Chapter 1262 I am a fire-breathing gourd baby (2/3)
Chapter 1262 I am a fire-breathing gourd baby (23)
Xiaobai picked up Xiaobai and put him on the sofa again. The little one was so angry that he was babbling and waving his little hands, as if he wanted to fight with her. He was cute and fierce at the same time.
Although this little boy is young, he has a big temper. Malanhua often says that he is very similar to his little aunt.
Who is his little aunt? She is the classmate Xiaobai who is playing with the dog in front of her.
When classmate Xiaobai was younger, she was also very cute and cute. She was cute and small, and her breasts were fierce. Most people didn't dare to mess with her.
Although Xiao Xiaobai is cute and fierce, he is useless in front of his little aunt, who ignores him at all.
Xiao Xiaobai used his hands and feet on the sofa and climbed down again. This time he did not try to walk, but took the initiative to lie down, rolled on the ground, rolled over again, grabbed the little aunt's pants, babbling, waving his hands randomly,
Still very proud of it.
However, the next second, he was picked up by his mother, who said some harsh words to him and almost stopped crying.
The dog that Malanhua brought back from outside was an ordinary native dog with white hair.
Xiaobai and Xi'er were busy naming the dog.
Zhang Tan suggested: "How about calling me Xiaobai?"
Xiaobai stared at him, and Zhang Tan immediately changed his words and said, "I was just joking. I think the surname can be Bai. As for the name, Xiaobai, please discuss it with Xi'er."
After saying that, Zhang Tan felt that he was so humble, (╥╯^╰╥).
At this time, Ma Lanhua on the side also contributed her wisdom. She suggested: "How about calling it Bai Xiahua?"
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment before he realized what he was doing. He glared at his aunt and said, "I didn't even know I was talking about you! You're so irritating and annoying~~"
Malanhua was not as cowardly as Zhang Tan. She immediately turned her eyebrows coldly and said in a cold voice: "Guawazi, what did you say?! If you have the guts, say it again!"
Xiaobai's eyes turned sharply: "Auntie, I didn't say anything, hehehehe~"
After saying that, she hugged Gouzi, took Xi'er and Dunzi back, walked out of the house, then turned back to Malanhua inside and said, "Auntie, let me sing you a song, it sounds nice."
After saying that, without waiting for Ma Lanhua to agree or disagree, she sang directly: "Ma Lanhua~Ma Lanhua~~~I am not afraid of wind and rain~~~~~La la la la la la la, seven on a vine
Melon~~~La-la-la-la-la-la, I am a fire-breathing gourd baby~~~La-la-la~~~~ah!”
Before she finished singing, she was so frightened that she ran away because Malanhua chased her out.
Malanhua's roar sounded behind him, and Xiaobai was so frightened that he was scared to death and ran home desperately.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~ Don't chase me! Don't come after me!!!"
The novices in the village gathered together to play on the roadside. They happened to see Xiaobai running away in panic, and they immediately started talking about it.
"It's Xiao Huahua!"
"Little Huahua is back."
"Little Huahua also brought a cute little girl back, I saw it."
"That's a happy baby."
"I like Xiwa dolls."
"Little Huahua is being chased by her aunt, and her aunt wants to beat her up."
"Little Huahua, run quickly——"
"Come on, little Huahua, come on!"
The novices in the village quickly united their front and cheered for Xiao Huahua in unison.
Xiaobai ran wildly, looked at them, pretended to be calm, and waved to them.
But when I turned around, I saw my aunt chasing him even closer. I was so frightened that one Buddha jumped out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. He quickly quickened his pace and admitted his mistake: "Aunt, I'm sorry! I'm sorry -"
Malanhua chased for a while, stopped, stood at the entrance of the village and said harsh words to Xiaobai.
"Next time you let me hear it, I'll spread your ass!"
Xiaobai stood on the road thirty or forty meters away from her, holding Gouzi in his arms, panting, and feeling that he could do it again, he quarreled with her.
It wasn't until Zhang Tan walked out of the village with Dunzi and Xi'er that Malanhua stopped speaking harshly and returned home bitterly.
When Xiaobai saw this, he knew that he had escaped a disaster. He touched his forehead and was sweating.
My aunt is too fierce, too fierce.
