Along the way, Shi Qian only looked for local wealthy businessmen or local officials who were on duty. They used their skills to eat, drink and have fun. In the end, they had to take some before leaving. Of course, these all happened quietly without anyone knowing. Along the way, Not only did people enjoy eating and drinking freely and happily during the period, but strange things happened frequently wherever they passed. Not only did the common people have something to talk about and laugh about, but the upper class also left awe of the green forest.
Without further ado, Shi Qian arrived at Jizhou Prefecture that day. As he was passing by in the alley, he was deeply attracted by the fragrance of wine, which unknowingly disturbed the fragrance hidden in Shi Qian’s tongue. A greedy heart for wine.
Whose family has such good wine, I'm afraid it's not an ordinary family, Shi Qian thought, and followed the aroma of the wine to the bottom of the wall, climbed up and down the wall, and quietly walked into the room along the wall. , uncovered a piece of tile and took a look, oh, good guy, there are these trays in this room, where are the strange fruits, strange vegetables and various vegetarian dishes hidden in daily life, all lined up. Chuntai.
I saw a beautiful and fair-skinned young woman saying with a charming smile: "Senior brother, why do you need to drink wine? Since you are here, you should be a slave to entertain me, but now you are disturbing me."
When Shi Qian heard it, it turned out that the aroma of wine really came from here, but he didn't know where the head of the family came from to have such rare melons and fruits. Shi Qian saw the beautiful young woman's flirtatious eyes, and turned toward the beautiful young woman. Xiang Fang looked over, wanting to see which high-ranking official had such a grand ostentation. It didn't matter. Seeing this, Shi Qian was secretly surprised. The beautiful young woman winking at her was actually looking at a head. The bald monk.
I saw that the monk was also smiling evilly, and his serious face could not hide the romantic spirit in his bones. Shi Qian became more and more curious as he looked at it. Then he listened carefully to what the monk said: "I heard that the class has good wine, so I brought some specially. , It’s not etiquette, it’s just a show of indifference. Since the class is no longer there, let’s offer a bowl to my godfather and sister first.”
While they were talking, I saw a young monk pouring wine into a cup. The bald thief said, "I haven't seen you for a long time. Let's try this wine."
When Shi Qian looked over there, he saw this old man sitting above the beautiful woman. Shi Qian sneered and nodded to himself, thinking that no wonder this bald guy was pretending.
The old man smelled the sweetness of the wine and couldn't help but feel refreshed. He raised the bowl to drink and sighed: "Good wine, it is really fragrant and sweet."
Thief Bald said with a flattering face: "If godfather likes it, I will send someone to send some more. The day before yesterday, a donor's family got the recipe for making this wine, so he made three to five stones of rice and hid it in the temple. There are plenty of them in the cellar, and I will send a few more bottles to your son-in-law tomorrow."
The old man said: "My son-in-law will definitely be happy."
The thief bald smiled, turned around and advised: "You have nothing to offer me, my virtuous lady, just have a drink."
Shi Qian looked at the room carefully and thought to himself, this is the key point, this thief is bald and still pretending.
After hearing this, the beautiful young woman drank happily. The monk watched eagerly as the beautiful young woman drank it all. Then he came to persuade the young monk to drink. The young monk took turns sifting the wine. Not only did the old man drink a lot, but also the old man drank a lot. The maid next to the beautiful young woman was also persuaded to have a few drinks.
When the jar of wine was about to run out, the beautiful young woman delicately put her hair hanging down behind her ears, held her forehead and said: "Just drink the wine here, if you drink any more, I'm afraid "Want to faint,"
The monk was not willing to let go. He turned to the old man and said, "Godfather, since I enjoy this drink, I will have fun no matter what, and please drink a few more glasses to your heart's content."
Shi Qian saw this in his eyes and said in his heart: This guy is a thief. He is either a traitor or a thief. He thought that he would continue to look down patiently.
I saw that the old man couldn't help but drink two more glasses, but he didn't expect that the monk's wine was very overbearing, and he couldn't hold back his drunkenness after drinking two more glasses.
The monk looked at it and told the young monk standing next to him: "Help your godfather to go to sleep."
The young monk agreed and helped the old man to sleep in a cold clean room without saying a word. Shi Qian looked at it and sneered in his heart and said: This guy is very clever. It turns out that the bald thief is so dishonest.
The monk here watched the old man being helped away, then moved his body, sat down next to the beautiful young woman, and advised: "Madam, please have another drink to your heart's content."
The beautiful young woman glanced at the monk seductively, and all the thoughts in her heart were caught in this hazy autumn wave. Then she asked knowingly in her mouth with a sweet voice: "Senior brother, why are you just asking me to drink?"
The bald man leaned close to the beautiful young woman and said in a low voice: "I just respect my wife,"
The beautiful young woman smiled charmingly, then she covered her mouth and pretended to be shy and said: "I don't want to drink anymore. Remember a few days ago, you didn't need me for anything."
After hearing this, the thief bald Ningmei immediately understood. He straightened his brows and said, "I promise to give my lady a palmistry."
The beautiful young woman said, "I was about to do my palm reading when I remembered that there was something in my heart that I wanted Senior Brother Yang to do." After that, she led the thief to the upstairs bedroom, which was a bedroom. The decorations are very neat.
