141, Lets see Zou Wu together (please subscribe for genuine subscription on 3/5)
Zhang Tan came, and his mother-in-law was cooking in the kitchen. As the head of the family, Bai Jianping should bear the responsibility of entertaining the guests.
He really wanted to do this job well, but he was a very talkative person at home. When facing Boss Zhang and people he didn't know very well, he couldn't speak at all. His mind was in a mess, and he told himself to
I was looking for something to say, but I didn't know what to say, and my whole body seemed to be at a standstill.
He walked to the kitchen, and Ma Lanhua looked up and cursed: "You came with your claws and knocked down Boss Zhang?"
Bai Jianping said: "I feel like I am superfluous."
"Claw instigation?"
"Xiao Bai and Boss Zhang get along so well, I feel like I'm being called a chicken."
Malan rolled her eyes at him and went out to take a look. She saw Xiaobai and Boss Zhang sitting on the sofa, looking at their mobile phones together. Xiaobai was chattering and asking questions.
Malanhua retracted her head and asked, "Where do they live?"
"Playing with mobile phones."
"What fun is there in a mobile phone?"
"That's what I thought too."
"Crawl away, don't block my way."
Bai Jianping stood aside and played with his mobile phone.
His mobile phone was a smart phone, but he was not Homo sapiens, could not play games, and was not good at surfing the Internet. However, he brought up the Snake that Xiaobai had played.
This is fun.
A few minutes later, the last dish was ready. Malanhua took the dishes out and turned off the kitchen lights and door.
"There's a power outage?" Bai Jianping raised his head. It was pitch dark in the kitchen, but there was a light in the living room. "Paw turned off the light and didn't call me to eat?"
"I see you've eaten a lot, and you've become so fat. If you eat any more, you'll hit your tail and die."
"Hammer~~"
On one side, he punched his husband hard, and on the other side, he greeted Zhang Tan, who was a guest, with a smile: "Boss Zhang, eat recklessly~~ Oh, rice, rice, eat, haha."
Zhang Tan got up from the sofa, Xiaobai struggled a little, but couldn't get up. He struggled again, but still couldn't get up. He fluttered and fluttered, but still couldn't get up.
I couldn't help but get nervous, opened my little hands and shouted: "What's wrong with the claws? I can't get up, please help me, Boss Zhang, please save me."
Zhang Tan ignored her little hand, pulled her out of the sofa, picked her up and put her on the ground.
"Why is there a hole in the sofa?"
Xiaobai looked back and said angrily: "Shovel~~ My paws are so cold, my butt is so cold, why am I sitting in the hole?"
Zhang Tan wanted to laugh but held it back.
"Where? I'm Kangkang."
Malanhua came over, and so did Bai Jianping.
This is an old sofa, filled with sponge and springs. It has been used for too long, and there is a hole, and the sponge is exposed.
The fabric must have been torn originally, but the hole is relatively small. It would definitely be fine if someone else sat in it, but at most it would be a little uncomfortable.
But Xiaobai’s butt is small, and it gets stuck as soon as he sits down. The more he sits, the more he sinks in. He doesn’t realize it, and his heart is really big.
Ma Lanhua and Bai Jianping both blushed. They looked at the aggrieved Xiao Bai and felt lucky that it was Xiao Bai who was sitting in the cave, not Boss Zhang.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Auntie will make up for it later." Malanhua comforted the angry Xiaobai.
Xiaobai: "My paws are so unlucky that they are covered in rice cake ash?"
Zhang Tan remembered the gift he had brought, took it out and handed it to Xiaobai: "Don't be angry, look at the gift I gave you."
"Huh? I also have a gift for the paw?" Xiaobai looked at it curiously, using only his eyes without using his hands.
"Take it apart and see what it is."
"Isn't this bad?~~~"
"Then if you say that, I won't come next time."
Upon hearing this, Xiaobai decisively accepted the gift and opened it excitedly.
"Wow~~~ She is a little girl, she is so cute, so cute and miserable~~~~"
With eyes full of little stars, she looked at the figure.
Zhang Tan asked Liu Dawen to make this. The prototype is Xiaobai children's shoes, which is her appearance in "Little Opera Bones", wearing a little maid's aqua dress.
The only difference from the show is that this little figure does not stand guard solemnly, but blinks and expresses concern with its little hands.
Zhang Tan took out the Daxiong liquor he brought.
In fact, he could bring better Maotai, but he didn't.
He was worried that if Bai Jianping drank the expensive liquor, it would no longer be wine.
"It's too expensive~" Bai Jianping finally opened his mouth and said the first sentence to Zhang Tan.
There is also a box of bear drinks.
The main dish tonight is hot pot, and there are also Bangbang Chicken, Bobo Chicken, and several side dishes.
"I heard that you like spicy food, so I'm relieved. It's all Sichuan food tonight, so don't be polite." Malanhua said.
