After returning home, Xiaobai ran to find the little panda and the little beauty doll, held them in her arms and kissed them endlessly.
Seeing this, Malanhua joked: "You like taking care of babies so much, you will have more babies in the future."
Xiaobai shook his head proudly and walked past her: "I don't want to have babies. Babies are so annoying."
Malanhua thought she would like the doll very much, but she didn't expect the child to hate it. She quickly asked: "What the hell? Didn't you find the doll to hug when you got home?"
Xiaobai: "The doll in my hand is so cute."
Malanhua asked: "The baby I gave birth to is not well-behaved?"
Xiaobai shook his head: "Not good."
Malanhua: "Claws? You think you're so annoying, don't you?"
Xiaobai stared at her: "Auntie, are you scolding me? I'm not bothered, I'm very well-behaved."
Malanhua pouted and said, "Then you don't like dolls?"
Xiaobai ran to the rocking chair, stood there with the baby in his arms, and watched TV with Bai Jianping. At the same time, he said: "That Guawazi in Liuliu is so annoying. I want to understand. The spicy Guawazi caused me and Luo Zikang to fight. A
You little brat, you dare to bully me, I'm so angry that I'm furious."
Then the conversation changed: "Uncle, look at the windmill car and the fake sophistication."
Bai Jianping was watching a TV series. Hearing this, he said: "Where can you find windmills and fake sophistication at night?"
Xiaobai pointed at the TV: "There is thiamine in it, you can take it."
Bai Jianping ignored her and was shaken by her, and finally said impatiently: "Xiao Bai, you are right, don't have a baby, the baby is so annoying."
Malanhua pulled Xiaobai's little body over and asked her directly: "What's wrong with your claws? Are you fighting and nagging again?"
Ouch! Xiaobai was startled and his big eyes turned around. He made a mistake just now and exposed the fight. He quickly thought of a way and said: "I am protecting my little friend, aunt, I am a good person."
"Hello Hammer! Tell me what's going on. Are you yelling and fighting?"
"Then I have to think about it...Auntie, I can't remember Nao."
"Then you go and stand outside, go."
Pushing Xiaobai out of the house, Xiaobai staggered and shouted quickly: "What happened to the claws? What the hell? I'm so good, I really can't remember. I'm still a baby, I just want to
It’s a bit much.”
Malanhua refused to listen and pushed her out the door and said, "Then you should sober up and figure it out before I let you in."
She didn't close the door, and drew an imaginary line on the ground with her finger, telling Xiaobai that he was not allowed to cross this line, otherwise his butt would bloom.
Xiaobai stood outside the line, he really didn't dare to come in, and shouted to Bai Jianping who was watching TV: "Uncle~~~~ Your claws are still on TV, please save Xiaobai quickly, save me~~~~
~”
How could Bai Jianping save her? When this kid came in, he would make her watch TV, yelling about windmills and fake sophistication. He might have to watch the cat and the mouse with her all night. Isn't it annoying??
"I chatted while I was asleep." Bai Jianping replied very perfunctorily, making Xiao Bai jump to his feet in anger.
"Bai Jianping~~~~You are so stupid that you don't want to save my little friend, you are a bastard~~~"
Bai Jianping smiled and repeated, "I chatter in my sleep, no one should bother me."
Xiao Bai was furious. Seeing that her aunt was not in the living room, she jumped over like a little rabbit and hit Bai Jianping with the red panda in her hand. She also wanted to persuade him to save her, but suddenly she heard a sound coming from the room.
Frightened by her aunt's voice, Feng Fenghuo ran back and stood up again.
Malanhua came out of the room and noticed something. She stared at Xiaobai outside the door and said, "Little friend, did you come in to chat?"
Xiaobai shook her head quickly, her aunt was very nagging, and she knew it.
Malanhua: "Then do you remember it?"
Xiaobai nodded.
"explain."
