Chapter 44: Wu Song Drunkly Beats Jiang Menshen (2)
Let's say that Shi En and Wu Song left Ping'an Village and went out from the east gate of Mengzhou. After walking three to five hundred steps, they saw a wine shop along the official road. A window was stuck out in front of the eaves, and the two A servant who was picky about food was already waiting there. He graciously invited Wu Song to sit inside. The servant had already set down the food and sifted the wine.
Wu Song said: "Don't use these small cups to fool people into eating. Just use a big bowl to sift and pour out only three bowls." After hearing this, the servant immediately put down the big bowl, picked up the wine and poured out the wine.
Wu Song was not humble and ate three bowls in a row. He got up and walked out without saying a word. The servant hurriedly packed up the utensils and ran forward.
Wu Song said with a smile: "I just went to warm my stomach. Let's go to the front and have three more bowls." After saying that, the two of them left the restaurant and came out.
It was the weather in July, the scorching heat was not gone, and the golden wind suddenly blew up. The two of them untied their clothes and could not walk a mile.
After many roads, they came to a place that was neither a village nor a country. Wu Song raised his eyes and saw a wine flag, sticking out high in the woods. When the two came to the woods to look, it was a small tavern selling village mash. , Shi En stood still and asked cautiously: "This is a village mash shop, does it count as a sight?"
Wu Song smiled and said: "It's Jiuwang. You have to drink three bowls. If you don't have three bowls, you can't go."
Shi En had no choice but to come in and sit down. The servant arranged wine bowls and fruits. Wu Song ate three bowls in a row before getting up and leaving. The servant hurriedly collected the firewood and other things and hurried away. The two men could not leave the shop. When they came to the door, they had not walked more than a mile or two, and they saw another hotel on the road. Wu Song came in, ate three more bowls, waved his hand to wipe the wine stains from the corner of his mouth, and left the table.
In this way, Wu Song and Shi En were walking forward together. When they came to a hotel, they went in and had three big bowls of food. They had also eaten in about ten restaurants. When Shi En looked at Wu Song, his feet were firm, his steps were steady, and his appearance Not very drunk.
Wu Song still smiled and asked Shi En, "How far is it from here to Happy Forest?"
Shi En said: "Not much, just in front, you can see the forest from a distance,"
Wu Song glanced in the direction Shi En pointed, and he had a rough idea in his mind, so he said: "Now that I've arrived, wait for me somewhere else and don't show up. I'll go find him trouble myself and tell him this for you." Evil spirit, you just have to watch the show in the dark,"
After hearing this, Shi En felt that this was appropriate, so he said: "This is the best. I have my own place to live. I hope my brother cares about it and must not underestimate the enemy."
Wu Song said: "It doesn't matter. You just need to ask the servant to see me off. When there is a hotel ahead, I will still have to drink. The rule of 'three bowls is not enough' cannot be broken."
Shi En agreed immediately and asked his servants to send Wu Song to the front. Shi En left and it went out.
Wu Song had not traveled more than three or four miles, and had eaten about ten bowls of wine. It was already noon time, the sky was hot, but there was a slight breeze. Wu Song was just drunk, and when he was blown by the wind, he immediately surged up. It was so hot that he couldn't help but spread out his shirt, revealing his strong chest muscles. Although he was carrying about 50% of alcohol, he pretended to be very drunk, leaning forward and backward, staggering this way and that, and stumbled to the forest.
The servant had long since given up any hope when he saw Wu Song like this. He couldn't even walk well, and he was able to beat Jiang Menshen. This was just a joke. He had to stay away soon, so that he wouldn't get beaten and hurt everyone, so , the servant pointed forward with his hand and said: "Look, the T-junction ahead is the Jiang Menshen Hotel."
Wu Song took a drunken look and said, "Now that we're here, you go and hide far away. When I defeat you, you can come back."
Those servants had long wanted to leave, but they listened immediately, quickly packed up the cups and plates, and left.
Wu Song immediately grabbed the back of the forest and saw a strong man wearing a white shirt, holding a fly whisk and sitting under the green locust tree to enjoy the cool air. Wu Song pretended to be drunk and looked sideways. Look, I thought to myself: "This big man must be Chiang Kai-shek."
Wu Song thought like this, and was about to take action, hold the guy down and beat him to death. However, when he thought about it, he felt that it was a bit reckless. If he made a mistake, it would be a trivial matter to scare the snake. If he hurt innocent people, then Wouldn't it be a mockery of the world?
Therefore, Wu Song still thought about finding the wine and meat shop. If it were Chiang Menshen, he would come to the door. At that moment, he could not walk thirty or fifty steps when he saw a big hotel on the other side of a T-shaped intersection. There was a large hotel in front of the eaves. A wine pick, with a wine grape hanging on it, had four big characters written on it, saying: "Heyang Fengyue". When he turned around to look at it, there were two gold-pinned flags on the green railing in front of the door; each held five gold flags. In gold letters, it is written: "The world is vast when drunk, and the sun and moon are long in the pot." There is a meat case on one side, an anvil, and a family man who operates the knife; there is a kitchen stove for steaming and making steamed buns and burning firewood; there is a word inside. There are three large wine vats, half buried in the ground, with each vat containing more than half of the vat of wine. In the middle is a cabinet. Sitting inside is a young woman who was married to Chiang Kai-shek when he first came to Mengzhou. My concubine was originally the top performer in Xiwazili who sang various palace tunes.
