But I am not a normal person, and I can see at a glance that something is wrong. The official costume this person wears should not appear on the prairie. If it is a herdsman coming, I still believe it.
Seeing me, the man smiled and took out a pack of Hongtashan from his pocket and handed me one.
I was stunned! Damn! There was Hongta Mountain in ancient times!
After all, I am not a normal person. I hold the cigarette and hold it in my mouth. As a junior high school student, I have never smoked cigarettes, but I have never seen anyone smoke it.
This is like having never actually done it, but I can do it even after watching the video. This is the same truth.
Ancient officials took out another lighter, a disposable plastic shell lighter sold in a side dish store, and there is also a picture of a beautiful bikini on it.
It can be seen that he is quite a treasure for this lighter because he clenched it tightly when he lit me the cigarette, as if he was afraid that I would snatch it. Then he found that I was very disdainful and then lit it for him.
He took a deep breath and slowly exhaled: "Let's talk."
I couldn't bear to lose face, so I took a deep breath! "Cough cough cough cough..." I almost sucked over, and then I saw the humble smile of the ancient official.
"It's the first time, it's all like this, it's going to get better slowly..." The man said earnestly with a smile on his face.
I wanted to go up and strangle him to death, but I still held it back. Although this uncle couldn't tell his age, he was also an uncle. He was not what I, a junior high school student, won.
If you say it wrong, you won’t be him anymore. I am trying to save face and suffer. Just like that teacher, who told me to poke his butt with a tube first? (This sentence is too evil, don’t think wrongly.)
"Speak if you have something to do," I said viciously, "I still want to herd sheep!" This was an impromptu performance, and I didn't have time to ask for the sheep's opinions.
"Bao~" Sheep responded with support.
"That's right, my surname is Lu." The man said, and took out a pen from his arms. His arms were really big, both smoke and pen, and I don't know what else.
"Mr. Lu." I shouted politely, "You can't lose face to us modern people, right?" I seem to be more cultivated, "I wonder where Mr. Lu comes from?"
"Underland," said Mr. Lu, "I am Lu, assistant to the King of Hell, the Underworld Director. You can call me Secretary Lu."
"Ghost!" I took three steps back when I was shocked. I have been afraid of ghosts since I was a child. I was not doing something wrong, but because I was scared by my grandmother's storytelling.
When I think of my grandmother, I think of my parents, relatives, friends and classmates, the girl next door, the girl who sells magazines at the school gate, Brother Hu in the billiards room, Ahua, the Internet administrator of ** Internet cafe, the aunt who delivers water, and all socialist workers, socialist builders, patriots who support socialism, and patriots who support the reunification of the motherland...
Then he was not so scared, and slowly pulled the Hongtashan given by Lu Jue, saying, "Are you really Lu Jue? Then where is this?"
"It's like a fake one," Lu Punishment smiled and said, "This is the realm of life and death, and all those who were burned to death today are here."
Lu Pian smiled like Sha Qima who was crushed by a car, with a scattered face, and she really felt a bit ghostly, but it was just a look, and it was not scary.
"The sheep are also burned to death?" I was able to accept the fact that I was burned and pointed at the sheep's way.
"Of course, even these grasses are." Lu Punishment said, "You follow me to the King of Hell. Let's tell you if we have something to do."
"Will I really become a ghost if I go? If I don't go, I won't go." I waved my hands repeatedly. Isn't this just a life-seeking process? "Whoever goes is the second fool!"
"You misunderstood," Lu Punishment picked a piece of booze and wiped it on the grass leaf. "I'll read to you what Director Yan did to you, and you will understand."
"Ma Ke, he lived for 95 years. He died at 15 years old because of an accident. He will compensate him for his eighty years of life and fulfill it in different time and space." Lu Prayer finished his thoughts with a smile. His face still looked like a sagema who was undone.
Yes, my name is Marco, the Marco of Marco Polo. I don’t know what my father thought about the name back then, which caused everyone to call me pineapple later...
Then he heard Lu Punishment smile and said, "Student Marco, I will call you pineapple from now on, isn't it a problem?"
I was so angry! "No problem." These three words were said completely by gritting their teeth, "Secretary Lu, why are you going down? What can you do to go directly to different time and space?"
"Hehe, Director Yan has something to hand over to you." Lu Punishment said.
"Okay, but you have to bring it with you." I looked at the lamb and said. People are all emotional animals, after all, they have been together for an afternoon.
"Wow~" Sheep will always unite with me.
