"Hey! Kid, are you interested in competing with me?" A funny voice suddenly rang in the air.
Mang Zhong's younger brother, Nong Zhe, was chewing grass and lying in the haystack. He sniffed, and there was a smell of evil intentions coming to his nostrils. He was not sure whether that person was talking to him.
But he was too lazy to turn around and look, so he responded casually: "Not interested!"
''Hey! I didn't say anything to compare with, so you refused. As a young man who is lazy and lazy all day long, so unmotivated, living is simply a waste of energy on your life path. But having said that, I am very grateful to you.
I am very interested in growing up''.
''Growing up is a journey, and I lose it as I go.'' The farmer's tone was a little unruly, but also a little meaningful. To someone who didn't understand his temperament, it sounded like he was pondering deeply and making people unable to understand.
Margin.
''I said you should reflect on yourself and find out what's wrong with you!''
The farmer glanced at the source of the sound. The other party seemed to be talking to him. That nonsensical extraterrestrial voice, and the skinny body hanging on the tree. Who else could it be if it wasn't Robber Zhi? He hummed angrily,
''Hmph! I'm not sick, but I have a lot of hair.'' The farmer only glanced at him and immediately looked away. He thought that others were just as bored as him and was looking for someone to chat with him. However, he was very much looking forward to the person coming was the snow girl.
Sister, seeing Sister Xue Nu’s wonderful dance this morning made him feel like he was in a dream, but she seemed to be in tears. It must have been the cold Gao Jianli who bullied her, although he knew that the relationship between the two people was unusual, which made him very uncomfortable.
It was a pleasure, but no matter who it was, if he dared to make Yuki Onu sad, he would definitely find ways to avenge her. However, that person was so skilled that he couldn't come up with an ultimate solution after thinking for a long time.
In the eyes of Thieves Zhi or others, the impression that the young man gave them was that he was confused all day long, without any vitality and energy, and he could only show enthusiasm when facing the snow girl.
In a flattering tone, he said: ''Hello? I know you are good at Qinggong, uh•;
8226;;To be honest, your qinggong is really good. Do you dare to compete with me? Just think of it as digestion after a meal''.
The farmer replied nonchalantly: "You should praise me for my extremely high qinggong, but my qinggong is not for competition."
Robber Zhi laughed out loud, pretending to suddenly realize, "Ah, wouldn't it be too wasteful to use it to escape?" Obviously, at this moment, Robber Zhi thought of the farmers who were like mountain monkeys in Mangzhong.
In front of him, he will suddenly turn into a docile deer, and when the mango loses his temper, he will turn into a shady lightning mouse.
''You!'' The farmer stood up unconvinced, his eyes as big as cowbells. After a moment, he put away his scowl, because just now the rib man put forward a suggestion of digestion.
He almost regretted missing this suggestion. The next moment, his eyebrows showed a sly smile: "It's not impossible for me to compete with you!"
''Oh?'' Thief Zhi's brows immediately frowned, and his originally relaxed and cheerful expression became alert. He glanced at the farmer below, and he noticed a hint of evil hidden in the farmer's smile.
''I remember I had a packet of laxatives hidden away, I'll give it to you''.
Robber Zhi's judgment was indeed correct, which forced him to be on guard, "Then, who do you want me to poison for you?"
''What kind of poison? It's just a small lesson for someone, who is so proud of himself!''
His voice was very close at hand, crisp but full of anger. "Oh! I know who it is. Gentlemen really see the same thing!" As he said that, Robber Zhi cast a look of approval and a hint of joy, and the two of them looked at each other.
They looked at each other and laughed evilly.
''So, why did the two of us make a deal?''
The thief pinched his chin with his plantar hand, rolled his eyes, and then asked: "Then why don't you do it yourself?"
Before the smile on the farmer's face could be taken back, the farmer choked slightly at the suspicious interrogation. His face was a little embarrassed for a moment, and then he crossed his legs and smiled slightly, "He is always with your Mo family."
When eating, the relationship is so good that you almost wear the same pair of underpants. You have the best chance of success in drugging!" Seeing the slightly contemptuous smile of Dao Zhi, he smoothed things over and said: "Correspondingly, brother, you are also the least likely to be suspected.
How about it, do you want to do it or not?''
Thief Zhi put away his smile and swung on the tree, sighing faintly, "Hey! Poor Big Hammer, you have thought about poisoning him more than three or four times, right?"
The farmer rubbed his forehead, and it took him a long time to react. He said frankly, "Idiot, who told you that the child had a head?"
Robber Zhi's expression pretended to be slightly embarrassed. He caught the farmer's gaze with his eyes and explained seriously, "Among all the people, he is the most arrogant. It's not a big hammer, but an awn! This young man who can't do it, he
But your dear eldest brother''.
''Oh! What nonsense are you talking about? Who kissed him?'' When he heard the word "Mang Zhong", the farmer's eyes showed an unspeakable sadness and anger. He gritted his teeth, calmed down his helplessness and said: "
It’s not that guy!''
Taizhi's expression immediately changed. He told the farmer his panic with his eyes, and lamented: "Don't harm old man Ban, he is very old and he won't be able to survive a diarrhea!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Master Ban, who was assembling the machine bird in the distance, had a sad look on his face, and the machine hand stopped in mid-air.
"Master Ben! Is there something wrong?" The man holding a big mechanical hammer beside him asked in confusion.
''Ah! Not good!!''
Master Ben's hysterical and tragic tone really startled Big Hammer. Could it be that something went wrong with the machine bird that they had spent so much time and effort refining for several days? When he was panicking, he saw Master Ben puffing up his cheeks.
, I ran to the hut holding my grumbling stomach!
Bandit Zhi looked at the farmer teasingly and listed everyone with his fingers, but he did not bring the topic to the right point.
The farmer seemed to have been holding back his urine for a long time. He couldn't bear it, and he leaned his head on the grass, but sadly landed on a small stone. The thieves quickly looked at him, laughing without sympathy, and indulged in
In this free and funny atmosphere, the farmer's face wrinkled up in pain and angrily warned, "Stop, laugh, you laugh again!"
Robber Zhi responded to his words casually, holding his belly and laughing even louder, almost out of breath.
"You guys are really annoying, and even more unreliable. You don't have to worry about it. I'll do it myself." After saying that, he jumped up, snorted coldly, and ran away without a trace, regardless of the series of attempts to persuade him to stay.
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Master Ben was so hungry that when he returned to the machine room, he had already delayed two meals combined.