"Don't dare to offend her anymore~" Xiaobai muttered. At this time, Xi'er chased after her, and from time to time she reached out to touch the dog in Xiaobai's arms. It felt so good, and Hiahia laughed, very happy.
"Hi baby~~Hi baby, come and play."
"Happy baby~"
Xi'er didn't expect that she was so popular here, and she was very happy.
Naming the dog was put on the agenda.
When a life is born, the first thing is to give it a name.
The surname has been decided, so it’s Bai, but what’s the name? It’s definitely not okay to call it Xiao Bai. Xiao Bai was the first to jump up and disagree.
Everyone started thinking together, and Xi'er was the first to raise her little hand and said, "It's called Bai Hua Hua Ba."
Zhang sighed and said to himself, what about Hei Liu Liu? Where did he go?
Xiao Bai disagreed, glared at Xi'er and said, "Why isn't your name Bai Xi'er?"
Xi'er: "..."
"Dunzi, tell me." Xiaobai asked.
Dunzi racked his brains and then said: "My name is Baiyun."
Zhang Tanxin said that he should get another dog. The dog's hair must be black and named Heitu. In this way, he can make up "White Clouds and Black Soil".
Can tell cross talk and perform sketches for the host.
The name Baiyun was also eliminated. Xiaobai looked at Zhang Tan and asked the old man to take action.
The old man said: "Xiaobai, what name did you think of? Tell me."
Xiaobai laughed and said coquettishly: "Bai Ergou."
Everyone: "...-_-||"
Everyone disagrees with this name. It's really tacky and unworthy of a cute dog.
Everyone was talking about it, and Tan Jin'er also joined in, but no matter who chose the name, everyone couldn't be satisfied. In the end, Zhang Tan stepped in and gave her a name, Bai Suzhen.
Because this year he will launch a TV series, "The Legend of White Snake". Isn't White Snake Bai Suzhen?
Xiaobai initially disagreed because she didn't understand what was so good about the name, but when she heard that the name was going to be on TV, she immediately became excited and agreed.
"What do you think of Xi'er?" Zhang Tan asked Xi'er.
Xi'er didn't expect that her godfather would ask her specifically. She suddenly felt that she was capable. She jumped up and down and said she agreed. Then she said she would think about it again. She pretended to think about it for a while and then said she agreed again. She completely agreed.
She agrees with everything her godfather says.
"Where's Dunzi?" Zhang Tan asked.
Dunzi nodded naively.
Zhang Tan asked Jin'er for his opinion again. Jin'er agreed and asked Teacher Jiang for his opinion.
Teacher Jiang said: "Would Bai Suzhen's name offend the White Lady?"
Zhang Tan thought about it and felt that Teacher Jiang was right.
Although Bai Suzhen is a fairy, she is a positive existence in folklore. It is inappropriate to name a dog Bai Suzhen.
Zhang Tan thought of another name, "How about calling it White Pearl? It's as dazzling as a pearl."
Okay, Gouzi doesn’t have the right to decide, so he will be called White Pearl from now on.
After deciding on a name, everyone remembered that they had not yet checked whether the dog was a male or a female.
Fortunately, the dog is very capable, and she is just a little bitch.
Once you have a name, you need a kennel. With the help of Zhang Tan, Xiaobai, Xi'er and Dunzi made a warm kennel for White Pearl Xiaozizi.
In this way, Gouzi finally found a home here and spent the Spring Festival with them. After Xiaobai left, he stayed with Teacher Jiang.
The kennel was covered with straw and old blankets and was very warm, but Xiaobai and Xi'er were still worried about whether the dog would catch a cold at night.
At night, after everyone went back to their rooms to rest, the door of a bedroom opened quietly and a small figure slipped out.
She came to the living room, walked to the doghouse, squatted there and played with the dog. Suddenly she stretched out her little hand and took the dog out. She walked to the bedroom muttering, entered the room, closed the door, and hugged the dog into the room.
Get under the covers.
In the next room, Zhang Tan was sitting on the bedside with a laptop on his knees and was busy typing.
The time now is 9:30 pm, which is still very early in Pujiang, and many activities even start at this time.
But in the countryside, 9:30 pm is already late at night, and it is already dead of night, especially in winter, when every house is closed and there are few lights.
Zhang Tan couldn't sleep and was writing the script of "Zhu Xian".
