distinguished guest is here today. Please make arrangements for her properly. All expenses will be charged to Pan's account." The waiter did not dare to neglect after hearing this and quickly agreed and turned around. Go downstairs.
It goes without saying that Dakui and Pan Lei exchanged polite greetings, but for a moment there was movement in the hall again. The curtain at the corner door next to the main singing stage was lifted, and more than ten beauties filed out, each one as beautiful as a peach or a fairy. What's more, there were actually green gauze bunkers showing off their bodies, including Lian'er from the beginning. For a moment, the singing stage was filled with spring light, which made the onlookers in the audience stare straight in their eyes.
The thirteen beauties of Xiangquanfang are the pillars of the show. Every night, only three or two of them appear, and they are already packed with people. However, the sudden appearance of all the beauties at this moment is only the beginning of the new year.
Dakui stared at him for a long time, and Pan Lei next to him called out to Dakui several times before he came back to his senses.
"Brother Zhang can tell you which one you like, and Pan will act as a matchmaker to redeem it and give it to Brother Zhang," he said, looking at Dakui with a smile on his face.
Dakui felt his mouth was dry, so he reached for the tea cup and took a sip of tea, then he said: "I wonder how much money it will cost to redeem his life."
Pan Lei chuckled and said: "No matter how much money it is, as long as Brother Zhang is satisfied, Pan will sell the house and let Brother Zhang get the beauty back."
Dakui couldn't help but put out his thumb and praised: "Brother Pan is really refreshing, hahaha," Dakui paused and said: "But this is not good, it will cost Brother Pan a lot of money."
Pan Lei waved his hand proudly and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, just choose him, hahahaha." Although Pan Lei knew that Da Kui was the political envoy of Jiangnan, he never thought that Da Kui came just for him this time. He thought that Da Kui could be a part of the fireworks. If he shows up here, he must also be a drunkard and a womanizer, so why not put it to the test and see what the intentions of Mr. Zhang, the Jiangnan political envoy, are.
Dakui looked at it for a long time, then shook his head and said: "Each of these people is more beautiful than the other. It seems that they are really the same." The topic changed and Dakui said: "When I first came here, there was a person named Lian'er, whose music She sang well, why not ask her to sing another song,"
As soon as he finished speaking, the first waiter came upstairs with a tray, followed by a beautiful middle-aged woman.
"Oh, no wonder the magpies on the trees in the yard keep chirping today. It turns out that a noble person is here," the beautiful woman said before she arrived, and came to Dakui and Pan Lei with a gust of fragrant wind.
Pan Lei chuckled and said: "Come on, come on, let me introduce you to him." He pointed at Dakui and said: "This is Mr. Zhang, Jiangnan's political envoy."
The beautiful woman hurriedly knelt down and blessed her with a blessing. This beautiful woman was also in her forties, but her features were as beautiful as a milf, and her skin was as smooth as gelatin. She was even more charming. Dakui couldn't help but look at her with a straight face.
Pan Lei couldn't help but laugh when he saw this: "Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang," he said and waved his hand in front of Dakui's eyes.
"Ah," Da Kui suddenly felt lost and couldn't help but embarrassedly brought tea and took a sip to pretend to cover up.
Pan Lei then introduced: "This is the third bustard sister of Xiangquanfang. She created all these girls by herself."
Only then did Dakui respond: "Oh, it turns out to be the third sister. I'm glad to meet you."
Pan Lei chuckled and said, "I still need to trouble Third Sister and ask Miss Lian'er to sing another song. This is what Mr. Zhang asked for by name."
The third sister couldn't help but praise: "Oh, Mr. Zhang has such good eyesight. That girl Lian'er is the number one here." The third sister said and turned around to leave. As she walked, she turned back and said, "You two, please wait here while I go." Come as you go,”
Da Kui watched the third sister leave and couldn't help but whispered: "Brother Pan, I think these ten girls are pretty good, why don't I take them all away? I don't know what Brother Pan thinks of my idea."
When Pan Lei heard this, he had an unpredictable look on his face and said: "In today's Jiangnan area, I have never met a man of Brother Zhang's courage. You and I cannot afford to offend the backstage of Xiangquanfang."
Dakui couldn't help asking: "But I don't know who is the backer of this Goulan."
Pan Lei pondered for a moment and then said: "Brother Zhang, it's better not to ask why. Brother Zhang, please take a look... Miss Lian'er is about to start,"
Dakui couldn't help but turn his head and look at the singing stage in the hall. He saw Lian'er sitting on a high stool just like when he first met her. The kid in green clothes immediately raised his voice and said, "I would like to invite you to order some music."
The waiter behind Dakui and Pan Lei quickly came over and asked cautiously: "Two adults, please order some music."
Pan Lei asked Dakui to order some music, and then he picked up the tea and tasted it carefully.
Dakui couldn't help but murmured: "I need to order something more elegant," he thought for a moment and then said to the waiter, "Just order something eighteen."
'Pfft' Pan Lei spurted out a sip of tea, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: 'It's really elegant,'
It turns out that this Eighteen Touches is a tune that is circulated in the market. I don’t know who composed the lyrics and music, but it has spread all over the country in one fell swoop.