Shi Qian, who was hiding in the dark, also climbed up one level along the eaves outside, reached the top, hid behind the eaves, uncovered a piece of tile, and looked inside, only to see two people standing there. , the distance is not far or close, but it is still ambiguous. Originally, Shi Qian did not want to meddle in such noisy matters, but after hearing what he just said, this woman has a husband after all, and she is having an affair with that monk. This matter does not matter. Whether it was customs or rules, there was no mercy. Shi Qian felt a little unfair in his heart, so he wanted to take the opportunity to make them make a fool of themselves. The more their scandals were covered up, the more Shi Qian tried to find ways to expose them.
The woman tenderly stretched out her slender hand in front of the bald man and said, "Please show me your palm, how much blessing there is in this fortune."
Zebald looked at the beautiful young woman's tender hands, and couldn't help but salivate with joy, but he said softly: "Ask Ying'er to go down, and I'll show it to you."
After listening, Yingying smiled and turned around and ordered: "Ying'er, please go down and wait for me to wake up. Don't get cold." Ying'er agreed and went downstairs to see the old man.
When the thief saw that Ying'er had left, he immediately stepped forward and closed the door.
** Sitting on the edge of the bed coquettishly, he said with a smile: "Brother, what are you doing with the door closed? In broad daylight, if my husband-in-law comes back, wouldn't it be..."
The bald thief was full of lust, and he immediately moved forward to hug the girl, gently covered the bright red mouth with his hand, and said: "My love for the lady has not diminished in ten years. I have made my thoughts for you all these years. It’s so rare to be here with my wife today. I can’t play the flute every night, and I’m not allowed to sleep on her acacia bed. If I have this opportunity, please help me, little monk.”
** smiled and gently pushed the monk away and said: "You may know that my husband is not someone to be trifled with. He is a well-known figure in Jizhou Prefecture. If you want to lie to me, if he finds out, he will be killed. I won’t spare you,” he said, stretching out a long finger and tapping his bald and shiny forehead.
Shi Qian listened in the room and thought to himself, how could such a shameless person marry such a woman with such dignity? Shi Qian glared at the monk and cursed, "Look at what you are doing." Good thing.
Just when Shi Qian was thinking, the thief bald plopped down and knelt in front of the woman, frightening the beautiful young woman to shrink her legs. Her two little feet were hanging just in front of the thief bald. The thief bald saw Then he took off the beautiful young woman's shoes, held the pair of little feet in his hands, touched them back and forth, and begged: "My wife is pitiful, let's take this for the sake of our old relationship."
After hearing this, the lady straightened up her face, stretched out her hand, spread her fingers, and hit the monk, saying: "Every monk is good at pestering people, so I will slap you." Although the beautiful young woman slapped you He came over, but the monk, with oily hair and pink noodles, was quite handsome. Naturally, the beautiful young woman couldn't be cruel. However, Shi Qian didn't know this at all. The woman was just pretending, but in reality, this slap was nowhere to be found. The beating continued, but he took advantage of the situation and got into Thief Bald's arms.
The thief baldly smiled and said, "I'll let you beat me, I'm afraid my hand will hurt."
The beautiful young woman was so lustful that she hugged Thief Tu and said, "I can't really hit you." Thief then hugged the girl and moved forward to take off her clothes and belt.
The beautiful young woman felt so comfortable being kissed by the thief, but she was a careful person after all, and she had some scruples in her heart. She pushed away the monk and asked seriously: "Are you really not afraid of my husband coming back? He is very skilled. You can't even take a punch from him,"
The monk listened but his hands were not idle. He reached up and down into the beautiful woman's clothes, licked the beautiful woman's plump and tender earlobes and said: "I know that he is on duty today and will not arrive until nightfall." I won't come back, otherwise I won't come. Besides, there are young monks down there who know how to knock wooden fish. Little lady, just relax and have fun with me."
After saying that, he pushed the woman down on the bed, put the woman's thin pink legs on his shoulders, and straightened up without saying a word.
With a delicate cry, the beautiful young woman gently lowered the monk's breasts and said in a delicate voice: "You bad guy, you didn't come to Xiangxiang's house, so you are so horny."
The monk didn't answer, but instead there was a series of sexual intercourse from the beautiful young woman, and the two men's gasps of joy.
When Shi Qian heard this, he felt secretly angry. However, when he looked around, there was nothing easy to do. The windows in the room were tightly closed. If he broke in like this, he would probably alert the snake. When I was thinking of a way, I heard the beautiful young woman in the room complain: "Brother, I haven't seen you for many years, how come you only have this little ability?"
The monk smiled coquettishly: "It's true that brother and sister are infatuated with each other, and I can't bear it for a long time."
When Shi Qian heard this, it was obvious that the two of them were just friends. The thief Bald had "explained everything" in just a moment, but he refused to let it go. He still hugged the girl and said, "You have your heart." As for me, I will die without any regrets. It’s just that although you have wronged me today and you have fulfilled me, I can only enjoy a moment of love and happiness, which cannot be enough for a whole night of fun. In the long run, I will definitely kill the young monk."
The woman then said: "It's not that you are incompetent, but don't panic, I have already thought of a plan."