This scene of Dakui was simply unbearable to watch. Lu Bingyan had already calculated that Dakui was already hungry after three days of drunkenness, so she came up with this trick.
Wang Xiyuan saw that Da Kui was so unbecoming, and even though he was a colleague, he couldn't help frowning, but Da Kui was a first-class noble, and Wang Xiyuan was only a fourth class. Although he was a comfort envoy, he couldn't say anything. Poor Da Kui was holding a white chicken in his hand.
With the meat in his mouth, he couldn't speak at the moment. With everyone's eyes focused on him, he couldn't help but blush. If there was a hole on the stage, he would crawl into it.
On the other hand, the leader of the village, Lu, laughed and said, "Oh, Mr. Zhang is a charming person. I'm afraid he's very hungry after being drunk these days." The master of the village, Lu, said after a pause: "Master Zhang likes the food of this village, you might as well have more."
Eat some, this is our village’s honor, just enjoy it, Mr. Zhang, let’s talk about ours,”
As the village leader said this, he glared at Lu Binglan fiercely, and then invited everyone to drink, trying his best to draw everyone's attention away from Dakui. Dakui swallowed the muscles in his mouth three or two times, and then put down.
After taking the chicken in his hands, Dakui no longer had any intention of enjoying the banquet, and just looked at Lu Binglan with his eyes.
Lu Binglan was so proud that her plan succeeded. She raised her pretty face and looked at the starry sky without even looking at Da Kui.
Da Kui was about to explode with anger. He was drunk and disrupted Lu Binglan's wedding party. Lu Binglan held a grudge in her heart and waited for an opportunity to take revenge. She succeeded again and again. She didn't show her any mercy. She really took it seriously.
It's like a tiger but not a cat. When I, Zhang Dakui, was critically ill, Dakui looked at Lu Binglan and couldn't help but think of a plan.
Dakui didn't say anything, got up and walked down the stage. It was normal for someone to leave the banquet in the middle of the banquet, so when everyone saw Dakui getting up, they didn't care.
Dakui got off the stand and walked straight to a deserted area. There was a meadow there and a rice field in the distance.
Everyone in the stands was chatting happily, and bursts of cheerful laughter could be heard from time to time.
Not long after, Da Kui returned to the stands and sat back on the table. When he came back this time, Da Kui stopped eating, drinking, and didn't talk. He just listened to what others said, with a knowing smile on his face.
Lu Binglan couldn't help but feel curious when she saw Da Kui leaving the table as if nothing had happened and then returning to his seat without eating, drinking or talking. She then asked Da Kui: "Why doesn't Mr. Zhang eat? What is the diet of our Zhuang family?"
Not to your taste,"
Dakui looked at Lu Binglan and just smiled, then continued to listen.
As the saying goes: Curiosity killed the cat, Da Kui didn't say anything, and Lu Binglan was even more confused, so she asked again: "Mr. Zhang, why are you ignoring this little lady when she asks you something?"
Dakui looked at Lu Binglan again, but he covered his mouth and snickered. Seeing this, Lu Binglan hurriedly looked around her body and found nothing wrong, so she asked Dakui: "Mr. Zhang, why are you laughing?"
With a mysterious look on his face, Dakui waved to Lu Binglan. Lu Binglan was curious, so she stepped forward and leaned forward. Dakui stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and opened his mouth with a mysterious look.
Lu Binglan was just about to hear what Dakui had to say, but she saw Dakui open his mouth, and a small head protruded from his mouth. There were a pair of big eyes on the small head, and there were two small claws on both sides of the head.
"Ah~~," Lu Binglan screamed hysterically, fainted from fright, and slid under the table as her body went limp.
Dakui touched his mouth with his hand on the side of his mouth, and then asked in a shocked voice: "Miss Lu, what's wrong with you?"
After having a good dinner, Lu Binglan lost her appetite when she screamed in surprise. Everyone gathered around Lu Binglan. The leader of the village raised his daughter's upper body and reached out to pinch Lu Binglan's vagina. Only then did Lu Binglan Wake up slowly.
"Child, what's wrong with you?" Village leader Lu asked why. Lu Binglan looked around and saw Dakui standing in front of her with a concerned look on her face. She couldn't help but pointed at Dakui with a frightened face, but she couldn't even say anything. Already.
The leader of the village, Lu, saw Lu Binglan pointing at Da Kui, but Da Kui looked innocent. The leader of the village, Lu, couldn't help but draw circles in his heart. They were all having a banquet at the same table just now, so why did this unexpected incident happen so smoothly? His daughter pointed out What do you mean by looking at Mr. Zhang? Mr. Zhang has evil intentions. No, what can he do in full view of the public?
It took a long time for Lu Binglan to say intermittently: "Apo, he is a monster." When she said this, everyone in the audience was shocked. Lu Binglan cried so miserably that she continued: "He has eyes on his tongue. He also has two small claws." What Lu Binglan said made not only the village leader Lu confused, but also everyone present was confused.
The originally lively and joyful song and dance venue fell silent again, and people gathered around the stands to see what was going on.
"Miss Lu, I'm afraid you may have misunderstood. How could I be a monster?" Dakui still looked innocent.
The atmosphere condensed for a moment, and everyone couldn't help but talk about it. Wang Xiyuan stood up and said loudly: "There must be something weird about this matter. Maybe Miss Lu is suffering from physical fatigue, so she is hallucinating."
Lu Binglan cried and pointed at Dakui and said, "I read that right, his tongue has eyes and claws. If you don't believe me, just ask him to open his mouth and have a look." Her tone was so firm that people had to believe it.
Leader Lu and Wang Xiyuan were both in a dilemma. As a high-ranking member of the imperial court, how could Zhang Dakui just open his mouth and let everyone see him? What's the point of his decency?