"I want to be a policeman, and I asked my little friends to raise their hands and surrender. Luoliu surrendered, Xi'er surrendered, and so did Cheng Cheng and Xiaomi. Even Luo Zikang didn't surrender, and even instigated me to be a bastard. I was so angry that I was furious.
, just quarrel and chat with him..."
He has a small mouth and is very talkative.
Malanhua: "Tell me about your fight with him over the claws."
Xiaobai: "Liuliu said, Xiaobai, if Luo Zikang is good or bad, you can beat him."
"Liuliu said?"
Xiaobai nodded: "She also said, Luo Zikang, you are so miserable. Are you crying when Xiaobai scolds you? Then we will fight."
Malanhua: "Liuliu is a bit bad, why are you so stupid? You are indeed a Habao."
Xiaobai sighed and regretted: "I have to be more careful in the future, because the porridge is so spicy!"
Malanhua: "Is there anything else?"
Xiaobai nodded: "There is more."
"explain."
"Auntie, I love you so much."
The third party at the scene, Bai Jianping, who was watching TV, glanced sideways at her, curled his lips, and was filled with jealousy. If this melon had said that to him just now, he would have saved her a long time ago.
Malanhua smiled brightly and asked her to come in quickly. It was cold outside and the baby would get sick after being left there for too long.
"Let's go, take a shower."
"Paws? I don't want to take a bath."
"Smelly, you are a girl, you have to be clean."
"I smell good."
Malanhua came closer to her, sniffed her body, exaggeratedly pinched her nose and walked away: "It stinks."
"I don't smell bad! Boss Zhang instigated me to smell good. He's just a little cantaloupe."
"Claw? Boss Zhang said so?"
"I just smell so good."
Malanhua is interested in why Boss Zhang said she smells good. Is it possible that Boss Zhang smelled the child? What kind of abnormal behavior is this?
Finally, Xiaobai went to take a bath. He was not forced to take a bath, but he hurried there on his own initiative. He said he wanted to wash himself as fragrantly as Cheng Cheng, just because of what Malanhua said.
"After I've given you a bath, I'll give you new clothes. If you don't take a bath, you won't have new clothes to wear. It's up to you."
After a while, Ma Lanhua also went in. Xiaobai was still too young, so I didn't worry about letting her take a bath alone. In the summer, I was worried about her playing in the water, and in the winter, I was worried about her catching a cold. Besides, it was still hot water. What if it was hot?
manage.
Bai Jian was lying flat on the rocking chair and only heard the voices of two people coming from the bathroom.
"There's a lot of cigarette smoke, is uncle smoking and chattering inside?"
This melon!
"This is not smoke, this is water vapor."
"Water claws can also become angry? Are they angry enough to be angry?"
"Take a bath and don't talk."
Guawazi is too stupid to communicate.
"Auntie, can I sing a song?"
"Tell me first what you sing?"
"Hoo ho ho, I'm a very good nag, I'll sing "Xiao Bai's Boat" to you, okay?"
"There is such a song? You couldn't have made it up, right?"
"Goose goose haha~~"
"What song? It's just goose goose hahaha? Isn't this a giggle?"
"What? I haven't started singing yet."
"Then you sing and listen."
"The blue sky and the Milky Way are roaring
There is a little white boat
There is an osmanthus tree on the boat
She is playing with the little white rabbit
No sails on the boat
Float, float, float towards the west sky..."
There were no more voices in the bathroom, only Xiaobai's singing. Bai Jianping's attention was also diverted from the TV, and he concentrated on listening to the singing that floated to his ears.
After Xiaobai finished singing, Lao Ma asked her where she learned it and whether it was taught in kindergarten.
"Boss Zhang taught me, he said he wrote it for Xiaobai, Xiaobai's boat, hohohoho~~~ Auntie, I think Boss Zhang is bragging like uncle, but I won't instigate it, because we are good friends
Friend."
"Then why are you always bragging about your uncle?"