The bed in this hospital is the same size as a bed in an ordinary hospital. It can only sleep for one person. Fortunately, Ouyang Yu and Yao Yuxi are not fat guys or girls. They are both slim enough, although there is still a little lack of space.
But there is no problem if you squeeze in. And there are iron frames on the left and right sides of the bed, so the chance of rolling out of the bed while sleeping is very small.
Since Yao Yuxi doesn't mind, Ouyang Yu won't refuse. Besides, he just sprayed the perfume a few times, so there should be no problem, right?
"Huh... so crowded." Ouyang Yu's first words after climbing onto the bed were this, feeling.
"Huh? Your sweat smells good?" The smell of Dai Xiaoqing's perfume was too strong. It was originally intended to cover up the smell of sweat, but it turned out to be fragrant.
"Uh... maybe my sweat glands are special. Haha~" Ouyang Yu didn't want Yao Yuxi to know that he had sprayed a woman's perfume, which would be embarrassing. But Yao Yuxi smelled it carefully and knew that it was the smell of Dai Xiaoqing, because just now
Dai Xiaoqing has been watching beside her. As a result, Yao Yuxi became angry again, "This is the smell of perfume on Qing'er! What's going on?"
"Ah?" Ouyang Yu was speechless when asked. How should he explain this? Or should he tell him frankly that he went to the girls' dormitory to take a shower?
"I asked you why I've been here for so long. It turns out you haven't had me in your heart. Did you do something shameful with Qing'er? Tell me, tell me." Yao Yuxi said loudly to Ouyang Yu. Ouyang Yu was forced
She reluctantly told the truth, "No, I just went to her dormitory to take a shower, and then..." But as soon as she said this, Yao Yuxi became angry again.
"Okay! How dare you go to her dormitory to take a shower! It seems that I forgave you before in vain, get out, get out!" Yao Yuxi said and pushed Ouyang Yu down with her hand, but the iron shelf over there was not
Made of glue. Yao Yuxi couldn't push it down no matter how hard she pushed it.
"Can you listen to what I say? I really didn't do anything. You have to believe me..." Even though Ouyang Yu said so, Yao Yuxi couldn't listen to anything and didn't want to listen to Ouyang Yu's explanation -
The whole bed was shaking. If there was someone under the bed, it would definitely be wrong.
Wait, are you thinking wrong? The pervert—Xu Feng. Ouyang Yu doesn’t know why, but the shadow of Xu Feng appears in his mind.
——A few months ago,
Dormitory 512 was still carrying out their own hobbies as usual, and the entire dormitory had always been deserted. It was not until Ouyang Yu won the "League Cup" championship that dormitory 512 began to become popular. And on that day when it was not yet popular...
"Master!!" Liu Guilong was crying today, lying on Xu Feng's lap and crying, "Master, my girlfriend said she wants to break up with me, what should I do? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
"Disciple, please don't be nervous. Please tell Master first why she broke up with you?" Xu Feng stroked Liu Guilong's head like an adult. The rest of the people suddenly felt a little nauseous...
"She...she said. I know how to play World of Warcraft all day long. I play whenever I have time, and I don't care about her. Wow..."
"I said you have some ambition, okay? You just like playing games. If you can't stand it, then it's better to give up on this woman. Look at our Ouyang Yu, who plays speeding cars every day. Her girlfriend is not bad.
You don’t even mention it, right Brother Ouyang?” Liang Chao said with contempt for Liu Guilong.
"Yes, yes." Ouyang Yu is currently preparing for the UEFA Cup game. He has no time to chat with them so much. He just said "yes" and nothing happened.
"Brother Liang, what you said is wrong. How many women today are like Yao Yuxi? What's more, it's not easy for my disciple to find a girlfriend with such a handsome face. You just... have some moral integrity." I said.
Come on, who should have some moral integrity? You blatantly say that someone’s parents are not good-looking, but you have the nerve to say that someone has some moral integrity.
"Then Master, what should I do?" Even though he was "stepped on" by Xu Feng, he still begged Xu Feng shamelessly.
"Don't be anxious, disciple, let me do your fortune telling first." Xu Feng started to pretend to be a Taoist priest again, and he didn't know what he was making with his fingers.
"Tch, childish!" Liang Chao looked at her with contempt again. Xu Feng counted for about 30 seconds, then looked at Liu Guilong and said, "Master, let me ask you first, if you make your girlfriend angry, how will you comfort her?"
"I will buy a gift for her, I will make her happy, I will..." Liu Guilong wanted to continue, but Xu Feng looked very unhappy and immediately cursed, "Stop! You pig head!"
"What? Then what should I do?"
"When you make her angry, you should not coax her. Instead, you should pull her to the wall and kiss her wildly! Do you understand?" Xu Fengyi said and everyone was shocked. "Wow, you
If you are brave enough, this method will work?" Even though Ouyang Yu was playing with the speed car, he was still shocked by Xu Feng's words.
"Who am I? I am Xu Feng, my disciple, you are right to listen to me. Just do what I say!" Xu Feng ordered Liu Guilong, Liu Guilong hesitated for a moment and then immediately saluted, "Yes!"
"Come, let's make a bet. Xu Feng's trick will definitely not work. I'll read a hundred." Liang Chao said with a smile, holding the one hundred yuan.
"I bet too."
"I bet too." In the end, except for Xu Feng and Liu Guilong, all four people in dormitory 512 believed that Xu Feng's trick didn't work.
"Very good, you each have one hundred, right? I'll give you four hundred!" Four hundred-yuan bills were smashed down with a "pop" sound. "Just wait and lose. I, Xu Feng, have never failed." Soon.
Yes, dormitory 512 ushered in the first big gamble. Xu Feng was very confident that he could take the four hundred yuan as his own, but Ouyang Yu and the others did not think that such a bad trick that they had never heard of before could succeed.
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The answer will be revealed soon. The night before, Liu Guilong "broke in" with a strong murderous look on his face. Seeing this, Ouyang Yu smiled secretly...
"Xu Feng...what are you here for?" Liu Guilong said in super-standard Mandarin. Oh my God, anger made him reincarnate?
"What am I here for? I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and came to Shanghai to learn from the scriptures." Xu Feng still had a confident expression on his face.
"You!" Liu Guilong walked up to Xu Feng, and suddenly he knelt down and said, "God~"
"Na!? Ni!?" Except for Xu Feng, everyone couldn't believe what they saw. Liu Guilong knelt in front of Xu Feng and called him... "the man of God"? The fact was before his eyes.
Obviously, Xu Feng's method was a great success, and Liu Guilong saved her girlfriend. Now she is sharing happiness with Xu Feng, and Xu Feng is also listening to Liu Guilong with a smile on his face. In fact, he is laughing at the four hundred people in his heart.