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Anle Street in Bab City is the most prosperous street in Bab City. The business is very developed. It is the most crowded street in Bab City on weekdays. It is noon at this time, and the people opening the shops are crowded, and the small shops in the shops are crowded.
The two were in a hurry. The boss and his wife kept collecting money, while some vendors kept shouting and tried their best to attract passers-by.
From time to time, one or two horses galloped past on the street, and passers-by gave way. It was a busy and prosperous scene. This was a rare scene since the beginning of the war between the Northern and Southern Alliance.
At this time, a pair of horses and men appeared on the street. The leader was riding a tall horse and was wearing armor. There were two carriages following the horse. A group of soldiers with long swords and long swords were surrounding them, driving away the crowd and guarding against them.
around.
Such a large formation consisted of four people, namely Eunuch Yuan, Baiyao, Bai Di and Zhang Chu.
"Hey, you said that Baba City is a big city. If I had known it, I wouldn't have taken this matter. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so hot that it's almost steaming me to death."
This person was none other than Eunuch Yuan. He originally thought he could see the beautiful scenery of the South on a business trip, but he almost died of the heat. After all, a little eunuch who had been in the North since he was a child suddenly came to the South and was not acclimated to it.
It's already great, how could it be possible to adapt to the southern weather immediately?
At this moment, a group of people walked out of Bai's house, led by Mo Yu towards the motorcade.
"Who is coming in front of you? Since you dare not give in, you know who the person in front of you is!"
Facing this fool who was holding a chicken feather as an arrow, a few people just ignored him. They said he was stronger than him in terms of strength, and nobler than him in terms of status. He was obviously a fool who wanted birds for feathers.
Fool.
"The Lord of Baba City, Mo Yu, has arrived with everyone from the Bai family. I wonder what happened to Eunuch Yuan?" Mo Yu asked.
Hearing this, the fool who was holding chicken feathers as a token of authority just now was immediately frightened to the point where he didn't even dare to fart. Damn it, even though Mo Yu has resigned as city lord, his connections are still here and he wants to kill him.
All he needs is one sentence. Fight with Bei League.
The Bai family who took action were not something he could mess with. Although they were said to be SAARC soldiers, they could become their private army at any time. How could he offend these two giants? With this scare, he immediately gave away his clothes.
I was so scared that I was dripping with cold sweat.
But he didn't know that neither the Bai family nor the Mo family bothered to pay attention to him.
"The master of Moyu City knows everything about things. He knew about my arrival from afar. No wonder your daughter is so smart. The so-called tiger father has no dog daughter, there is nothing better than this." Eunuch Yuan said.
The voice of this Yuan eunuch is really unpleasant. Bai Xiangbing used to think that the voices of those eunuchs with incomplete bodies and incomplete bodies in the film and television works of the 21st century were already unpleasant to listen to. But now that he hears a real eunuch, it is
You know, those in film and television works are just so pleasing to the ear.
Bai Xiangbing pulled Dongfang Yaomeng's ponytail and said in her ear: "See, this is the eunuch, this is the real shemale."
"Yeah," Dongfang Yaomeng nodded and said, "This eunuch's voice is so unpleasant. Otherwise, I'll call you a transvestite from now on, okay?"
Hearing this, Bai Xiangbing was speechless: "Can't you just call me a normal person?" He suddenly reacted and asked her in a low voice: "How do you know the word transvestite?"
"You like it~" Dongfang Yaomeng stood on tiptoes and said in Bai Xiangbing's ear: "Can't a fake woman be called a transvestite? Anyway, that's the word I just thought of~"
"Girl, you are acting cute again..."
"I'm already cute." Dongfang Yaomeng said. The only thing she didn't say out loud was that the word "transvestite" suddenly appeared in her mind, as if she already knew it, like her lost memory suddenly awakened.
The memory is the same.
"Ahem," Bai Moxiao on the side couldn't stand it anymore and coughed a few times to remind him.
"Eunuch Yuan was joking. Rather than saying that it's Mo who knows everything, it's more due to Mo's innate skill 'Hidden Snake'." Mo Yu said: "I don't know what Eunuch Yuan is doing here this time.
?”
"That's easy to say," Eunuch Yuan said proudly: "On the order of the emperor, I came here to read out an imperial edict belonging to the Bai family."
"So I'm here to run errands. Let's read out the imperial edict quickly. We still have many good things to deal with and don't have so much time to play with you." Bai Xiangbing said calmly.