Xiaobai quickly glanced at Boss Zhang, did not dare to say a word, and buried his head in his own recklessness.
Zhang Tan felt hot in his heart and his butt hurt a little.
…
After a while.
Xiaobai: "Boss Zhang, give you a bear, drink the bear."
Zhang Tan grunted a few times and fucked the little bear. His mouth was still burning and numb.
Xiaobai took care of him the whole time and kept giving him water and bears.
Malanhua asked tentatively: "Is it too spicy?"
Bai Jianping scolded: "Mother, you put so much chili pepper in your paws."
Zhang Tan breathed in and out and said, "It's very spicy."
Xiaobai said happily: "I just instigated Boss Zhang to eat the Bangbang Chicken from his aunt's house, and he became very good."
Malanhua looked at her and began to doubt this child. Although Boss Zhang felt good like this, he obviously wasn't very good at eating spicy food. And what Guawazi in front of her had been telling her all along was that Boss Zhang was super good at eating spicy food. Several times
The bangbang chicken is made with a lot of chili peppers.
After a meal, Zhang Tan lost half his life.
He looked at Malanhua, at Bai Jianping who was happily drinking wine and eating hot pot, and then at Xiao Bai who was jumping up and down. It seemed like he was the one who fell down at the table.
Zhang Tan wanted to go home and take a shower, but he was sweating a lot.
Xiaobai held Xiaobai in her arms and happily followed her to the little red horse. Ma Lanhua warned her to be careful on the way and handed her over to Zhang Tan with confidence.
When they arrived at the academy, Xiaobai went to play with the melon boys.
Zhang Tan first lay down on the sofa and gave himself a slap. There was no pain, but his face was numb.
Oh my god, this is worse than anesthetic.
Dude dusk~~~
There was a knock on the door.
The melons are lining up.
1, 2, 3, 4... 8!
Zhang Tan looked around outside the door to make sure there were no children, closed the door, and turned around, eight little heads and 16 big eyes were staring at him.
Zhang Tan had a strong sense of service and said, "Oh oh oh, I'll bring you some snacks. Xiaobai will come over and help me."
He and Xiaobai took out the bear drinks and washed the cherry tomatoes. Xiaobai handed them out, and he went to the toilet again.
This time there was no need for Xiaobai to sing, the children knew how to sing, and they shouted in unison in a very orderly manner: "Sit in rows, eat fruit, one for you, one for me..."
After the distribution was over, the children sat together and chatted.
"Where's Boss Zhang?"
"Boss Zhang ran away~~~"
"Get him out quickly."
You GuaWaZi went to the bathroom and knocked on the door, put his ear against the door, listened to what was going on inside, and then said to the other children who were extremely curious: "Boss Zhang has locked himself in, he is pooping."
A voice came from inside: "Liuliu, what are you doing??"
Shen Liuliu cheered because she guessed correctly, Boss Zhang was really fucking inside.
Xiaobai hurriedly ran over to maintain order: "Where do you live, where do you live, Gua Wa Zi~~ Don't bother Boss Zhang with his daddy."
She was just careless about these melons, and they became piglets in the vegetable patch.
Zhang Tan came out soon. The children sat in a row and looked at him. They looked very good and obedient. Who would have thought that they almost attacked the toilet just now and succeeded in blasting it.
With Gua WaZi around, he didn't even worry about going to the toilet.
"Let me watch cartoons for you." Zhang Tan found something for them to do.
The fourth episode of "Under the Tianyu Mountain" happened to be aired at noon today. Zhang Tan wanted to see the effect of Zuowu. No matter whether the children could understand it or not, he wanted to watch it anyway.
A projector was set up, and the fourth episode "Under Tianyu Mountain" was projected on the wall.
The children were chattering and excited. This projection was bigger than the TV they watched in the school.
Because it is directly connected to the computer, the barrages on the video appear continuously and float past the eyes from time to time.
The children's attention was all on the cartoons, while Zhang Tan was paying attention to the content of the barrage.
“There are not many people.”
"No one is watching?"
"Let me out~~Why can't I get out?"
"A drama of conscience."
"The cute little pet with big eyes is here."
…
Judging from the barrage, this episode has received a good response. The freshly released Zou Wu is very popular and plays the role of a pet - attracting fans.
The most direct manifestation is that before Zuowu showed up, the Guawazi people had been sitting there for less than 5 minutes, and they became impatient. They made a lot of noises and asked Boss Zhang what kind of stuff he was showing them and if they could come. Pointing windmills and fake sophistication?
If Luo Ming were here and heard this kind of reaction from the audience, I don't know how sad and discouraged he would be.
Until Zuowu showed up...
"Cat cat~~"
"It's a dog!"
"Cats and dogs."
"It's Tutu~"
…
This group of melon boys were discussing who Zouwu was, but they didn't recognize him, especially his tail, which was so beautiful and colorful that it was particularly popular with little girls.
