"Ninety-nine!" A shout that pierced the clouds and cracked the rocks broke the silence of the forest. A tall black figure jumped up with a stick-like object and smashed it down.
"Skunk!" However, the target of the black shadow, a black and white mammal on the ground, easily dodged the attack, let out a laugh, and then disappeared in a whoosh.
"Damn it!" The figure was a boy about seventeen years old, about 1.8 meters tall, with a short head and a standard honest face. At this moment, he was cursing and checking whether the long net bag on his hand was damaged.
He kept complaining, "This is the first time, it's as slippery as oil, and it's running away again."
The bushes behind the tall boy moved, and a short boy came out: "Xiaoji, if you want to be more liberal, this is a good thing."
Although he is called like a big brother, he is actually one or two years younger than the tall boy. He also has an oriental appearance, but he can be said to be eye-catchingly beautiful, and he is holding a green baby in his arms.
Potted plants.
While he was talking, several vines stretched out from the potted plant and brushed off the leaves for him. It was obviously not an ordinary plant.
"Think about it, if it was so easy, would it still be our turn?" the young man analyzed.
"That's the truth, but what kind of good thing is this, Brother Ling?" The tall young man known as Xiao Ji sighed, put the net bag on his shoulders, turned to face Brother Ling, "We all have this last one.
We’ve been arrested for three days, we can’t continue like this!”
"It's been three days?" Hearing this, Brother Ling suddenly fell into deep thought as if struck by thunder, "You're right, we can't go on like this, otherwise I won't have enough tissues in the pit."
"Then you can just use the cleaning technique... No, why am I talking about this?" Xiao Ji found that he was being led astray by Brother Ling, and rolled his eyes, "What I said was not good was not about your personal hygiene.
Ah...forget it, don't talk about your good things, I'll be annoyed by it."
"You adapted very quickly. Now you have the accent of people in this world. I remember a few days ago, you were scared to death by the ghost-faced flower and shouted that you wanted to go home." Brother Ling said, "My family has a eldest son."
"Succeeded" look of relief, "This is a good thing."
Of course, Brother Ling was also quite aware of current affairs and ran away with his short legs before Xiao Ji got mad.
Not to mention, although Brother Ling is much shorter than Xiao Ji, his running speed is not slow at all, especially since this is a forest, and he can be seen skillfully avoiding obstacles one by one, as if walking on flat ground. In comparison
, Xiao Ji’s movements were much clumsy, and he could only barely keep up with his legs.
The two ran like this one after another for a long time, but they never found the last skunk required by the mission. After being frightened many times by Xiaoji, this guy obviously became more careful. Speaking of which, the skunk they were following recently
It's always the same one. Could it be that there are only ninety-nine skunks in this forest?
"Oops!" Xiao Ji was in a hurry to catch up with Brother Ling. He didn't look at the road carefully and tripped over something. Under the influence of inertia, he jumped out a long distance and ate a mouthful of mud.
A pair of familiar sneakers appeared in front of Xiao Ji. They belonged to Brother Ling. He quickly got up and wanted to say something.
"Let's run quickly, that thing you stepped on just now is a bear." Brother Ling finished speaking first, turned around and ran away again.
Although Xiao Ji was stupid, he still knew how to write the word "death", and he rolled forward and followed Brother Ling forward.
They didn't know how far they ran, but they heard the unwilling cry of a black bear behind them, and then turned around and walked away as if they had given up.
"Hoo, ho," Xiao Ji ran so hard that his lungs almost vomited out. After making sure it was safe, he made an emergency stop and hugged a tree, "He, he won't chase you anymore?"
"Isn't this nonsense? If it is still chasing, do you dare to stop?" Brother Ling's physical strength is obviously much better, and he did not even take a breath after running for such a long time. He even had the mood to look at Xiao Ji after he despised it.
Take a look at the surrounding environment.
Here is a meadow by the lake, with flowers everywhere. It can be said to be quiet and peaceful.
Extremely dangerous.
That the black bear suddenly stopped could only mean that they had entered the territory of something more terrifying, a very simple reasoning.
However, Brother Ling glanced at the panting Xiao Ji. This guy has a bold temper and a petty temper. All his nutrition depends on his height. In order to avoid scaring him to death, it is better not to come to this conclusion.
Be optimistic, maybe the black bear is rushing home to collect his clothes?
Xiao Ji quickly recovered and found that Brother Ling had stopped saying a word after complaining about him. He was a little puzzled: this guy usually wouldn't just stop when he got the chance to ridicule him, maybe he had something on his mind.
"Brother Ling, what are you thinking about?"
"I miss women." Brother Ling replied casually, as if he didn't even realize what he said.
"Woman?!" A lewd smile suddenly appeared on Xiao Ji's honest face. He was not sleepy talking about this anymore. He leaned close to Brother Ling's head and said, "What woman? You can't treat your brother badly. Give me one too."
ah!"
Brother Ling suddenly choked. He originally just wanted to deal with it casually, but he forgot that this guy was a pervert, and this kind of topic would inevitably be entangled. Thinking of this, he took a few steps back with a look of disgust and distanced himself.
