Lu Jing walked to the river, took off his clothes and pants, and looked around again. There was no one around, so he took off his underwear as well, and then walked into the river.
The water in the river was very clear. He poured the water on his body with his hands and scrubbed it. When he felt that his body was almost washed, he soaked his clothes in the water, shook them vigorously a few times, fished them out, and squeezed out the water.
Lu Jing walked to the shore, spread his clothes on the grass, then lay down, picked up two dry leaves, and covered his eyes to block the sun.
The warm sunshine shone on my body, which made me feel very comfortable. Listening to the chirping of birds and smelling the fragrance of flowers and plants, I fell asleep unconsciously.
Dimly, he suddenly heard the banging of war drums. Lu Jing opened his eyes and saw a large group of soldiers with bright armor around him. Looking at himself again, he found that he was also wearing the same armor.
He holds a long sword in his hand.
He was feeling surprised when suddenly, the soldiers around him shouted loudly and rushed forward. Lu Jing couldn't help but follow them and shouted and charged. He looked forward and saw hundreds of steps away, thousands of soldiers wearing black
Enemy soldiers in black armor were rushing toward him. In the formation of the black-armored soldiers, they held dozens of black flags high, with the word "tattoo" written in big white on them!
Lu Jing suddenly understood: It turns out that we are fighting, and the enemy is the evil tattoo army. Great! The opportunity to make a name for yourself cannot be missed. You must kill him today!
Lu Jing screamed, and quickly rushed into the tattoo formation. His long sword stabbed east and west, and his body rushed left and right. The enemies spurted blood and fell one after another. The blood spurted by the killed enemies radiated out.
It was actually a fragrance like flowers and plants, which made Lu Jing feel relaxed and happy, and he was so satisfied with the killing that he felt like he was in heaven!
Suddenly, a thunderous roar came from the front!
Lu Jing was startled. He looked closely and saw a giant who was two or three times as tall as himself. He jumped up from a distance and landed in front of him. This man was wearing a black helmet and black armor, and his face was bumpy.
, extremely ugly. On the breastplate on the chest were engraved two large, shiny black characters - "Emperor Tu"!
It turns out that this person is Emperor Tiao, the leader of all evils in the entire Zhongzhou Continent!
Lu Jing hurriedly threw the long sword in his hand at Emperor Tiao! Emperor Tiao could not dodge, and the sword pierced Emperor Tiao's abdomen. Lu Jing picked up a long sword from the ground and threw it, and it stabbed Emperor Tiao in the chest. Lu Jing picked up the sword again and again.
He threw it and circled his body in a circle around Emperor Tui. After a while, Emperor Tui's body was surrounded by various spears, swords, and spears, like a hedgehog.
Lu Jing shouted loudly: "The tattooed thief still won't surrender?!"
An ugly and sinister smile appeared on Emperor Tui's ugly face. He raised his hands high and shouted, and dozens of weapons stuck in his body flew into the sky. Emperor Tui twirled his hands above his head, and the weapons in the air
Then they quickly rotated around Emperor Tui, gradually getting closer and merging together. Soon, those weapons merged into a huge war hammer!
Lu Jing finally came to his senses and said, "So you are so cunning. You tricked me into throwing you so many weapons so that you could conjure up your own sledgehammer!"
Emperor Ting smiled sinisterly and said: "Now I know it's too late. Surrender as soon as possible and become my slave. I will spare your life!"
Lu Jing laughed loudly and said, "Don't underestimate me!" He reached into his arms with his left hand, took out the laser gun, and aimed it at Emperor Tui!
Blue light as thick as a finger shot towards Emperor Tiao. Emperor Tiao suddenly changed color, and with a swing of the sledgehammer, he shot the blue light back towards Lu Jing.
Lu Jing swung the long sword with his right hand, shooting back the blue light, and fired another shot with his left hand, so the two blue rays of light shot towards Emperor Tui together!
Emperor Tui used a sledgehammer in his right hand and a fist in his left hand to fight back the two blue lights.
Lu Jing swung the long sword with his right hand and kicked with his left leg, knocking back the two blue lights; he fired another shot with his left hand, and the three blue lights flew towards Emperor Tui together!
Emperor Tiao jumped up, swung his sledgehammer, kicked out with his left and right feet, and knocked three blue lights back to Lu Jing.
Lu Jing also jumped up, shooting back three blue lights with his left and right feet and his long sword; the laser gun fired again, a total of four lasers shot at Emperor Tui!
Emperor Tiao jumped up again, hitting the four laser beams back to Lu Jing with both fists and feet!
