Ever since she was dropped out of primary school, Hong Xiaoyu has devoted herself to intense study.
It’s just that there are too many teachers to teach her.
Some of these teachers wore long robes with folding fans, some wore long robes and mandarin jackets, and some wore Chinese tunic suits with their hair neatly styled.
There are also some old ghosts who have been stuck in the underworld and have not been reincarnated because of some obsession.
It can be said that all the most educated ghosts in the underworld were summoned.
They had been in the underworld for a long time, and they never thought that they would have a chance to return to the earth.
Although I have lost my deepest obsession, my professional knowledge has not been forgotten at all.
When Jin Qing promised them that he could go out for a walk when he was not busy.
Those old ghosts all have bright eyes, and they are very curious about things in this world.
However, some modern A-piao are not interested in this.
All emotions and desires disappeared, and all the people and things I experienced in the past were completely forgotten.
But the belief in my heart has never been forgotten.
Their interest in the outside world is completely inferior to that of educating Hong Xiaoyu.
Although I can’t think of what I would ask Hong Xiaoyu to do after educating Hong Xiaoyu.
But it’s always good to have an opportunity to teach yourself this skill.
In particular, Hong Xiaoyu not only has a photographic memory, but also has a lot of time to study even when he sleeps at night.
You don’t have to worry about not having enough time allocated.
As a result, Hong Xiaoyu learned a variety of things.
Others take Chinese classes where they learn new Chinese characters in Pinyin.
Hong Xiaoyu's Chinese teacher was an old man wearing round glasses. He shook his head and taught Hong Xiaoyu the first lesson: "Also, when it comes to people, you must speak your mind to what you see in your heart, and you must speak your mind to what others see. People are related to each other.
Heart, heart and people can never be separated."
Looking at the two people's heads shaking like meteor hammers, Jin Qing chewed on his elbow.
Asked 707, "Will you have cervical spondylosis?"
707 comforted Jin Qing in a gentle voice, "Don't worry, there will be no problem. I haven't seen anyone shake their head off in so many years."
Jin Qing sighed, "How can I not worry? If I really die, I will be relieved. But if I really get sick, I will have to spend money."
Therefore, she hates children the most.
707""Just be a human being!
In the foreign language class, an old man wearing a suit and a money rat tail on his hair was leaning on the sofa. "In the first class, let's appreciate a beautiful English poem.
As for why we should learn English poetry? That is because after you learn English well, you can use our principles of life and our gentle and honest poetry to teach those foreign countries."
Jin Qing tilted his head and looked at 707, "Do you understand?"
707 "What do you think?"
Jin Qing ate some popcorn and said, "I understand."
707 ""If I believe you, then I'm a stick.
In the labor class, a skinny old man wearing a Chinese tunic suit said, "In today's class, we will first learn some simple physics knowledge. Physics is the most interesting subject in the world."
707 "Host, what is the relationship between labor class and physics."
Jin Qing spit out the melon seed rinds in his mouth, "I don't know, I was originally looking for a nanny who specialized in housework during my lifetime. Who knew that she turned around and ran away when she saw the other Ah Piao!"
I have no choice but to pull anyone over to make up the number.
But I heard that this person's calculations were quite good.
It's just that I don't know what worries me, so I stay in the underworld.
In the physical education class, a tall and straight figure
The soldier solemnly said to Hong Xiaoyu, "No matter what you do, you must first ensure that you have a strong body. Now run 500 meters."
707 "You won't break your leg if you run away!" A five-year-old baby.
Jin Qing had a gloomy look on his face, "It's too expensive!"
During lunch break, Hong Xiaoyu was already a little sleepy. A smiling white-haired old man took a math book and directly entered Hong Xiaoyu's dream. "Only those who are good at using sporadic time will achieve greater results."
Therefore, this lunch break, which is three times longer than during the day, belongs to him.
The afternoon class was easier than the morning class, but it was a little weird.
In the science class, an old man in a white coat grabbed a frog and looked at Hong Xiaoyu with a smile, "Now that you have a general understanding of the organs of the human body, let's learn the difference between human organs and animal organs today.
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707 "Host, Hong Xiaoyu will not have any psychological shadow."
Jin Qing nodded in agreement, and then yelled to the old man, "Take it easy this class, wait until I go buy some bullfrogs and come back." Frogs don't have much meat!
707 ""You are also home as a dog.
In the ethics and rule of law class, a man with a meticulous hairstyle shouted to Hong Xiaoyu with great excitement, "Read with me, we must defend our country with our lives. If your voice is not loud enough, do it again."
Looking at Hong Xiaoyu who was shouting hoarsely, 707 said: "Host, if you continue to teach like this, Hong Xiaoyu won't have any problems!"
Jin Qing, who was squatting on a stool eating bullfrog, raised his head from his busy schedule and glanced, "Next time when you stew bullfrog, put more chili pepper."
Hong Xiaoyu was so angry that she shouted loudly, "Okay~~~~"
707 ""It's over, this is completely crazy.
Finally it’s time for the music class that cultivates one’s emotions.
Looking at the man in ancient costume, playing the piano and crying at the same time,
A woman who also sings "Looking and searching, deserted and miserable".
707 looked at Jin Qing in shock, "Host, isn't it good for Hong Xiaoyu to learn such music?"
Jin Qing chewed the small fish in his mouth until it made a crunching sound. "There's nothing wrong with it. This one is cheap."
It is said that he has a deep obsession and wants to find an opportunity to let himself go.
Not only did he not mention any conditions, he also claimed that he could help Jin Qing wash clothes, cook and take care of the children.
It would be better if she could change her habit of crying when she sees Hong Xiaoyu.
The art teacher is also dressed in ancient costume. It is said that this person did not reincarnate purely out of selfish motives in the underworld.
Because the underworld needs this person to draw records for them.
This man's paintings are so lifelike that the landscapes, flowers and birds seem to come alive.
It's just that this person has a problem. Before painting, he must drink three bowls of wine.
With Xiaobai's Appearance Talisman and Five Senses Talisman, this person has a human sense of taste.
So before teaching, he first made a request to Jin Qing, saying that he wanted to taste the strongest wine in the world.
Considering that the other party was an Ah Piao and considering the cost-effectiveness, Jin Qing bought three bottles of 95 medical alcohol and drank it down for this person.
I haven't woken up yet, so I can only disrupt the course schedule and let the comprehensive practice teacher take over.
A middle-aged man in a yellow military uniform looked at Hong Xiaoyu solemnly, "Today, we are going to learn how to make a simple homemade weapon. Although this thing is not too powerful, it is more simple and convenient."
After looking at the day's classes, 707 couldn't help but ask Jin Qing, "Host, why are there no mental health teachers?"
But she saw Jin Qing pointing her finger at her nose, "I will give her psychological counseling myself." She is professional in ideological work.
707 ""Are you planning to let Hong Xiaoyu destroy the world?