Unexpectedly, Dakui didn't take it seriously and nodded: "Since Miss Lu has this intention, I will give up my face and let everyone take a look and be a witness." As he said this, Dakui proposed to Lu Zhai. He opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. To seek justice, Dakui opened his mouth and turned around.
What everyone saw was just two ordinary rows of neat teeth and a tongue. There were no eyes or claws. Lu Binglan saw that there was nothing unusual about Da Kui opening his mouth, so she couldn't help but said: "He just had a tooth on his tongue." She has eyes, and two more..." Before Lu Binglan could finish her words, she heard the village leader Lu shouting: "That's enough."
The leader of the village stood up angrily and ordered Lu Binglan to be sent home. Before leaving, Lu Binglan turned back to look at Dakui. Dakui deliberately smiled at her and took advantage of others to open her mouth and stick out her tongue again. There was nothing unusual, but the evil expression on Da Kui's face made Lu Binglan's skin crawl all over.
When Lu Binglan was sent away and Master Lu invited everyone to sit down at the table, Wang Xiyuan laughed and said, "Thanks to Master Lu's warm hospitality today, I and Master Zhang will say goodbye."
Dakui also said: "Miss Lu was inexplicably frightened. I feel deeply ashamed. How dare I disturb you again? I will take my leave."
"Hey, you two adults have come thousands of miles away, how can you leave in a hurry? It's getting late today, and your team of chariots and horses is very complicated. Why not just find a place to rest in this village, and it won't be too late to leave tomorrow," Lu The owner of the village sincerely stays with me.
Dakui and Wang Xiyuan looked at each other, and Dakui nodded and said, "Well, excuse me."
"What are you talking about? I'm a guest from afar, and besides, I'm an honored guest. It's not too late for our village to welcome you, so why bother?" Village leader Lu laughed, and ordered others to clean up a few clean wooden buildings for Da Kui. Living with Wang Xiyuan and others, he hurriedly left.
Da Kui, Wang Xiyuan and others walked all the way to the village under the leadership of the villagers. On the way, Wang Xiyuan asked quietly: "What's going on?" Lu Binglan was frightened, pointed at Da Kui and said that Da Kui was a monster, and there was nothing wrong with it. The wind came, so Wang Xiyuan wanted to find out.
Da Kui smiled and did not answer, but stretched out his right hand and spread his palm. When the moonlight and the torch on his entourage illuminated Wang Xiyuan's hand, he saw clearly that there was actually a frog in Da Kui's hand.
It turned out that Da Kui was focused on rectifying Lu Binglan, but he caught a frog in the rice field and put the frog in his mouth when he returned to the table. Da Kui deliberately held his breath and the frog in his mouth was naturally stuffy. When he pretended to talk to Lu Binglan, , the frog opened its mouth and stretched out its head to breathe. When Lu Binglan saw the frog sticking its head out, she mistakenly thought that Da Kui's tongue had eyes and claws.
Don't say that Lu Binglan is a prostitute, even men who don't know what she is doing will be scared into cold sweats when they see her. Especially at night, when the lights are dim, this trick really has a miraculous effect.
Wang Xiyuan couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw that Da Kui was still childlike at his age.
"Oh, Mr. Zhang is really an old naughty boy," Wang Xiyuan laughed and scolded Dakui, but Dakui didn't take it seriously.
"Master Wang is unaware of something. He must not be serious about everything. He must behave with a worldly mentality and do things with a worldly mentality," Dakui said meaningfully.
Wang Xiyuan, however, disagreed: "At this young age, you should control your stubbornness. You must know that Lu Binglan is a prostitute. How can Mr. Zhang care about her?" Wang Xiyuan's words hinted that Da Kui had gone too far. .
But Dakui smiled and said indifferently: "You can't be careless when doing things, let alone be too serious." Dakui pondered for a while before adding: "Master Wang wants to say that playing with things will lose one's ambition, and playing with people will lose one's morality, hahahaha," Wang Xiyuan didn't speak, but he didn't refute either.
(ps: You may be familiar with the phrase "playing with things loses one's ambition", and this sentence was originally preceded by the sentence "playing with people loses one's morality". They come from the ancient classic "Shangshu". About three thousand years ago, King Wu of Zhou After King Zhou of Shang was eliminated, his power spread all over the world. A barbarian state in the west paid tribute to a mastiff dog, which was more than four feet tall. It could read people's thoughts, was powerful and good at fighting. It was very different from the dogs in the Central Plains at that time. Zhao Gongshi, who was serving as the Taibao at that time, was worried that King Wu would neglect his political affairs because of his love for this dog, so he wrote an article called "The Traveling Mastiff", warning King Wu not to "play with people to lose morality, and to play with animals to lose morale." This article is recorded in "Shang Shu? Zhou Shu".
Playing with people here means not respecting the personality of others, bullying and teasing others at will. Playing with things means indulging in the things you like to the point of being unable to extricate yourself. Zhao Gongxi believes that a virtuous monarch is not Will insult other people's personality. If you insult a gentleman, the gentleman will not do his best for your career; if you insult a villain, the villain will not work hard for your career. He likes to play. If a human monarch loses the heart of a gentleman and the power of a villain, it will be difficult to maintain his dominance. As for playthings, the monarch spends a lot of energy and time on the things he likes. She also cares about political affairs,)
Dakui continued: "Being in a game-like state of mind is the foundation of being a human being. You must be aware that the authorities are confused and you must always put yourself outside the world. This is my opinion."
Wang Xiyuan was very upright and said: "Lu Binglan is a prostitute after all."
Dakui chuckled and said, "Isn't it harmful to women to be pregnant?"