When the waiter heard Da Kui's instructions, he was stunned for a moment. Although this was a goulan place, it was not a market place. How could he sing these 18 songs? But since the Jiangnan general envoy asked to sing, it was hard to refuse. , had no choice but to look at Master Pan Lei.
Pan Lei was helpless. Of course, he couldn't say that Da Kui's order was vulgar, so he turned to the waiter and said, "Master Zhang is a sweetheart. Once you order a song, just ask Miss Lian'er to sing it."
The waiter had no choice but to turn around and go downstairs.
When the waiter came to the stage and talked to the kid in green clothes, the kid's face turned green for a moment. Beauty Lian'er couldn't help but ask: "What song is it?" The kid had to walk up to Lian'er and whisper it again.
Lian'er's face turned red immediately, and the little boy reminded again: "It was the distinguished guest in the elegant seat upstairs who ordered the song."
Lian'er whispered: "I know,"
To be honest, any woman who lives in the land of fireworks will know how to do the Eighteen Touches if she can sing. Although Lian'er lives in this high-grade hook fence, she is not exempt from the custom. It's just that these Eighteen Touches are what she has learned in the beginning, just in case of emergencies. Yes, I never expected that a distinguished guest would order this song and lyrics.
Seeing the whispers on the stage, the spectators in the audience couldn't help but booed: "Miss Lian'er, what song did they order? You should sing it quickly,"
In desperation, Lian'er had no choice but to order someone to bring another musical instrument, which was a drum. The base of the drum was as high as her belly. It turned out that the tunes played by Shibamo were folk tunes from the Beijing area, and this drum It’s Jingdong Dagu.
Lian'er first took a chopstick from the maid's hand, bit it in her mouth, and then took a short drumstick and a pair of bamboo boards (also called Allegro). It turned out that Jingdong drums are very particular and require singing. Chopsticks are held in the mouth, but the words of the rap must be precise and precise. During this period, one must beat the drum with one hand and accompany the singing with a bamboo board. It can be said that singing, chanting, doing and beating are all available. Everything is ready, and with the sound of four drums 'Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong', Lian'er joined the board and sang:
Play the drum tightly, then play the gong slowly, stop the gong and listen to singing, all kinds of chatter and singing, listen to me singing "Eighteen Touches", reach out to touch the silk on my sister's face, the dark clouds fly half way across the sky, reach out to touch the front of my sister's head, the heaven is full I am addicted to the disease, reach out to touch my sister Maomao Bay, spread out to the middle and wide, reach out to touch my sister's eyes, her black eyes are white and white, reach out my hand to touch my sister's nose needle, you are so angry that you go out to the nunnery, reach out your hand to touch my sister's mouth, Yingying's eyes were smiling slightly, and he reached out to touch the lower tips of his sister. The lower tips were placed on his chest. He reached out to touch the side of her ears. Their protruding heads and ears were touching each other. He reached out to touch her shoulders. Her shoulders were as old as Ruan's. He reached out to touch her. I put my arms around my shoulders, I stretched out my hand to touch my sister's hair, it was like a woolen pen, I reached out to touch my sister's chest, my chest is in your body, I reached out to touch my sister's palm, my palm is curved On both sides, I reached out to touch my sister’s breasts, and there were no more steamed buns. I reached out to touch my sister’s big belly, which was like a rice field. I reached out to touch my sister’s belly. It was soft and closed my eyes. I reached out to touch my sister’s belly button. It felt so good. If you reach out to touch my sister's buttocks, it's like fluttering white cotton. If you reach out and touch your sister's thighs, it looks like the white silk of winter melon. If you stretch your hand to touch my sister's white knees, it feels like plowing oxen and pulling up mud. If you reach out and touch your sister's calves, don't You have to pull it, but don't open it. Use your hand to touch your sister's feet. The little feet go up to your brother's shoulders. You touch them all over your body. You touch them on both sides and find the center. On the left side, you touch Yang'er. On the right side, you touch Yang's head. , moving from east to west, the sorghum swallows on the face turn into nests, with needles and thorns on both sides, like a machine weaving shuttle, moving from left to right and cold, the middle one is hot and the fire is good, and the beard drinks In the body of Shaojiu, it is as white as jade. You lean on the edge of the basin with your palms open, as if you are drinking the soup. Your butt is as big as a mill. Three tanks of sesame wine are half a catty. Willow trees are planted on both sides. Horses and boats are riding in the middle. In the small road, there is a vegetable and melon shed in the middle. The old people hear the eighteen touches, and the young people also pass by. The younger ones hear the eighteen touches, and they can't sleep because of the flowers day and night.
(The lyrics of Shiba Mo are taken from the Internet. They are said to be the authentic and original lyrics of Shiba Mo. These lyrics are for readers’ enjoyment. They are purely for reference. We hope for your forgiveness.)
Maybe the spectators here are used to listening to the elegant tunes of fairy music, but when they suddenly heard Shiba Mo, they were all dumbfounded. When Lian Er finished singing Shi Ba Mo, he immediately attracted applause from the whole house. Who would have thought that this singer, who is famous for his poems and songs? The talented women in Xiangquanfang can sing Shibamo. Although these talented women will do their best to have sex in the back hall as long as they have money, they are used to being serious in the front hall.
Dakui was even more excited and cheering upstairs. Master Pan Lei could not help but let go of his worries when he saw that the dignified Jiangnan ambassador was acting like this.