Now that the topic has been raised, if he doesn't say a few words, he may be laughed at by Xiao Ji in the future. However, when it comes to the topic of women, his knowledge is really limited, not counting the fierce little sister at home.
All that is left is a mother who likes to cry.
However, his mother's tears were really like running water. They would stop whenever she wanted to, and they would just flow when she wanted to cry. It really fulfilled the old saying.
"Women are made of water."
"What weird things are you talking about again?" Xiao Ji noticed that Brother Ling was blabbing sometimes, and this was obviously not the answer he wanted, so he spat at him dissatisfied, "That's not just water, you haven't seen it.
Is there a formula for the human body?”
"Didn't you refine it? Besides refining copper, you actually know how to alchemy?" Brother Ling retorted, "Don't look down on what the ancients said, there is actually some truth to it."
"When I was twelve years old, could I be called copper-smelting if I liked a girl of the same age? And I have recently understood that the big and round things are the most important thing to me, and I have woken up. But you, you..." Xiaoji was revealed
Damn it, old face
Yihong started to argue, and suddenly he glanced at the lake beside him. He had an idea and said confidently, "Look, there is a lot of water in this lake. If you can get me a girl out of it, I will consider what you said to be reasonable."
"
"Tsk, then I won't be able to take advantage," Brother Ling felt that there was no need to make this bet with him, "How about if I win, you will take my last name?"
Xiao Ji was also in high spirits today: "If my surname is yours, I'll take your surname. If you can't catch me, you can call me Ji Liuling. How about that?"
"It's settled, just wait until you change your name to Yi Shuzhai." Yi Liuling walked to the lakeside holding the potted plant. Boys always seem to be a little inexplicable about the relationship between father and son, and besides, he has a trick to Ji Shuzhai. The trump card is, "Yousheng, give me some energy and turn into a fish hook grass."
Yi Liuling patted the flowerpot twice with her hand. The potted plant named Yousheng stretched out a vine, with a fishhook-like branch extending from the end into the water.
To make a bet, Yi Liuling naturally prepared a back-up plan: Pomelo can transform into any plant, and he remembered that there was a plant in the book called beauty fruit. The fruit resembled a human woman and could lure travelers into a trap. After a while, he It's not a problem to get one out and deceive someone with a brain like Ji Shuzhai's.
After all, the plan could not keep up with the change. Less than twenty seconds passed, and the vines of Yousheng suddenly straightened up, and a feeling of confidence spread from the flowerpot.
"Wuhu, you're hooked," Yi Liuling whistled, deciding to trust Yousheng's judgment, increasing her magic power output, and quickly pulled up the "thing" that wasn't too heavy in the first place.
What Yi Liuling "caught" was a large ball of blue transparent jelly-like creature. Under his earnest eyes, the creature shook and transformed into a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, but its body was still the same. Material.
"Hou, do you see that? Monster girl! Slime girl!" As an external control person, Yi Liuling was rarely excited and demonstrated this with an action that was accompanied by a "dang-dang-dang" sound effect. The girl with a blank face said to Ji Shuzhai, "Okay, give me your last name. I will call you Xiaoyi from now on."
"Fart, fart." In fact, Ji Shuzhai was already familiar with Yi Liuling's routine. He guessed that he would probably let Yousheng change into something to fool him. He had already thought about his excuses, but in the end, he really made a fool of himself. Lime girl, he didn't expect it, "I think slime is not considered a woman. You have no chance of winning unless you can prove it."
"Why can't she be considered a woman?" Yi Liuling decided to convince Ji Shuzhai to lose, "It's up to me."
After saying that, he suddenly approached the slime girl with lightning speed and gave her a kiss on the left cheek.
When this slime girl made a move, the part that simulated human eyes flashed with murderous intent just like her real eyes, but her movements were too slow, so she did not avoid it.
"Pa!" However, at this moment, after realizing what happened, the slime girl was shocked, and her expression seemed to be a little more intelligent. She changed her previous dull look and used her left hand to round up an ear scraper. On Yi Liuling's face.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Yi Liuling seemed to see the corners of her mouth turn up, but the slime girl didn't give him any more opportunities to observe. She turned over and fell back into the lake, disappearing into the bottomless water again. in water.
"What's going on with this strange heartbeat? I'm not shaking my head." Yi Liuling touched her face, but did not forget about the business. She turned back and pointed at the palm prints outlined by the mucus on her face, "Look, this is... Not called a woman?"
"Crack!"
"What are you doing?"
Ji Shuzhai, who was slapped because he suddenly came closer, said proudly: "Tsk, so this is called a woman?"
Yi Liuling looked at the slap marks on Ji Shuzhai's face, touched her own face, twitched her ears, and then said helplessly: "Forget it, you kept your surname, and the bet is settled."
Already."
This is already the best result. If Ji Shuzhai insists on letting Yi Liuling admit defeat, I am afraid that it will eventually turn into a tragic ending of becoming a mother and changing her surname. It is enough to make Yi Liuling suffer. There is no need to force a change.
, Ji Shuzhai was already very happy.
This joy did not last long, because he suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute, that means we didn't do anything, so we got two slaps in vain?"
"You finally realized it, but that's a good thing."
"Why is this a good thing?" Ji Shuzhai rubbed his face and asked curiously.