"You wet the bed! You said you didn't! You wet a big area."
"I don't."
"You don't have that? Who peed on that?"
"Daddy peed."
"Daddy peed???"
"Daddy peed."
"Daddy peed???!!!!! Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm sure."
"Old Shen, Liuliu said it was you who peed, what do you want to say?"
Shen Limin was speechless.
He looked at Liuliu, who looked at him with innocent eyes and nodded to him, as if telling him not to be afraid and to admit it bravely.
Shen Limin was even more speechless.
How could this be him who wet the bed!
He is the victim.
Last night he slept with Liuliu, but Liuliu wet the bed and wet his pants!
It was too late for him to complain, and he was insulted!
And he can't bear this dirty water no matter what. If this spreads out, how will he see anyone in the future!
"Liuliu, it was you who wet the bed. You drank too much Little Bear drink last night! I told you not to drink anymore, but you just didn't listen. You drank two bottles before going to bed. The result was better. You wet the bed. Bar."
"It was you who wet the bed!" Liuliu pointed at him and insisted that it was the bed where Shen Limin peed! Dad Shen not only wet the bed, but also wet her pants.
"It's so stupid that you can't afford it!" Liuliu said, his eyes rolling around.
She has already recovered from her initial confusion and a little bit of shame. She is so weird that she refuses to admit that she wets the bed. Otherwise, wouldn't she be just like Xiwawa?
Every time Xiba wets the bed, she laughs at her, and she is the one who laughs the most.
Liuliu insisted that Shen Limin wet the bed. No matter how Zhu's mother questioned her, she denied it, saying that she was not that kind of baby.
Father Shen must have peed on the bed!
Anyway, the child Shen Liuliu would not admit it, and the more she said it, the more she believed that she did not wet the bed, and that it was Father Shen who wet the bed.
Zhu Xiaojing was not convinced by her, but she was convinced by herself first.
Even she believed what she said. If she repeated the lie a hundred times, it would become true.
At least Liuliu already believed that it was Father Shen who wet the bed and made her wet her pants.
As for her bedwetting, she had completely forgotten about it.
Shen Limin was so unlucky that he was speechless and innocent.
Zhu Xiaojing was helpless, there was nothing she could do with the porridge.
After sending Liuliu to school, she and Shen Limin went to work. The two of them went to work on the same route, so they usually went the same way. Zhu Xiaojing arrived at the TV station first, and Shen Limin arrived at the company about ten minutes later.
The two of them took the subway, which was more crowded in the morning, but not particularly crowded.
When they got on the bus, they couldn't find a seat and stood together. Shen Limin put his arm around Zhu Xiaojing's waist to help her stand firmer.
After one stop, a seat became available, and the two of them sat down next to each other.
When Shen Limin saw Zhu Xiaojing glance at him from time to time but said nothing, he couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter? Just tell me if you have anything to do."
Zhu Xiaojing shook her head and said it was okay.
"It's no wonder. He keeps looking at me. There's something I can't say."
"...Then I really ask?"
"Ask."
"Don't be angry, I'm just asking."
"...or don't ask." Shen Limin felt uneasy after being told by Zhu Xiaojing. He vaguely guessed what Zhu Xiaojing wanted to ask.
"Is what Liuliu said true??" After asking, Zhu Xiaojing saw Shen Limin's face turned red and quickly added, "Don't be angry, husband, I was joking!"
Shen Limin's face turned red and he was extremely embarrassed. He couldn't help but said loudly: "I didn't wet the bed!"
When Zhu Xiaojing heard this, she suddenly covered her face and buried it in her hands, not daring to look at him.
Shen Limin was stunned for a moment, and then he woke up and noticed that everyone around him was looking at him with amused eyes!
His voice just now was so loud that everyone in the carriage heard it and all looked over.
This made Shen Limin extremely ashamed. Just as the subway arrived, he quickly pulled Zhu Xiaojing off the train and was too embarrassed to stay in the carriage.
As soon as he stepped out of the carriage, he seemed to hear a roar of laughter behind him!
——
The morning sun is so warm. It penetrates through the window glass and is warm.
A little friend stood in the corner, very well-behaved, his eyes turning around following the person in front of him.
"Did you drink two bottles of Bear drinks last night?"
