At nearly midnight in the middle of the night, Xiaobai was picked up by his aunt.
She was angry and refused to talk to her aunt because her aunt said yesterday that she would give her some summer clothes, but she didn't. He was just teasing her.
After returning home, Xiaobai immediately got into the bathroom and took a shower. He didn't come out for a long time.
Malanhua urged: "Xiaobai, what are you doing in there?"
"... Take a bath and take a bath."
"It's still not healed after rubbing it for so long? How big is your face? It takes so long to wash it?"
"You also want me to give you a bath."
"Are you coming out?"
"Take a bath with a rub."
"Gua Wa Zi! Come out."
"Tang Monk is riding a horse, and behind him is Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong, run fast, and behind him is a pig..."
"Why are you still singing? Guawazi, come out."
"My family lives in Loess Gaopo. My father is my mother's cousin. They were sneaking around before they were together. They accidentally got me. They got me."
Bang~ The bathroom door was forcefully pushed open by Malanhua.
When she saw Xiaobai squatting on the ground and playing with the water, she shouted angrily: "You melon kid! What the hell are you singing! Look at you, taking a bath, taking a ghost bath, and secretly playing with the water here! Your butt is itchy!"
Isn’t it?”
call out
Xiaobai nimbly got out from under her arm, quickly climbed onto his little bed, huddled in the corner, picked up his little water gun, and stared at his aunt with a fierce look.
"Don't mess with me, my little water gun is so scary."
There is no doubt that there is water in the small water gun and it was filled just now.
There is no doubt that if you really mess with her, she will definitely shoot. There is a precedent. Although she gets a spanking every time, as long as she is provoked again, she will still dare to shoot, making the enemy's face full of tears.
The little water gun was given to her by her favorite grandma, saying it was for her protection, so once she encounters someone with a bad temper, she will definitely draw the gun as soon as possible.
My aunt caught up and said loudly: "Okay, you point the water gun at me again, what? You want to force me, don't you? If you force me once, I will spank you ten times."
Xiaobai said fiercely: "Crawl away, I won't force you."
My aunt was very angry.
"You're such a bastard, you're so angry that I'm going to be a will-o'-the-wisp."
Not to be outdone, Xiaobai said: "I'm so angry that I risk the will-o'-the-wisp."
"Why are you making a will-o'-the-wisp! You're still playing with water, right?"
Xiaobai's eyes moved around, as if she didn't pay attention.
"Huh? Auntie, please listen carefully. Uncle is snoring."
Malanhua doesn't need to prick up her ears, her snoring is so loud that everyone can hear it.
"That's a pig."
"What to do?"
"What can we do?"
"Uncle Hululu, why don't we go to bed and tell you?"
"Immortal Banban! It's so late!"
"Sleep well, bye~"
"Stop."
"What? Are you still going to fight?"
"I'll give you some summer clothes. Don't say I'm a hot bitch again, or your ass will suffer."
"What? What!!! I have new clothes? Goose goose~"
Xiaobai jumped up, excited, and laughed like a goose.
Malanhua handed her a neatly folded piece of clothing and scolded her with a smile: "You are still not convinced that you are a melon. You are a typical melon, a fool."
Xiaobai looked at her new clothes happily and said she was Hanhan'er and Guawazi, and she recognized them.
Auntie added: "I have prepared several pieces of clothes for you."
Xiaobai was excited and stepped on the accelerator. He went to the highest gear in excitement and asked: "Where is it?"
"Hidden."
"Is there a princess dress?"
"No."
"Why don't you have a child?"
"What is the reason why? If there is nothing, then there is nothing."
"Look at it."
"Look at the hammer and give it to you when you want to wear it."
"Auntie, you are so beautiful."
"The fart is black."
"Auntie, I praise you, why do you say my fart is black?"
"When I give you clothes to wear, you call me pretty. If I don't give you clothes, you call me a hot bitch. Aren't you a bit of a bastard?"
"Do whatever you want, I'm not a bad person."
She had no interest in quarreling with her aunt, and now her whole mind was on the clothes in her hands.
This is a short-sleeved shirt, red and white, with two big numbers 33 and two Chinese characters "Messi" on it.
Xiaobai looked left and right and realized something was wrong. He jumped off the cot and followed his aunt, asking, "Aunt, do these look like a boy's clothes?"
My aunt said: "Who said these are boys' clothes?"
Xiaobai was not that easy to deceive and said firmly: "These are just boy's clothes. I am a girl. How could you have made a mistake?"
Aunt: "What's wrong? You are a doll. It doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl. Your hair is all that of a boy."
Xiaobai scratched her hair. It was indeed not long, unlike Cheng Cheng, Xiaomi and Liuliu, but she was indeed a girl.
"I pee while squatting. I am a girl, and the clothes I wear are those of a boy. Auntie, how do you dress up?"
Aunt said impatiently: "You don't want it, don't you? Don't want to give it back to me?"
When Xiaobai said he wanted to confiscate his clothes, he ran away quickly and said loudly: "What are you doing? I'm just instigating you. Really, I'm not generous at all."
"You just said I'm so beautiful, and now you're saying I'm not generous, you're such a bastard, sleep on me! Go to bed!"
"Why don't you just sleep and say goodbye? I'll take a look at my new clothes."
"Look at the hammer! It's almost one o'clock."
"Auntie, why is it not a princess dress?"
Malanhua didn't answer and turned off the light with a click. Xiaobai jumped angrily.
"It's dawn, the big rooster is about to crow."
Malanhua also jumped up in anger, ah no, she was lying on the bed pretending to be dead.
"Sleep! I have to do things tomorrow, and I won't be as comfortable as you!"
"I'm not restful either, I'm busy."
"What are you busy with?"
"I, I, I..."
"Come on, what are you busy with?"
"...I'm busy counting the stars."
"You are so charming and precious!"
"Why am I so angry~"
"Keep talking, my aunt will sleep with you."
"Auntie, why do you call me so precious?"
"You are so precious."
"Why are you so angry?"
"Don't ask anymore, I want to sleep with you!"
"Then why do you call me so precious?"
"If you don't go to bed and tell me, be careful some kid will come looking for you."
"Little Guitou is a baby like me. We are good friends. What should I be afraid of? How can you deal with her if she comes to you?"
"You're a bastard, you need to be punished, right?"
"Then why do you call me so precious? You say thief."
In the darkness, Malanhua was so angry that she stood up and caught Xiaobai, which was a surprise.
Xiaobai said angrily: "Why don't you say anything?"
He came to catch her without saying hello, which made her unprepared.
"Just tell me the devil."
Pia~pia~pia~
I spanked Xiaobai three times.
Xiaobai was beaten silently. After it was over, he became very angry and muttered for a long time.
As sleepiness came over him, Xiaobai, who was so high because of a small piece of clothing, finally fell silent.
