Shi Qian looked at the black-faced officers and soldiers who were so bluffed that half of their souls were lost. He couldn't help but smile like a mischievous person. He flicked the flesh on his face, raised his leg and kicked him away from a distance, and said viciously: "Go away,"
As he spoke, Shi Qian turned around and asked the head catcher who was surrounded by soldiers, saying: "What kind of nerves do you have? If you don't go home to hug your wife after dark, why are you here to touch the shrimps?"
The head catcher listened to Shi Qian's question and did not dare to neglect. He stood in front of Shi Qian respectfully and said honestly: "The imperial court has issued a decree to arrest the rebel thieves in Huayin County. Don't you know?" Have you heard?"
"You don't have to talk nonsense like this. I naturally know the will of the imperial court. I don't need you to make noises. Hey, let me ask you, what are you doing here in the dark?" Shi Qian frowned and revealed a look. His face showed impatience.
The arrester saw that this official had a very bad temper and had a lot of airs, but he had seen a lot of senior officials in Shaanxi County, and there were many such domineering ones, so he nodded and bowed in front of him without being angry, and said: "Young man We were ordered to come here to interrogate that group of thieves, but we accidentally disturbed the adults, and the little one felt really uneasy."
Huh, Shi Qian snorted coldly and said, "You are here to catch the rebellious thieves in Huayin County."
"That's right," the catcher said, not knowing that Shi Qian's words were a trap, so he agreed.
After Shi Qian heard this, he immediately became angry and slapped the head catcher twice. The slaps made the man's eyes filled with stars, and he almost fell into the river with a smile on his face.
The head catcher was slapped by Shi Qian until he was dizzy. He was so dazed that he didn't know why. The beating was incomprehensible. Before he could realize what was going on, Shi Qian yelled: "Thank you for your words, come and arrest him." Rebellious thieves, you think they think you are all idiots, huh, tell me, can you catch them?"
After being scolded by Shi Qian like this, the head catcher dared to say that he could catch him. He immediately changed his mind and followed Shi Qian's wishes and said: "My lord, you are really sharp-eyed and discerning. You guys are just idiots. It's okay to frighten the people. But when it comes to catching traitors, that’s absolutely useless.”
When Shi Qian heard this, he felt secretly happy in his heart, but it didn't show on his face at all. Instead, he put on a straight face and became very angry. Dadi waved his hand and slapped the head catcher twice loudly. He was so frightened that he even The soldiers nearby all jumped in shock.
"I have no ability. I call you incompetent. The imperial court spends money to support a bunch of losers like you. No wonder it makes people rebel." As he spoke, Shi Qian put on an extremely indignant look, and his chest heaved violently with his breathing. Ups and downs, as if a huge energy was gathering there and was about to explode. Shi Qian cut his eyes at the brim of his felt hat and glanced at the soldiers around him. Those who touched Shi Qian's vicious Everyone who looked at him shuddered, fearing that Shi Qian would be angry with him, so he couldn't help but move his steps slightly and retreated.
Shi Qian continued to scold: "You guys are like this. Don't say those traitors won't come. Even if they do come, you can't stop them. One by one, they are like that... that..."
Shi Qian's tone was very urgent and he wanted to use a word to describe it, but at the end of the sentence he couldn't think of a suitable one. At this moment, the catcher hurriedly bowed and added: "We are just the losers."
Shi Qian glanced at him coldly and cursed: "It's not just a rice bucket, I think it's a toilet. They will bully these unarmed fishermen one by one. Wasn't it very brave just now? If the people from Shaohua Mountain kill In front of you, huh, I don't even dare to put a fart, I would have just greased the soles of my shoes and escaped," Shi Qian cursed again, picked up the sword again, patted the heads of the officers and soldiers standing nearby, and hit them on the head. The hat on his head and the scabbard of his sword fell off, and he scolded: "I'm not telling you, it's okay if your skills are not good, and your brain is not bright either."
When the catcher heard this, his mind suddenly brightened up. Although he couldn't bear it, it was business to send this plague god away as soon as possible. After he took away the opportunity to make a fortune, he would not have to worry about having nowhere to look for him. He thought in his heart and reached out to touch He reached the bulging silk money bag at his waist, but before he could make a move, Shi Qian continued to curse: "You can't tell who is good and who is bad, right? I think you just go out without your eyes, waiting for people from Shaohua Mountain." Standing in front of you, you can’t even recognize me. People have scolded you miserably, and you still have to be a master to others.”
The catcher was so frightened by Shi Qian's scolding that large beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, flowing down his cheeks and into the corners of his mouth. It was salty and really unpleasant.
At this time, Shi Qian started scolding again and said: "Use grandpa's boat to make money. See if I look like a rebel. Come on, come on. Don't you have a portrait? Bring the torch closer and take a look at it. I am. This is not the person you want to arrest," Shi Qian said, then came over and tugged on the collar of the black-faced official, asking him to take the portrait for comparison.
