Xiaobai ran into the bedroom and found his aunt who was spreading the quilt. He hurriedly said that he wanted to tell his aunt a funny story.
"What's so funny, tell me!"
The movement on Malanhua's hand did not stop.
"Xiwawa and Liuliu, Dudu wet the bed, hahahahahaha~~~"
"If you tell me this now, what do you mean? Does it mean you are going to wet the bed tonight?"
"I'm a big kid~ Auntie, I'm going to tell you another funny thing."
"explain!"
"You didn't even look at me for a moment~"
"Okay, I'll take a look at you and tell you."
"The old man in Liuliu also wets the bed, hahahaha~ I'm laughing so hard~"
Malanhua said oh and went to the living room to urge Bai Jianping to go to bed and not stay up late watching TV.
"Don't you want to go to work tomorrow?"
"want."
“Then why don’t you go to sleep!!!”
Xiaobai stretched out his little head from behind Ma Lanhua and said, "Uncle, why don't you go to sleep yet?"
Bai Jianping suddenly realized that he was under someone's control again, and two people came to him at once!
Malanhua returned to the bedroom, and Xiaobai followed suit and asked: "Auntie, don't you laugh at something so funny?"
"Haha~" Malanhua said with a smile.
Xiaobai was very dissatisfied: "You don't even smile sincerely!"
"Am I not sincere? I am very sincere! Hahahaha, look, I'm laughing again."
Xiaobai muttered, still not satisfied with his aunt's reaction.
Seeing this, Malanhua warned: "Don't scold me secretly."
Xiaobai: "I never scolded you."
"Then what are you talking about?"
"My old man laughed so loudly after listening to my funny stories."
"...Okay, sleep!"
Malanhua went to bed and lay down. Xiaobai also climbed up and wanted to lie next to her, but Malanhua stopped her and kicked her out of the bed. She pointed to the small bed opposite and said: "Little friend, sleep there.
It has already been laid out for you."
Xiaobai looked at the separate small bed, pointed at himself in disbelief, and asked Malanhua: "Am I sleeping alone?"
"Of course you sleep alone, why don't you? You, a big child, want to sleep with me?"
Xiaobai nodded repeatedly.
"You think beautifully!"
"Why?"
"I'm afraid you'll wet the bed."
"嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤~"
"Hey, weirdo, I'll punch you one at a time."
"Shovel!"
"What did you say?"
"...Auntie, let me tell you something very funny."
"……you say."
"Uncle likes other women!"
"...Talk about it."
Xiaobai immediately got up from the bed and went under the bed to tinker for a while. When he climbed out, he held two magazines in his hands and presented them to his aunt as if they were treasures, "Hoo ho ho, look!"
Malanhua took it in his hand, looked through it casually, and squeezed it tightly with his big hands.
Xiaobai was still secretly saying: "Uncle also threw a book downstairs, I saw it! He didn't let me read it! ╭(╯^╰)╮~"
"Where did you find it?" Malanhua asked.
Xiao Bai pointed to the upper bunk of Malanhua, which was Bai Jianping's bed, and said he found it there.
"Who else knows?" Ma Lanhua didn't believe Xiaobai. She felt that Xiaobai was so evil that it was possible to trick her uncle.
"There is also a happy baby!..."
Before Xiaobai finished speaking, Bai Jianping came in. Xiaobai quickly climbed onto the bed and lay on the innermost side against the wall, silently not talking, preparing to watch the show.
Bai Jianping came in and said, "I'm going to work on the set tomorrow. Lao Ma, do you want to go and see it together? There are many big stars... Hey, what are you holding in your hand?"
Malanhua didn't even look at him, and continued to flip through the magazine in her hand with "relish", praising: "This woman is so exciting~"
At this time, Bai Jianping had already seen clearly that this was the magazine he had hidden. He was so frightened that he was scared to death. He looked at Xiaobai in the corner and saw Xiaobai hiding on the bed, blinking with a cute look on his face~
This~little~fart~er~is~black~!!
Bai Jianping was furious.
Xiaobai seemed to see his anger and said quickly: "Aunt, aunt, uncle wants to flatter me~~"
"He dares!" Malanhua frowned coldly, filled with murderous intent.
"Don't dare, don't dare, it's nothing!" Bai Jianping denied it quickly, and in his heart he hated Xiaobai, a little melon, and wanted to pick her up and beat her once, twice, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... a hundred times!
Malanhua had lost interest in the two magazines in her hands. She threw the magazines in front of Bai Jianping and said, "Tell me! Where did they come from?"
Bai Jianping hesitated and hesitated, weighing the pros and cons of telling the truth or lying in his mind.
At this time, Malanhua said again: "I know you are not such a person. You don't have such a hobby. There must be other reasons."
Bai Jianping immediately climbed up the pole and said, "It was given to me by the novice at the construction site."
Xiaobai in the corner immediately jumped up and said it wasn't her! It wasn't her! She wouldn't do such a thing, she was excited and angry, staring at Bai Jianping with big eyes, very unhappy that her uncle had framed her.
"Don't get excited! I'm not talking about you, novice!" Ma Lanhua comforted her, and then said to Bai Jianping, "You can take a look. I believe you won't mess around, right?"
"Yes, yes, I'm very busy at work, and I'm not a messy person."
"Okay, go to sleep."
Seeing that Malanhua let him go so easily, Bai Jianping finally felt a big stone in his heart. He glanced at Xiaobai in the corner and gave the child a meaningful look.
The tacit understanding between adults is that they know what they are saying and don't say it, but the children don't play by the rules. Xiaobai immediately complained: "Aunt, uncle wants to kill me! I'm so scared~~ Someone come and save me, I'm a good person
Baby, I'm just a little naughty~"
Who knew that her aunt didn't speak for her this time, but yelled: "Stop making noise! Sleep!"
"Sleep, sleep, aha~" Bai Jianping responded enthusiastically, climbed onto the bed and lay down.
Suddenly no one spoke in the bedroom, only Xiaobai rolling on the bed from time to time.
"Xiaobai, where do you live? Are you rolling around?"
"What am I doing? I'm Xiaobai."
"piggy!"
"Oh, I'm not a pig either."
"Would you like to say goodbye to me?"
"Can't sleep~"
"You can't sleep at your age? Where do you want to live?"
"Aunt, can Xiaobai know how to call aunt?"
"No~"
"Did you teach her?"
"Don't teach me anything."
"Why don't you teach me? I asked you to teach me!"
"You are so excited! Xiaoxiaobai can't even call mom and dad, so he calls you aunt?"
"Auntie, gurgling gurgling~~ Listen, it's so easy."
Following Xiaobai's cooing, a beeping sound sounded in the room.
There are beeps everywhere, and the Jiejizi family is coming too!
"Oh, hey, the chicken crow is here too?"
At this time, Bai Jianping, who had been silent, spoke, and he was only heard to complain to Ma Lanhua, who was sitting on the lower bunk: "Old Ma, let me tell you something. It's about Xiaobai, a melon boy."
"About me? Is it a funny thing?" Xiaobai asked with interest.