Tan Jin'er was making the bed and asked Xi'er in the corner.
Xi'er shook her head and said "hiahia" twice, "Xi'er just drank one bottle."
Tan Jin'er: "But I heard from Xiaobai that you received two bottles last night."
Xi'er ran to the bed, touched her little hand under the pillow, and took it out: "hiahia, sister, look, I have hidden a bottle for you to drink."
"I won't drink it, you can... forget it, I'll put it away for you so you don't wet the bed again."
"hiahiahia~~Sister, I'm sorry~Xi'er didn't mean it."
"I know you didn't mean it."
"hiahia, Xi'er is not proud either."
"How do you still want to be proud? Is it worth being proud if you wet the bed?"
"hiahia~ Then Xi'er is not proud."
"You only drank a bottle of Little Bear, so why did you wet the bed? Did you play too crazy last night? It must be because I heard that you couldn't stop laughing and your stomach hurt from laughing, right?"
"Sister, let me sing to you. Have you heard Xi'er's story-telling songs?"
"No."
"I'll sing it to you."
Xi'er thought for a long time and couldn't remember how to sing the "Song of a Little Psycho" last night. She only remembered the crazy laughter at the end. She didn't need to learn or memorize this part, she could just open her mouth.
“hiahiahia~~~”
Tan Jin'er quickly interrupted her, "You wet the bed and still smile so happily!"
"Xi'er has no pride."
"Xiaobai is right."
Tan Jin'er picked up the quilt and walked out. The sun was shining brightly today, so the quilt was just right to dry in the sun. She took off the sheets and quilt cover, and was going to wash them in the corridor.
Xi'er followed her step by step and asked, "What did Xiaobai say?"
"Xiaobai said you are a fool and a treasure."
"Xi'er, Xi'er is so smart." Xi'er said seriously, "Sister, Xi'er wet the bed. Xi'er washed the quilt. Uncle Bai - did you wet the bed too?"
In the corridor, Bai Jianping was also drying the quilt, and Xi'er happened to see him. He was drying the quilt because he had wet the bed, so he blamed others, thinking that Uncle Bai had also wet the bed and was drying the quilt. He immediately found someone with the same idea and jumped excitedly. He walked over and asked Uncle Bai if he had wet the bed.
Bai Jianping: "...I just dried the quilt, did you wet the bed again?"
"hiahia~~" Xi'er pointed to her sister at the other end of the corridor, without giving herself any face, and simply nodded.
——
One night, two children wet the bed. Among them was Tan Xier, a bedwetting expert, and Shen Liuliu.
Fortunately, no other children wet the bed, otherwise Zhang Tan would have wondered whether the choir could continue to be run, and whether it was poisonous.
When Zhang Tan received a call from Xi'er in the morning, announcing that she had wet the bed, he immediately thought of how crazy he played last night and how little Bear drank too much. He couldn't help but worry that Xiao Bai, who was still sleeping in bed, might also wet the bed. Already?
He made breakfast and went to knock on the door. A grumpy little voice sounded from inside.
"Don't disturb me in my sleep!"
"It's time to eat."
"...*&()%￥#雷风狠%狠&%￥#"
Zhang Tan didn't hear this sentence very clearly.
"I'm coming in."
He pushed the door open and entered. The room was dimly lit, and the curtains were drawn tightly, blocking the bright sunlight.
Xiaobai raised his little head from the pillow, glanced at him, confirmed that he had come in, and hid his little head under the quilt with a swish.
Zhang Tan walked to the bedside, opened the curtains with a splash, and bright sunlight suddenly filled the room like water, making him feel relaxed.
"Xiaobai, get up, you have to go to school today."
Xiaobai rolled over in the bed and sat up reluctantly. Watermelon's head was in a mess, his little face was full of sleepiness, and he let out a long yawn. He was completely confused.
It took Zhang Tan a lot of effort to coax her out of bed and wash her face and brush her teeth.
He fell behind and uneasily lifted the quilt and took a look to make sure Xiaobai didn't wet the bed.
While having breakfast, Xiaobai laughed from ear to ear when he heard Zhang Tan say that Xi'er wet the bed last night.
"Are, I don't even know what to say, haha, I'll call Xiwa."
