Chapter 96 Beating bad guys is more fun than holidays!
Lu Jing was insulted repeatedly by the two tattooed men, and soon became furious. He shouted to the onlookers: "Let's beat these two bastards together!"
The onlookers looked at me and I looked at you, but no one dared to step forward. Only Sylvia kicked the two tattooed men a few times.
At this time, Jing Yun was sober from his drunkenness. He staggered over and said inarticulately: "Take off, take off your clothes and beat me!"
Lu Jing and Da Le, together with Jing Yun, quickly took off all the clothes, pants and shoes of Yin and Cui, leaving only four smelly socks on their feet. Jing Yun also pulled the chins of the two tattooed people.
They had to dislocate their joints. From then on, they could no longer curse. They could only stare angrily and gasp, "Haha". Although their expressions were very angry, their voices sounded like laughter.
The blond girl turned her face away, embarrassed to see the two naked men. Lu Jing said loudly to her: "It's not like you haven't seen naked men before! Haven't you seen all of me? And you said you have done so before.
It belongs to my lover!" Sylvia yelled "Ouch" and pinched Lu Jing's butt.
Jing Yun couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene. After laughing, he said: "Beat them! Just don't beat them to death!"
The fists and kicks of Jing and Lu were like raindrops, hitting the two villains on the ground with "crackling" sounds, but they did not use their internal strength.
When everyone around them saw how happy they were playing, they were all excited and eager to try, but they never had the courage to step forward and fight together.
Seeing the cowardice of the people around him, Lu Jing grunted with disdain and continued to beat the two naked pigs with Jing Yun!
As they were beating, Lu Jing suddenly had an idea. He pulled out his dagger, cut the tattooed clothes and pants that were thrown on the ground into two strips of cloth, and tied them to the eyes of Yin and Cui so that they could no longer see their surroundings.
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Jing Yun stopped hitting and looked at Lu Jing's movements curiously.
Lu Jing shouted loudly: "Zhang San, come here and spank him! You dare not come over?! If you don't come over, I will beat you. Hey~~ That's right."
Having said this, he lightly kicked Cui Ju's ass, and then said loudly: "You kicked so lightly, Zhang San, are you a man? Kick a few more times, or I will kick you."
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Then he kicked Cui Ju hard on the butt several times, and then shouted: "That's right! Well done to Zhang San! Li Si, Wang Wu, Zhao Liu, Hu Qi, Zhou Ba, you all come here
Beat these two bastards, or I will beat you up!"
After waiting for a moment, Lu Jing signaled Jing Yun with his eyes, and Jing Yun immediately understood. The two of them hit the tattooed man on the ground one after another with their fists and kicks. They kept changing their positions while hitting, pretending that there were many people beating them.
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When the bystanders saw this scene, some young and strong men came forward and began to punch and kick the tattooed man on the ground. The one who beat the most vigorously was the young male waiter, because he had just been kicked to the ground by Cui Ju.
, and was almost forced by Yin Jian to kneel down and drink soup from the floor, so he hated these two tattooed people very much.
Many bystanders couldn't help it and rushed forward to start a fight.
The more they hit, the more excited they became, and the harder they hit, the harder they hit. Lu Jing and Jing Yun were pushed outside by them, and they could no longer touch the people who were being beaten on the ground. They could only hear the crackling sound of flesh and flesh, which made Yin and Cui suffer from severe pain from the beating.
, opened his mouth and yelled "hehe", his lower body could no longer hold back the urine in his bladder, and it spurted out intermittently. Some of the attackers were hit by the splash of urine on their hands and even their faces. Everyone was hit by the splash of urine.
I found that the urine did not smell bad, and even had a strong smell of wine!
Everyone felt a little tired of the frontal beating, so they turned the two tattooed men over, lying on the urine smelling of wine, and continued to beat the back and buttocks!
At this time, many people outside the teahouse saw the bustle here and kept pouring in. After asking about the situation, they were not willing to let go of this good opportunity to vent their anger. They were all eager to try, but they couldn't squeeze into the circle of beatings.
It wasn't until the first group of beaters left because their hands and feet were sore that those who came after them had the opportunity to squeeze into the circle and continue the beating! Even the girl waiter who had been bullied by the tattooed man just squeezed in and kicked the two bare pigs.
After a few kicks, he squeezed out from the crowd and thanked Lu Jing and Jing Yun. Lu Jing and Jing Yun said a few polite words. The girl waiter walked away with a blush on her face, but her eyes secretly glanced at these two people many times.
A brave young man.
Lu Jing, Jing Yun and Sylvia stood aside, watching the gang fight, smiling happily. Jing Yun sighed and said: "These people are not as happy as they are today during the holidays!"
After a while, everyone was tired from the beating, and they gradually dispersed, and the crackling sound became sparse. At this time, I saw two tattooed pigs with black bruises and lumps all over their faces, and their facial features were severely deformed from the beatings.
Saliva, nose, and urine smelling of alcohol are still flowing out.
At this time, a thin young scholar came over, holding up the pen and ink pot in his hand, and asked Lu Jing: "The young man is not good at using force, but he likes to dance and write. I want to leave some words on these two people. I don't know."
Is that possible?"
Lu Jing laughed, glanced at Jing Yun and Sylvia, and said, "As long as it's something interesting, there's no harm in writing it!"
Jing Yun also smiled and said: "Be vulgar, not elegant, and don't write things that most people can't understand~~"
The scholar thought for a moment and then said: "You two are right!" He turned around and picked up the clothes and pants of the two tattooed men on the ground, walked to Yin Jian, squatted down and wiped Yin Jian's face with his clothes and pants.
Then he dipped the pen in ink and wrote the words "Born an idiot, I am the stupidest" on Yin Jian's forehead. The writing was in red. It turned out that his jar was filled with cinnabar juice, otherwise the black ink would be difficult to apply to the black face.
Write clearly.
Then the scholar wiped the skin of Yin Jian's chest and wrote: "Emperor Tsai is a pig, so is the Wuzong, plus Tian Gang, there are three pigs in total!" sixteen large red characters.
Everyone laughed when they saw that his writing was interesting.
Sylvia thought to herself: These handwritings are majestic, flying and dancing, very beautiful, much better than this scholar's appearance. It's a pity that neither Lu Jing nor I can write such good handwriting.
The person next to him saw that the scholar's writing was interesting, and he became interested, so he asked for pen and ink and wrote on Cui Ju's back: "Our great tattoo army will not be defeated if we attack, but we will fall if we defend!" Twelve words. Scenery
Seeing this, Yun immediately laughed and then said: "I like this sentence the most, I hope it will come true!"
Another person grabbed the pen and ink and drew eyes, nose, mouth and ears on Cui Ju's bare butt, and added a little beard. This person was very skilled in painting, and the face on his butt was lifelike, extremely ugly, vulgar, and very funny.
. Then he wrote the words "Tainted Emperor's Face" on the "forehead" above the "eyes". Everyone laughed, and Sylvia and the girl waiter even laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt and they bent down.
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A beautiful woman in luxurious clothes came forward, asked for a pen and cinnabar juice, and wrote fourteen words under Yin Jian's navel: "I have never been able to lift, and I can't get close to women in this life!" Although the sentence was vulgar, it still
The handwriting was extremely beautiful. Everyone watching was very happy.
When Lu Jing saw the woman, his heart skipped a beat and he thought: There is such a beautiful woman here! He asked Jing Yun softly: "Who is this beauty?"