"This is easy to deal with, I can decide." Lu Pian said, with a wave of his hand, a light shrouded the three of us brothers (it was very awkward), so we disappeared.
It was a room with a desk, and a leather sofa and then nothing was left.
Prison Lu asked me (and the sheep) to wait, and then walked out the door. I sat on the sofa. The sheep looked at it, jumped up, and lay bent her legs. This is not just a normal sheep!
Seeing this, I didn't doubt that he was there. After all, I was not a normal person: "You don't have a name yet? My name is pineapple, how about you just call it durian?"
The sheep acted like to kick.
"That's watermelon?" I quickly changed my mouth.
The sheep acted like to kick.
"That's called banana!" I deliberately spoofed it and looked at the sheep's reaction. In fact, I was ready to dodge ten meters in one second.
If the sheep kick me, I can instantly ensure my safety like fleas, frogs, springs, and catfish teacher poked on the butt.
The sheep's reaction was unexpected. It was calm and nodded.
I tried hard to suppress my doubts and shouted "Banana!" It was not annoyed, and rubbed my head against me.
After a while, Prison Lu came in, followed by a man, and hit the door frame with a "bang". It seemed too high.
The man bent over and came in, wearing a black gold-edged robe, about 1.9 meters tall, but under his feet, he was wearing Nike sneakers. Who are these?
The man stared at Lu Parliament fiercely and walked towards me. I had already stood up at this time, while Banana stood behind me, gnawing on the leather sofa.
"My sofa!" Lu Prayer looked shocked and was about to stop the banana, but when the master drank it, Lu Prayer stopped, with a heartbreaking expression on his face, like another taste of Sachima...
Banana also gave face and did not continue to chew on the sofa.
"Class Ma Ke, come and smoke a cigarette." The master took out a bag of the emperor and touched one for me, "I am the King of Hell, in charge of the underworld, you can call me Uncle Yan or Director Yan." This rule is also popular in hell? But the emperor is much better than Hongta Mountain.
"Thank you," I took the smoke, "Director Yan, just call me pineapple." He pointed to the sheep again, "It's called banana."
"Uh..." The King of Hell didn't expect that talking to me was so hard. After all, my worldview is different from that of ordinary people. "Xiao Lu should tell you some things. I have found you an identity in a martial arts world," and looked at the banana, "and it."
"Thank you, Director Yan." I said, "It doesn't matter what identity you have. The key is to let me go there quickly." I said implicitly that Yang and I didn't want to stay here for a moment.
"Ba~" My banana will always support me.
"No, no," the King of Hell waved his hand, "Our faults have reduced your life. We have already ordered you to leave after dinner."
"That's right, Director Yan will have something to give to you later." Punishment Lu said hurriedly.
"Okay." I saw that Banana didn't want to swear their face, so I agreed.
So the King of Hell asked me to take a walk around casually and sent someone to ask me for dinner at night. When she went to the street, I could still hear Lu Punishment crying at his sofa. The sound was so shrill, like a pipe stabbed his butt.
....
The underworld is not as dark as I thought. The whole street is not much different from the ancient world. It’s just that the things sold are modern, people (ghosts) who come and go, some wear ancient costumes, some wear modern costumes, and some mix and match.
The funny thing is a person, wearing silk on the upper body, jeans on the lower body, and rain boots on the lower body. This is not very strange, but the problem is that her silk is obviously a lower skirt, but she is wearing it on her upper body, so that her hands can't be released and can only be attached to her legs. When she walks, she looks like an emperor penguin in Antarctica, swaying one by one.
I originally thought that the money I had on was not available in the underworld, but when I found out, my money was much more valuable than the underworld currency. I think so, I could buy tens of billions of underworld currency for a few dollars in the human world, and this ratio is quite large.
The most valuable things in the underworld are cigarettes and lighters
This kind of thing cannot be produced in the underworld, and can only be sent by the gods to purchase goods from the human world, and then handed them over to the underworld for foreign trade through the realm of life and death. Including the cost and freight, the benefits paid to the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the gods of the demons, the tolls of the demons and ghosts, the free rain fees of the dragon kings, etc.
In this way, the merchants want to make money, so the prices of cigarettes and lighters are ridiculously high. However, I had money. I finally found a corner of the bills in my pocket and handed them to my boss, and bought several Chinese cigarettes and a few lighters. This corner was the one I picked up at the door of the toilet before.
The boss said he couldn't find it, so he found three rings for me and said that this could be installed in a few rooms. Of course I didn't believe it, so he demonstrated it and installed my cigarette and lighter.