"Hmph, why don't you kneel when the imperial edict is being read? Do you know it's a crime?" Eunuch Yuan looked at the group of people in front of him who were all standing upright. How could he have the slightest intention of kneeling down to receive the edict, let alone just now
Bai Xiangbing and Dongfang Yaomeng didn't take him seriously at all, they joked with each other under his eyes, and the hot southern weather only added to the fire.
"Guilty?" Bai Xiangbing pretended to be scared and said, "Please tell me clearly where I am guilty. Don't think that just because you are here to read out the imperial edict, you can just lay charges on people's heads."
"When catching a thief and taking away the stolen goods, there must be a basis for the accusation. This is the right way."
"You..." It can be said that this is the first time that Eunuch Yuan has encountered such a person, such a top-notch person: "Why not kneel down when receiving an order? Come on, come to me. If there is a problem, it is mine!"
With such a guarantee, the soldiers surrounded him with confidence, but they also knew that as a direct descendant of the Bai family, Bai Xiangbing had mediocre skills, so they surrounded him carefully.
"Okay!" Bai Xiangbing shouted: "I'm just waiting for your words! If you say this, I won't care if I'm killed or crippled!"
Just when Eunuch Yuan was about to bleed Bai Xiangbing, he only heard a series of snapping sounds. Then, Bai Xiangbing, with no dust on his body, stood easily on the ground. The soldiers who surrounded him were immediately brought down.
On the ground.
Eunuch Yuan suddenly found that he had been cheated.
"Eunuch Yuan, don't you know that I am a cultivator?" Bai Xiang laughed coldly and took out an imperial edict from the magic stone: "Eunuch Yuan, you'd better open your eyes wide. This edict is
The Bai family was given to me by the late emperor
Yes, it is clearly stated in it that Bai Mohao and Bai Mohao's descendants do not need to perform the courtesy of monarchs and ministers, that is to say, there is no need to kneel down. What do you mean by this? Are you planning to negate or even overturn the late emperor's will?
?”
Speaking of this, Bai Xiangbing looked like he suddenly realized it, wrapped his voice with spiritual energy, and spread the voice throughout the city: "Oh, I understand, it turns out that Eunuch Yuan has the heart to rebel against thieves. Come on, let's fight against thieves.
, kill this traitor and bring peace and prosperity to the Jiuqu Empire!"
Damn it! It’s you, the Bai family and Yule Villa, who clearly have the intention to rebel against thieves! Eunuch Yuan and his group couldn’t help but be dumbfounded. What do you mean by saying “catch thieves”?!
"Oh my God, heaven and earth, come and see, everyone, this Eunuch Yuan, as a person close to the emperor, actually has a rebellious heart. People's hearts are unpredictable. Your penis was cut when you entered the palace. That's
There is nothing you can do about it. Who told you to become a eunuch? Well, you were once a man, and I have always been a man. Of course I can understand your pain. Why didn't you want to know your way back to the palace?"
"You..." Eunuch Yuan was furious for a moment: "You fart!"
"Hey, Eunuch Yuan is really good at joking. Did I fart just now? Why don't you tell me? Or do you think your nose is smarter than a dog's?"
Facing such a superb person, Eunuch Yuan once again felt regretful. He looked around and couldn't help but get angry: "The Bai family has an imperial edict and they can not perform the courtesy of monarchs and ministers, but they are not from the Bai family, how can they not kneel down!"
"Hey, Eunuch Yuan is joking again. Eunuch Yuan, did you ever do cross talk before? You like to joke so much, but I don't know if you have Huang Junying and He Baowen's level, or in other words, do you have the comedy skills of Chaplin's Bean?"
Woolen cloth?"
Bai Xiangbing said apologetically: "I just forgot to introduce that Mo Qianluo is the young master of Yule Villa, and Yule Villa has also had this imperial edict. In other words, Qianluo does not need to behave like a monarch or minister.
.”
"Mo Qianluo doesn't have to kneel, and the Bai family doesn't have to kneel, so why don't these guys kneel!" Eunuch Yuan pointed at Mo Yu and Dongfang Yaomeng and shouted angrily.
"Of course they don't need to kneel," Bai Xiangbing said: "This is Dongfang Yaomeng, she is my daughter-in-law, so she is from the Bai family, Qianluo is also my daughter-in-law, so City Lord Mo is my father-in-law, so naturally there is no need to kneel.
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Eunuch Yuan announced that he was completely defeated!