After walking for a while, Lu Jing felt a little bored and wanted to go back to his bedroom to rest. But he didn't know where his "own" bedroom was, and he couldn't ask for directions, so he had to find a palace maid who looked more pleasing to his eye.
, and asked her to help him, who was sick, to the bedroom.
The palace maid was stunned for a moment, then she cautiously took Lu Jing's arm and walked towards a long corridor. There was a staircase in the middle of the long corridor. The two of them went upstairs, passed through a hall, and came to a door.
The palace maid let go of Lu Jing, lowered her head and said softly: "Mr. Hua, we're here."
"Ah? Oh! Are you here?" Lu Jing replied.
He opened the door and walked in, looking around and poking around curiously.
Lu Jing had been busy for a while and sweated a lot, but he hadn't drank water for a long time, so he saw an extremely exquisite kettle on a beautiful shelf, so he walked over and opened the lid and took a look. He saw the inside of the kettle
There was a small half-pot of clear water, and it still exuded a refreshing fragrance, so I picked it up and put it to my mouth, raised my neck, and drank it all in a few big gulps.
When Lu Jing drank water, the palace maid made a surprised "ah" sound, but he did not hear it.
"This bad guy is so extravagant. Even the kettle he drinks from is studded with gold and precious stones. If he continues to be so extravagant, I'm afraid the whole country will be brought down by him! Hehe, luckily Hua Longyang was killed by me.
The people of Lu and the previous kings should thank me!" Lu Jing thought proudly in his heart.
He felt that drinking this little water was still not enough to quench his thirst, so he took the kettle and walked outside the door and said to the embarrassed palace maid: "Go and get me more water, I haven't drunk enough yet!"
The palace maid was shocked when she heard this, and looked at "Hua Longyang" blankly, without making any other move.
Lu Jing saw that she was in a daze, so he raised the kettle above his head, with the mouth of the pot facing down, raised his head, and poured the few drops of water into his mouth.
"This, this, this is..." The palace maid covered her mouth with her hands and stammered, unable to speak completely.
Lu Jing frowned and asked, "What is this?"
"That's it, that's the urinal that Huajun uses for urination~~"
"Ah!!!" When Lu Jing heard this, he was so shocked that he almost spat out the water he drank!
"Of course I know this is a urinal, but now I'm really thirsty, so I can't help but drink it!" Lu Jing explained in a far-fetched way. He cursed in his heart: "I...fuck you Hua Longyang family's ten
Eight generations of perverted ancestors, using a urinal is ten times more luxurious than the teapot in Prince Qi's palace, and he even made up the scent to deceive me!
If you die with your eyes open, you can show up and come to me to take revenge. Why do you want to treat me like this and trick me into drinking water from your dead man's urinal?! You ****, let me see if I don't chop your body into pieces!!
"
"What Mr. Hua means is: let me fill this urinal with water, and then..." the palace maid asked timidly.
Lu Jing replied angrily: "Just fill the urinal with the same amount of water as before. You first help me find the teapot and fill it with water. I still want to drink."
"As ordered." The palace maid walked into Hua Longyang's bedroom. She always faced Lu Jing politely, so Lu Jing could not see her behind.
Lu Jing placed the urinal on the original shelf. He looked at the most beautiful urinal he had ever seen in his life and thought: In addition to being a little heavy, the shape and size are not suitable for a urinal.
Moreover, Hua Longyang's male organ was no different from that of an ordinary man, so why did he use such a strange thing to relieve his pain? After thinking about it, he felt that the only explanation could be that this monster would rather sacrifice function for the sake of looking good.
Lu Jing looked at the palace maid and muttered something: "You damn Long Yang! If you dare to tease me again, I will cut off your head and use it as a urinal!"
The palace maid took out a set of simple and elegant tea sets from a cabinet, placed them on an exquisite small table, and then looked at Lu Jing.
"Where's the kettle?" Lu Jing asked.
The palace maid timidly said: "This is the kettle from which Mr. Hua drinks water."
"Fuck!" Lu Jing looked at the exquisite teapot on the table, which was much smaller than his fist, and thought to himself: Even if the teapot is so small, even if it is filled with water, I only need to drink it in one sip.
Six teacups, so perverted!
Lu Jing opened the lid of the teapot, pointed to the empty pot, and asked, "Is this what I usually drink from?!"
The palace maid said with a bitter face: "Yes!"
Lu Jing asked again: "Is there no other cup or pot that can drink water in my house?"
The palace maid shook her head.
Lu Jing was a little dumbfounded. He took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled it, and said: "I'm not feeling well today and my head is dizzy, so I'm a little confused. Now help me get a big kettle and fill it with water.
I want to drink!"
"Now go get a big kettle?" The palace maid seemed a little embarrassed and said, "Everything Mr. Hua uses is custom-made, and it takes many days to make it, so..."
Lu Jing spat angrily. He looked around, then walked to the wall, picked up a metal vase half a person's height, handed it to the palace maid, and said: "Throw away the flowers in here, and then wash the vase."
Clean it and bring it filled with water."
"Full?" The palace maid was surprised at first, and then said in a very embarrassed tone: "The water that Mr. Hua drinks is extremely delicate, so it is difficult to prepare. The water monitor can only make more than two kilograms a day, and the weather has been dry these days.
, so less..."
Lu Jing was also surprised: Although I knew that Hua Longyang lived a very elegant life, I still greatly underestimated his perverted degree of sophistication!
Lu Jing said angrily: "From now on, I will drink whatever water you drink. Fill it up and bring it to me!" The palace maid bowed and said, "As you command." She took the vase with both hands and stepped back.
Then he walked out of the door and reached a place where Lu Jing couldn't see, then turned around and left.
Lu Jing walked around the room angrily for a while. Having learned the painful lesson of using a urinal as a teapot, he did not dare to mess around with anything in the room anymore.
"This is a bed, right?" Lu Jing thought and lay down on the bed. The bed was so soft that he was a little uncomfortable with it.
After a while, the palace maid came back, holding a somewhat heavy vase in her hand.
Lu Jing jumped up from the bed, took the vase, and started drinking.
"Comfortable! This is how normal people live!" Lu Jing sighed in his heart after drinking enough, wiping his mouth.
When he saw the palace maid standing with her head bowed, he felt something in his heart and said, "I am not feeling well today and my mind is very confused. Please tell me how to use the things in this room."
Although the palace maid was confused, she still carefully explained to Lu Jing the use of various things in the house. Lu Jing pretended to be absent-minded, but in fact he was very careful in memorizing.
After explaining, Lu Jing asked the palace maid to leave and lay on the bed to rest, thinking about the current situation and what he would face in the future.
He thought: Judging from the current situation, his appearance has completely deceived the guards, palace maids and eunuchs. Even when he made a fool of himself by drinking water from a urinal, the palace maid did not seem to doubt him at all.
Identity. From this point of view, my current ability and wisdom are really extraordinary, hahahaha!~~
At this moment, the eunuch shouted from outside: "The king has arrived!"