The black-faced man looked at the ferocious looks of these people, and was afraid of getting punched again, so he tremblingly took out a thick pack of folded papers from his arms.
Shi Qian originally just wanted to frighten him so that they would not dare to speculate, but he did not expect that he went too far. Although Shi Qian had never seen how the government painted him, he had seen Jina beside the city gate in the past. The notice offering a reward could not help but regret it at this moment. Once the black-faced official opened the portrait for comparison, how could the drama continue, and he would have to be a gangster.
Just when Shi Qian's heart was in his throat, he saw the black-faced man was about to unfold the portrait of the arrest. The head catcher also happened to step forward, snatched the portrait away, kneaded it together and threw it into the river. He raised his hand and slapped the black-faced officer hard, and scolded: "Asshole, you are so blind that you don't even look at the majesty of the majesty. You don't have the aura of a bandit, and you dare to compare the majesty with the bandit." Bi, if you don’t want to feel better, you have to go home and farm, right?”
The dark-faced official covered his face with one hand and stood aside in aggrieved manner, nodding his head. Shi Qian felt very satisfied when he looked at it, and it was natural to snicker inwardly.
"Sir, you guys are ignorant, I'm really sorry for making you laugh," the catcher apologized in a meek voice.
Shi Qian pretended to be indifferent and ungrateful and said, "Don't compare and contrast."
"No, no, although the young man has poor eyesight and not much ability, he is devoted to the safety of the imperial court. I have been looking at the portraits of those bandits every day, and I already know it clearly. You are definitely not a majestic person," The head catcher said what he said very well, he was modest in the open and flattering in secret, and even slightly flattered the lord.
Shi Qian sneered and said, "You should watch carefully. If you miss the bandits, it will make you look good."
"Young man, look carefully. Your Majesty, it's really not true. It was the young ones who misunderstood before," the official said and apologized for a while.
Shi Qian looked at the head catcher, stepped aside and said, "Then why don't you go in and throw something else?"
"I don't dare, I don't dare even if I have nine heads," the catcher said, shaking his round head like a rattle.
Shi Qian nodded, turned his back, and was about to enter the lower cabin.
The catcher didn't know what Shi Qian meant. He could either leave or stay for a while. Just when he was embarrassed, Shi Qian turned to his side and cursed: "If it's not the case, why are you still staying on my boat?" You're looking for death, aren't you? It's delayed official business and made you walk around without food."
When the catcher heard this, he was immediately overjoyed. He waved his hand to gather his troops, and the group of people ran straight to the bottom of the boat. Unexpectedly, before the catcher could get away, he heard Shi Qian's voice again in his mind. Then it rang.
"stop,"
The head catcher was startled by the sound, and immediately stopped his steps. His whole body felt as if he was petrified, and his heart suddenly became confused. God knows what other tricks this nightmarish Tou Tou could use, and the man was extremely nervous. , streaks of cold sweat flowed down his back, and he turned around stiffly, still facing Shi Qian with a smiling face, and said respectfully: "Do you have any other instructions, sir?"
"What do you think this place is? You come here with your pants up when you want to come, and leave when you want to leave and pat your butt," Shi Qian scolded angrily.
The catcher had an idea again, and quickly took off the money bag from his waist, put his hands into Shi Qian's hands, and said, "You guys got these this night, I hope you will accept it."
Shi Qian took the money bag and weighed it in his hand. It seemed that there were dozens of taels. Then he waved his hand and said, "Go away," and drove them off the boat.
When the boatman pushed the boat far away and could no longer see the lights of the government on the shore, Shi Qian walked up to the stunned boatman. The young man was beaten and said to the government. People were very fearful. They had just seen Shi Qian's ruthless appearance again. Now that he was coming, he couldn't help but feel fear in his heart.
Unexpectedly, Shi Qian walked up to them, changed his tone completely, and said very kindly: "What they beat you, I paid back double for you. Here," Shi Qian put the bag of silver in his hand He threw it to the older boatman and said, "I'll leave this bag of silver for you. They broke it and I don't have the money to compensate you."
Shi Qian was afraid that the boatman would be suspicious of his identity, so although his tone softened, his words and sentences still contained a touch of ruthlessness. After speaking, Shi Qian returned to the lower cabin without saying a word, leaving only The two boatmen burst into tears of gratitude.
Regarding Shi Qian's performance, Shi Jin blew out the rape lamp in the lower cabin and saw the situation outside clearly. He couldn't help but laugh at the ugly behavior of those officials of the Song Dynasty, but he admired Shi Qian's cleverness even more. Jia, when I saw Shi Qian come in, I was very happy. I imitated the flattery tone of the head catcher and joked with him: "We are waiting for you, sir."