Lu Jing's heart trembled: "Oh, I don't have that many hands and feet to fight back those lasers, but what should I do?" Seeing the lasers flying closer and closer, he suddenly came up with a plan and swung his laser gun to catch the blue lights,
All four blue lights were captured in the gun.
Lu Jing laughed, raised the gun and fired again, only to hear a loud "buzz" sound, and a blue light as thick as a thigh was shot out from the muzzle! It turned out that the four lasers he had inhaled before were also fired out at the same time, so the energy was so intense
huge!
Emperor Ting was shocked when he saw this, threw away his sledgehammer, and shouted: "I surrender!"
Lu Jing sighed and said helplessly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? It's too late to surrender now!"
The extremely thick blue light immediately burned Emperor Tui's armor, revealing a fat body with thick black long hair. Soon the long hair on Emperor Tui's body also burned, and the raging fire burned his huge body as fat as a hill.
Wrapped up.
After a while, the fire was extinguished. At this time, Emperor Tui was like a fat white pig waiting to be slaughtered, covered with snow-white fat and without a trace of hair.
Lu Jing stepped forward, picked up Emperor Tiao's huge fat white body that was twice as tall as himself, and squeezed it like a bed sheet was wet!
The oil was quickly squeezed out of Emperor Tiao's skin, and Lu Jing Dale squeezed harder. The oil continued to flow out of Emperor Tiao's body, and Emperor Tiao's body became smaller and smaller. After a while, Emperor Tiao's body became smaller and smaller.
It was as big as a mouse, extremely shriveled, only skin and bones could be seen, no flesh could be seen, and the whole body was squeezed into a twist. At this time, no more oil could be squeezed out.
Lu Jing handed Emperor Tiao's body to his comrade beside him. When he looked up, he saw that the comrade was Tang Yi!
Tang Yi said: "Commander Lu, please tell me how to deal with this thief?"
Lu Jing looked at himself and saw that the soldier's armor had turned into a marshal's uniform!
Lu Jing said: "This commander-in-chief orders you to make a strong cage, lock it inside, and exhibit it in various countries in the Central Continent. Each audience will be charged one gold coin for admission. If anyone wants to beat Emperor Tui to express his hatred, he can add one more gold coin."
Tang Yi said: "I will obey the marshal's order." He turned around and wanted to leave.
Lu Jing shouted: "Slow down!"
Tang Yi quickly turned around, bowed and asked, "Any other instructions, Commander-in-Chief?"
Lu Jing said: "You feed it a little rice water and a little pig food every day to prevent it from dying. Don't feed it too much, otherwise it will grow a lot of meat and become as powerful as before.
, the people of Zhongzhou will suffer again!"
Tang Yi showed great admiration: "The commander is not only extraordinary in martial arts, but also kind-hearted. He always thinks about the well-being of the people in the world. I really admire him!"
"Yes, yes." A familiar girl's voice sounded from behind. Lu Jing turned around and saw that it was Xinlian dressed in white. She seemed to be taller and slimmer, but her face was still delicate and charming.
Xinlian continued: "However, even if Emperor Tui grows a lot of flesh again, Marshal Lu can easily defeat him again. Otherwise, Marshal Lu will only have peerless martial arts in the future but can't find an opponent to beat you. Wouldn't it be wrong?"
Too lonely?"
"That's right, we can't let the commander count gold coins all day long." Su Feng came here at some unknown time and interrupted. He was holding a huge plate with a large pile of gold coins on it.
"The great achievements of Marshal Lu are truly unprecedented and unparalleled. Even General Li Mu has no choice but to be inferior." The old storyteller also came here and said with excitement: "I have compiled the achievements of Marshal Lu into wonderful stories, a total of one hundred and ten.
There are eight sections, each section can be spoken for two hours.”
Lu Jing said solemnly: "Okay! But one thing you need to pay attention to is that you must tell the truth and don't add jealousy!"
The old storyteller looked at Lu Jing with admiration and said: "Yes! Yes! The commander-in-chief's achievements are so wonderful that they have already surpassed all the oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar. I really can't think of anything else to add."
Lu Jing raised his head to the sky and thought: The enemy is gone, what should we do next?
"Shuai Lu." It was Xinlian's voice.
Lu Jing lowered his head and saw that there were two beauties standing next to Xin Lian, one was Yan'er with whom he had had physical contact, and the other was Sylvia who was wearing a gauze-like transparent dress.
"Savior, you are sweating so much, let us give you a bath." Sylvia said with an adoring look.
Lu Jing nodded, raised his hands, and the marshal's shirt flew away from his body, exposing his fit and strong body to the warm sunshine.