"Dad, look there is an uncle peeing on the roadside!"
Mu Lele looked around and saw an uncle standing peeing in the woods not far away.
Zhan Yunkai also took a look and frowned, "These are the behaviors of savages, you can't learn them."
Mu Lele frowned, "But Dad, I need to pee!"
"Who asked you to drink water along the way? You drank half of the water on my back."
Zhan Yunkai said indifferently.
This son refuses to listen.
Keep hydrating yourself.
"Let's go, the navigation sign here says there is a toilet one kilometer ahead."
Zhan Yunkai took a look at the map navigation.
Mu Lele said, "After one kilometer, my bladder is about to explode!"
He couldn't hold it in anymore.
"I also want to imitate my uncle in peeing in the woods."
Zhan Yunkai said indifferently, "There is surveillance here. What's more, if you want to be a savage, dad won't stop you."
Mu Lele, "..."
Is there any monitoring?
Then he doesn't dare to be a savage.
"Dad, I don't want to be a savage. Let's go. I can endure one kilometer before peeing."
Mu Lele finally decided.
As for Zhan Yunkai, he naturally knows how much his son weighs.
Mu Lele just has too much baggage as an idol.
That's why saying this scared Mu Lele.
And when they passed by the uncle who was peeing casually, the uncle had a black question mark on his face.
Is he a savage?
He was directly labeled as a savage.
He was so embarrassed that he quickly covered his face with a mask.
There is surveillance here. I guess he was caught peeing in the woods?
Mu Lele walked, and the more she walked, the more she couldn't hold it in anymore.
His face turned red from holding it back, and he was about to cry. He looked at Zhan Yunkai and said, "Dad, I can't do it anymore. I'm going to be a savage... I can't hold it in anymore!"
Zhan Yunkai, "..."
Mu Mingyue said, "Husband, please help the child quickly. Look at the color of his face."
Zhan Yunkai finally drank the last half of the mineral water bottle, then handed it to Mu Lele, "Pee."
Mu Lele looked at the bottle handed over by Zhan Yunkai and asked, "Dad, what should I do with the bottle?"
Zhan Yunkai said, "pee in the bottle."
Mu Lele, "???"
At this time, Mu Lele's mind was filled with questions about black people.
In a urine bottle?
"Dad, are you sure?"
Mu Lele's facial muscles twitched.
Dad actually made him pee in a bottle.
Mu Lele immediately asked, "This is in broad daylight now. Did you let me pee in public? What is the difference between this and the savage uncle just now?"
Zhan Yunkai said, "He is peeing casually and destroying the ecological environment. You are peeing in a bottle and will not cause pollution to the environment. You can just throw it into the trash can later."
Mu Lele was very curious, "Dad, how did you think of letting me pee in the bottle?"
Zhan Yunkai, "Survival skills in the wild are all like this."
When Mu Lele heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Survival skills? Dad, are you peeing in the bottle too?"
Or why would daddy give him a bottle to pee?
Zhan Yunkai said quietly, "The size doesn't match."
"What do you mean?" Mu Lele didn't understand.
Mu Jingxi answered Mu Lele's doubts, "It means dad peed in the big water cup."
Mu Lele, "..."
"If you don't pee, you have to wait until it's time to go to the toilet." Zhan Yunkai said to Mu Lele.
"I pee, I pee, but at least you guys hold an umbrella for me and let me stand in the umbrella to pee." Mu Lele protested, "There are people coming and going here..."
"Dad, please hold an umbrella for baby A Le." Mu Jingxi said to Zhan Yunkai.
Zhan Yunkai took out his umbrella and held it for Mu Lele.
Mu Lele used a mineral water bottle to urinate at the umbrella!
After peeing, Mu Lele felt extremely comfortable!
"Dad, after peeing, it feels really good!"
Mu Lele looked at Zhan Yunkai, "Why didn't you tell me this method just now? It made me walk all the way! It's so uncomfortable!"
"You didn't even ask," Zhan Yunkai said.
Mu Lele, "..."
"Dad, if you act like this, you will definitely have no friends! Even if you do, you will be beaten to death!" Mu Lele said.
Zhan Yunkai, "Dad has friends."
Mu Lele, "Are you just those crooked and scumbag men?"
Zhan Yun frowned, "Young Master Li is just a scumbag, the others are not scumbags."
Mu Lele snorted, "Who knew? Scumbags always play with scumbags, and scumbags' friends are also scumbags."
Zhan Yunkai, "So you think your father is a scumbag?"
Mu Lele snorted again, "Before my mommy returned to China, wasn't there a woman by your side? That bitch who took Mu Jingxi as her own son!"
"That was an accident, and I have nothing to do with her." Zhan Yunkai said indifferently.
I don't even remember who that woman is unless I mention her.
"What's the point of picking up garbage like that? It's bad luck."
Hearing this, Mu Lele nodded, "Yes, it's really bad luck to mention a bitch!"
After a pause, Mu Lele continued, "But, all kind-hearted beauties will be trashed. Look at my mom and her friend, Zhou Mianmian, being trashed by your brother, Chu Lingyao.
Ah, being treated like a scumbag by a man who is nothing, and that man also has sex with divorced women, is even more disgusting!"
"That divorced woman seems to have been the one who tipped her off," Mu Jingxi corrected.
"Whatever she is, she is a bad woman anyway. There are so many men in the world, why do you have to date a man who has a girlfriend and a wife? Isn't this a bitch? It really disgusts me!"
Mu Lele said with great anger, "Stop talking and go climb the mountain! It affects the beautiful mood!"
They continued to move forward, and Mu Lele said to Zhan Yunkai, "Dad, keep those bottles for me to pee on."
After saying that, Mu Lele looked at Mu Jingxi and said, "Axi, if you want to pee, you can try it. That's good too."
Mu Jingxi, "I don't have the urge to pee."
He wouldn't pee casually here.
How imageless.
Only Mu Lele dared to do this.
And he didn't drink much water either.
I listened to my father and drank slowly and in small sips.
Don't drink water as long as you are not thirsty.
Drinking water can make you urinate more frequently.
In other words, Mu Lele was drinking water along the way.
He talks too much.
No wonder I'm tired.
He kept silent and didn't even think about drinking water.
"Impossible! You didn't pee all the way!" Mu Lele didn't believe it!
Mu Jingxi frowned, "I really don't have the urge to pee."
Mu Lele shook the bottle in his hand and said, "I haven't finished peeing yet. Come here."
Mu Jingxi, "...I don't need it."
Mu Lele handed it to Mu Jingxi, "I know you are shy and not afraid. You are covered by an umbrella so no one can see it!"
Mu Jingxi, "...don't you understand human speech?"