Wu Song looked at it, looked drunk, ran into the hotel, sat on a seat opposite the cabinet, put his hands on the table, and stared at the woman without turning his eyes. The woman saw, I felt that this man's eyes were really hot, and I felt very uncomfortable at the moment, so I turned my head and looked away.
When Wu Song looked at the shop, there were five or seven bartenders working as bartenders. Wu Song banged on the table and shouted: "Sell wine."
Where is the master’s house?”
A bartender in charge came and looked at Wu Song and said: "Guest, how much wine do you want to drink?"
Wu Song said: "Two jiao of wine, let's try some first."
The bartender went to the counter and asked the woman to scoop out two dimes of wine.
He poured it into the bucket, boiled a bowl and said, "Guest, taste the wine."
Wu Song picked it up and smelled it, frowned, shook his head and said: "No, no, let's change the future."
Seeing that he was drunk, the bartender came to the counter and said, "Madam, give him some at will." The woman took it, poured the wine, and scooped out some fine wine. The bartender took it and boiled another bowl. Come.
Wu Song smacked his lips when he brought it up and said, "This wine is not good either. I'll give it to you if I change it soon."
The bartender swallowed his anger, took the wine to the counter, and said: "Madam, just give him something good at random. Don't be as knowledgeable as him. This guest is drunk and just wants to make trouble, so give him something better." "The woman scooped out another good, colored wine and brought it to the bartender. The bartender put the bucket in front of him and heated another bowl.
Wu Song ate it and said, "This wine is a bit interesting," and asked, "It's too much, what's your master's name?"
The bartender replied: "My surname is Jiang,"
Wu Song said: "But why is your surname not Li?" After hearing this, the woman said: "This guy is drunk, why come here to ask for wildfire?"
The bartender said: "Seeing that he is a foreign barbarian, I have no choice but to fart somewhere."
Wu Song heard this clearly and asked: "What did you say?"
The bartender said: "Let's talk among ourselves. Guest, please leave it alone and eat your wine."
Wu Song said: "Waiter, ask the woman on your counter to come down and have wine with me. Only then will the food be delicious."
The bartender shouted: "Nonsense, this is the master's wife, how could you be so unreasonable?"
Wu Song said: "It's my master's wife. It doesn't matter where you are, you can have a drink with me. It's the blessing of the door-god Jiang."
The woman was furious when she heard this, and cursed: "You deserve to be stabbed a thousand times, you damn thief. If you don't open your eyes wide open and see where this is, you dare to despise your mother." After saying that, she pushed open the cabinet and stood in front of her. Wait for Ben to come out.
Wu Song had already taken off his earth-colored shirt and put the upper part in his arms. Then he poured the barrel of wine on the ground and snatched it into the cupboard so that he could catch the woman. Wu Song tightened his hands and grabbed the woman. The woman was hugged so tightly that she couldn't even struggle to get free. Wu Song was
He caught the waist with one hand, crushed Guan'er to pieces with the other, grabbed the bun, and lifted the body out of the cabinet to look at the wine vat.
As soon as she was thrown in, there was a thumping sound, and the woman was thrown straight into the big wine vat.
Wu Song stepped out from in front of the counter. Several bartenders with more agile hands and feet rushed out and rushed towards Wu Song. Lift one over, hold it with both hands, and throw it into the big wine vat. Then he pokes it in. Another bartender rushes over, lifts the head, and throws it into the wine vat. There are two more. The bartender came and punched me.
Wu Song knocked them all down with one kick. The first three people were struggling in the three wine tanks, while the two people behind were knocked down and unable to crawl on the wine floor. The Huo family were beaten until they were pissed and ran away in fear. one.
Wu Song saw this in his eyes and thought to himself: "That guy will definitely report to Chiang Kai-shek, so I will pick him up and knock him down on the road to look good and make everyone smile."
Wu Song strode out, and the Huo family member rushed to report to Jiang Meng Shen. Jiang Meng Shen was surprised when he saw it.
He kicked over the chair, threw away the fly whisk, and stood up. Wu Song happened to meet him and bumped into him on the broad road.
Although Jiang Menshen is tall, he has recently been intoxicated by wine and sex, and has weakened his body. He took that surprise first. He ran towards the future without stopping. How could he be as strong as Wu Songhu and have the intention to plot against him? When Jiang Meng Shen saw Wu Song, he first deceived him into drunkenness and only rushed in.
It was too late to say that, but soon, Wu Song first raised two fists to hit Jiang Menshen's face, then suddenly turned around and walked away. Jiang Menshen was furious and tried to grab him, but Wu Song kicked him up and hit Jiang Menshen in the lower abdomen. He stepped forward, pressed his hands, and then squatted down. Wu Song jumped up and came over. His right foot had already kicked up and flew straight to Jiang Menshen.
On the forehead, he kicked in the middle, looked back and fell down. Wu Song took a step forward, stepped on his chest, and lifted the vinegar bowl.
With a small fist, hit Jiang Menshen on the head. As I said before, when hitting Jiang Menshen with his hands, make a shadow of his fist first.
Then he turned around, but his left foot flew up first; when he was kicked, he turned around, and then flew up his right foot; this pounce is famous, and it calls out
Doing "Jade Ring Step, Mandarin Duck Kick",,, this is Wu Song's true talent and learning in his life, it is no small matter, it beat Jiang Menshen to the ground and cried for mercy.
Wu Song shouted: "If you want me to spare your life, you only need to do three things from me."
Chiang Door-god was on the ground, shouting: "Hero, spare me, don't mention three things, even three hundred things, I can still get it,"