616, there is a woman in the house, there will be fireworks
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“Xiaobai, Xiaobai~!~You little melon, where are you going to chat!”
“Xiaobai! Come here and help me catch the chicken.”
“Xiaobai, you’re done, you ran away again, you just want to play and don’t work, right? I’ll open up your ass~”
…
“Old Bai~ Where did you die? Come over here and help me kill the chicken!”
“Lao Bai, you are a coward~”
“You, the Bai family, are all cowards, and you all hid away without a trace.”
…
In the kitchen, Malanhua closed the door. The chicken that Xiaobai brought back from the vegetable market felt that its life was threatened. It was running around in the kitchen, jumping around for a while.
Ma Lanhua was holding a kitchen knife, and several chicken feathers fell on her head. She was upset because she couldn't catch the naughty chicken.
At this time, she thought of Xiaobai’s trick: Take my sword.
She used to feel silly and full of stupidity when Xiaobai did this trick, but now she is very envious.
It would be great if she knew this trick. This chicken that runs around, is as timid as a mouse and is unwilling to die generously would not be able to be so rampant.
Eat my sword, this naughty chicken will shed its feathers on its own, fly into the pot, close its eyes, cover the pot lid, and wait until it is cooked. There is no need to embarrass her.
She is also a little afraid of killing chickens.
But this was just an imagination. The reality was that she couldn't catch the chicken! What made her even more angry was that just now, the old and the young were all in the living room, and in the blink of an eye, there was no one left. They were all gone.
If she stretched her head and looked under the window, she would see Lao Bai and Xiao Bai eating ice cream in the alley downstairs, each holding an ice cream, standing under the window, looking up at the window, and could vaguely see Malanhua.
figure, and the raised kitchen knife.
“There is a different feeling when there is a woman in the house, there is a smoky atmosphere.”
“Auntie has a knife in her hand. Uncle, do you want to go back?”
“You said your aunt has a knife in her hand, do you want my uncle to die?”
“嚯嚯嚯嚯~”
“Is it delicious?”
Xiaobai took a lick carefully and nodded wildly. It tasted delicious.
“Uncle, why are you so nice to me today?”
“Haha, don’t say such things, I’ve always been very nice to you.”
“You are afraid that your aunt will ask you to kill the chicken, aren’t you?”
“What do you mean, what do children know? You are so ignorant! Don’t tell the truth, you know? My uncle will be embarrassed.”
Two farts finished eating the ice cream before Shanshan went back.
“Lao Ma, I’ll catch Xiao Bai for you and chat with him”
Xiaobai, who had just entered the house, was stunned for a moment. She stopped in place with one foot still hanging in the air. Her uncle betrayed her! It was obviously her uncle who called her to eat ice cream!
“I, I didn’t~” Xiaobai quibbled feebly, thinking about whether to run away.
At this time, the closed kitchen door opened. First, a burst of white air came out, and then the aroma of stewed chicken filled the air. Malanhua's figure gradually appeared: "Catch that melon kid."
When Xiaobai heard this, he ran out, but he was a little late and was caught by the big fart Black and White Jianping.
“Uncle, please let my uncle go! Bai Jianping,” Xiaobai shouted.
Bai Jianping captured Xiaobai to Malanhua, and did not forget to add fuel to the fire: "As soon as she heard that you were going to kill the chicken, she ran out. I was worried that she was lost, so I chased her out. This melon boy was disobedient and ran around in the alley.
, I was almost dumped by her several times, and it took a lot of effort to find her, and I was very tired."
"Bai Jianping~ You are lying!" Xiaobai shouted.
Ma Lanhua captured Xiao Bai and said expressionlessly to Bai Jianping, who was smiling charmingly: "Go away~"
"Um?"
Bai Jianping was stunned for a moment. He said so many good things against his will. It would be fine if Lao Ma didn't praise him. Why did he curse others?
"Didn't you hear me clearly? Get out of here. You are eating ice cream downstairs. Do you think I didn't see it? You are a black ass and a black heart. I almost killed myself when I killed the chicken, but you are so good, eating it downstairs.
