"That's right." Chen Cong snapped his fingers, "I'll ask someone to buy a wig, some clothes, and some makeup on my face and it'll be fine!"
Ouyang Yu stared at Chen Cong blankly, saying nothing.
"Hey, don't stare at me like this, okay? You're not stupid, are you?"
Only then did Ouyang Yu blink his eyes, "Do you think... I might do such a shameful thing!?" Which sentence was shouted out later?
"Holy shit, please keep your voice down." Li Shiyu said scornfully from the side. He had the phone in his hand and didn't even know who he was talking to.
"But... this kind of thing is really impossible!" Ouyang Yu straightened his back at this time. "You don't want me to dress up as a woman, do you?"
"Huh? You have a good idea. It would be best if you could dress up as a woman."
"Not bad, your sister!"
"Is life more important or face?"
"That is dignity, and dignity must be defended to the death!"
"Do you respect your sister?" Chen Cong knocked Ouyang Yu on the head directly. "Who knows you when you put on makeup? You still look like a man after you take off the makeup!"
"Ah?" Ouyang Yu thought for a moment, then punched Chen Cong. "Damn, you're right."
"That's it, I'll ask someone to get ready." After Chen Cong finished speaking, he picked up the phone again, and Li Shiyu just hung up the phone at this time. Damn, you guys have cooperated, right?
"Ouyang Yu, I just asked a friend of mine from an airline company. From yesterday to this morning, there were 427 passengers flying from Hong Kong to Beijing, 387 of whom were male." Li Shiyu paused here and said, "Generally, people who fly
Everyone has luggage, and among those 387 people, only 187 people brought luggage and passed the security check. If you think about it, excluding 187 people, there are exactly 200 people, which happens to be an integer. You know what it means."
Sure enough, it was the People's Liberation Army. They could even find out such things. Ouyang Yu sighed, "200 people, that's several times more than last time, right? We only have a dozen people in total..."
"Yes, so the situation is very serious now."
"Then what should we do?"
"Chen Cong just asked you to dress up as a woman, right?"
"Damn, you're doing two things on the phone!"
"Being a soldier is a must." Li Shiyu smiled proudly. "Well, if you want to disguise yourself as a man, then go out and take a taxi back to the military area. Because they know who among us are from the People's Liberation Army. They
There must be a guy among them who has strong reconnaissance ability."
"What?" Ouyang Yu looked at Li Shiyu blankly again. "You want me to take a taxi alone? Then I have no protection and have to make a fool of myself alone?" An ugly image suddenly appeared in Ouyang Yu's mind.
The incomparable woman made a masculine voice and said to the driver, "Master, go to the military area. Here, I will give you money." Damn it, she has become a ld dinosaur!
"What are you afraid of? We will ensure that the Sun Wukong we transform into you will not be able to recognize you."
"exaggerate!"
Ouyang Yu directly glanced at Li Shiyu. At this time, Chen Cong also hung up the phone. He probably had already asked someone to prepare, but the difficulty was that he had to do something that he had never thought of in his life. He felt embarrassed just thinking about it.
.but there is no other way,
After a long time, two people came in from the door, holding bags in their hands, "Come on, here are the wigs and clothes."
Another picked up the bag of "Rouge Gouache!"
"Holy shit, can you be louder?" Ouyang Yu really wanted to drive an S car and hitch this person to the back of the car as a tailgate.
"Stop talking nonsense, take the money." Chen Cong took out a dozen big bills from his wallet and gave them to the two people. "Let's go in." Chen Cong directly pulled Ouyang Yu into the toilet, and together they
Li Shiyu also went in. Don't worry about the door, someone is guarding it.
Within a minute, he took out everything and started putting makeup on Ouyang Yu.
"Ouyang Yu, why don't you wear gel when you come out to compete? It's hard to even put on a wig."
"It's not that simple. Can't you just rinse it with water?" After saying that, Chen Cong directly pressed Ouyang Yu's head into the basin. He turned on the faucet and rinsed it!
"Are you slaughtering a cow?" Ouyang Yu struggled,
"Don't make any noise, it's done."
Three minutes later,
"Be careful, your eyelashes are very important."
"Wow, it turns out that all beauties use this guy?"
"Otherwise, do you think someone can really grow eyelashes that long?" Li Shiyu looked at Chen Cong with contempt and said, "Here, eye shadow."
"Wow, this lipstick is still pink, it tastes so strong."
"Come on, come on, don't be so stuffy, okay? Spray some of that perfume on him as soon as possible."
Ten minutes later,
"Wow, I thought it was a skirt. I didn't expect it to be super short jeans,"
Li Shiyu looked at the pants and thought, "You don't have any foot hair, do you?"
Ouyang Yu originally didn't say a word, but now he raised his head and looked at him, "What do you think?"
"Damn, you might as well wear a skirt." Unexpectedly, as soon as Li Shiyu finished speaking, Ouyang Yu's eyes immediately stared at him as if he wanted to kill someone, and Li Shiyu suddenly started to sweat.
"Okay, let's leave it like that. The hair on my feet isn't very long, and I can tell at a glance that I'm a child who lacks nutrition."
15 minutes later,
"Wow, it's so beautiful!"
"I always feel like there's something missing." Li Shiyu thought again, "I said... can you smile?" Li Shiyu pulled up the corner of Ouyang Yu's mouth with his hand, "Hey~ yes. That's what it looks like!"
"Why are you crying? Don't lose your makeup again." Ouyang Yu looked at himself in front of the mirror with an expression like a dead father, feeling indescribable pain.
30 minutes later,
The two of them gave Ouyang Yu some time to adjust to the state of being a human being. He would get used to it after a while and stop looking like his dead father.
——On the playing field, outside the field.
"Damn it, why didn't this kid come out even after he finished the competition?" Lin Yu stood on the roof of a building and stamped his feet.
"Learn to be calm, your flesh won't run away." Tang Zhongtian said calmly,
"I'm looking down on your sister, are you stupid? Are you stupid?" Lin Yu pushed Tang Zhongtian, "If he hasn't come out for so long, he probably knows that we are waiting here. Do you understand?"
Just know how to be calm and collected all day long, I will screw you."
"Irritated people usually die first." Tang Zhongtian patted his clothes without getting angry.
"Fuck you for giving birth to a son,"
"You gave birth to a daughter without chrysanthemums,"
"Okay!" A roar rang out, and the person standing behind Tang Zhongtian and Lin Yu who spoke was none other than Renn. "Is it over yet? If you want to argue, I will argue with you all. Now is the time to do things, the time to avenge Ma Chuan.