Ice cream, you came back to lie to me, and even betrayed Xiaobai, you are simply not a human being, Bai Jianping, you scumbag, stay away from me, I won’t have your share of dinner tonight.”
Xiaobai at his feet did not expect such a reversal of the plot, and was immediately happy. Not only was he let go, but his black-farted uncle also suffered.
"Hoo ho ho~ Uncle, you are done nagging. Your aunt caught you nagging. 666 will give you a big thumbs up. Aunt doesn't want you to nag." Xiaobai turned around and asked Malanhua: "Aunt, are you going to divorce your uncle?
?You have to think about it..."
She is not someone who stirs up trouble, she is far worse than a porcupine.
Ma Lanhua grabbed her pigtails and said, "I'm a watermelon! I don't think it's too big a deal. Go ahead and bang Bang Bang Chicken! Who gave you these pigtails? They look like caterpillars."
Xiaobai muttered that her angry aunt was so scary. She knew what was going on and didn't argue. She picked up a small wooden stick and beat the chicken. As she beat it, she muttered: "My chicken died so miserably. My aunt was so cruel.
She's such a black-ass, what's the name of Cheng Chengsuo? She's cruel and ruthless, I like spicy food..."
Dunzi’s mother came and helped with the cooking. By evening, a large table of dishes was almost ready. Bai Jianping and Dunzi’s father went to Xiaohongma to call Zhang Tan and Teacher Jiang.
"Where's Xiaobai?" Ma Lanhua asked. It was time to eat, but Xiaobai didn't see her.
“We were playing here just now, Dunzi, have you seen Xiaobai?” Dunzi’s mother asked.
Dunzi pointed to the outside of the house and said, "I'm looking for Xi'er."
"I'll go take a look." Zhang Tan was about to go out when Xiaobai came back, holding Xi'er with a big red flower in her head.
“hiahiahia, do you want to eat? I’m leaving, bye.”
Xiaobai held her little hand and said, "Let's eat Mangmang together."
“I’m going to Little Red Horse. Liliu said we’re going to play house, and I want to cook for her.”
“Don’t go away, eat Mangmang before you leave.”
“Dudu’s moon cake hasn’t been finished yet. I promised to help her finish it. I don’t have a belly anymore..."
“Don’t eat it. We have eaten so many moon cakes. Let’s eat something else. My aunt lives in Mangmang and it’s so delicious. I wouldn’t ask her to eat it.”
Xi'er looked at Malanhua inside the room, showed a bright smile, waved her little hand, said hello, and said, "Little Ding Ding said he wanted to go see some paintings, and I'm going to take him there."
It was to go to Little Red Horse Comics Studio, Ding Xiaohai was very interested in it.
小白: "Are you just playing with that melon boy? He will lie to you, and he is still laughing at you. You are a little fool, you only know how to laugh."
“He didn’t mean to.”
“He just meant to laugh at you.”
“Xiaobai, I’m leaving, bye.”
Xi'er tugged her hand to leave, but Zhang Tan threatened, "You're not allowed to leave once you're here. You must eat before leaving."
Xi'er looked at him with a smile, "You are Boss Zhang, you are a good person, I am not afraid of you."
Zhang Tan smiled and said, "Who put the big red flower on your head? It's so cute. You look like a flower when you smile."
Xi'er said proudly: "It's my sister."
“Does your sister cook at home?”
Xi'er nodded and said loudly to the people in the room: "The food cooked by my sister is delicious. I'm going to eat. I want to grow up. I can't live without eating."
Malanhua looked at her and said with a smile: "This child looks happy at first sight. He will definitely be blessed in the future. Come, I will go with you to find your sister."
Xi'er enthusiastically brought her to the house as a guest. As soon as she entered the door, she ran to the kitchen and shouted, Xiaobai's aunt is here~
Ma Lanhua invited the Tan sisters here.
The two sisters did not come empty-handed, they carried a carton of milk.
That's what Xi'er drank every morning. There was nothing available at home, so she only thought of this.
You cannot bring the cooked dinner because it is ordinary home-cooked food and you would not be willing to serve it to guests.
