"What? Why have I never heard of such a disease?" Mu Lele said, touched his neck, turned his head and said, "No, I am not paralyzed above the neck, I can still move..."
Zhan Jingxi sighed softly and said, "This is stupid..."
"moron?"
Mu Lele scratched his hair. He had never heard of this disease before, so he asked in a low voice, "What kind of disease is brain retardation? Is there any cure?"
Zhan Jingxi spread his hands and said helplessly, "A brain defect is a brain defect and it cannot be cured."
What does it mean that Mu Lele’s mobile phone is not around and I can’t baidu.
He could only hug Zhan Jingxi, rub Zhan Jingxi and ask, "Smelly brother, I have a brain defect, will you abandon me and dislike me?"
Zhan Jingxi looked at Mu Lele's slimy state and sighed fondly.
At this moment, a voice came from not far away.
"Hey! What grade are you students from? The bell has rang for the second time. What are you doing in the playground! What are the two little boys saying while hugging each other in front of the public? Even brothers dare not hug like that!
"
When Mu Lele and Zhan Jingxi heard this, they turned around and stared blankly at the bald old man shouting at them outside the playground.
Why do they dare to hug each other like this?
Still breaking the law?
"Xixi, do you think that old man is crazy? He made it sound like we were gay."
Mu Lele still hugged Zhan Jingxi and had no intention of letting go.
Zhan Jingxi had a cold face at this moment, looking at Mu Lele holding him with disgust, reaching out and pinching Mu Lele's face, coughing lightly and saying, "Lele, if you don't let go, others will
I really believe you are gay!" Mu Lele disagreed and said, "Are their eyes just for decoration? Don't they know how to open their eyes and take a look? We look like copied and pasted, so we look like twins at first glance.
.”
Mu Lele looked straight at Zhan Jingxi, grinned, and imitated Zhan Jingxi's movements and pinched Zhan Jingxi's face, "Besides, if you pinch your face like this, it will be easier for others to misunderstand.
Yeah! But let’s go, baby likes it!”
This kind of brotherly love, he is really awesome!
Zhan Jingxi, "..."
How can you rely on this?
Who the hell is going to take the blame?
Master, he doesn’t want to!
"Which class are you in? Hurry up and go to class..."
A voice went from angry to silent.
The person who arrested the students was the principal.
The principal has severe myopia. When he looked closer, he recognized Mu Lele and Zhan Jingxi, and his body froze!
He quickly bent down respectfully and said, "Young Master Zhan, Young Master Mu! It's you!"
Mu Lele glanced at the principal, frowned and asked, "Do you know me? Who are you?"
The principal remembered that the former principal was fired directly because his grandson had a conflict with Zhan Jingxi.
Only he, the vice-principal, can correct the situation.
If he offends two young masters at once this time, he will definitely not be able to keep his black gauze hat!
Moreover, this Young Master Mu is even more terrifying than Young Master Zhan... The major forces from all directions have jointly requested him to send an invitation letter to enroll.
Although he doesn’t know the identity of Young Master Mu, and Zhan Jingxi is the son of the world’s richest man, the future richest man in the world! But his intuition tells him that he must hold on to the two short legs of Young Master Zhan and Young Master Mu.
!
Hug him tightly, he will bring glory to his ancestors and accumulate blessings for future generations!
"I am the principal of this school. What are the young masters doing? Do you have any orders? I am very willing to serve you!" the principal said flatteringly. "Don't you see the baby making money by picking up garbage? Principal
Since you are so free, help me pick it up, and you can also reduce the burden on the school gardener, why not do it." After hearing what the principal said, Mu Lele was not polite to him, and directly asked the principal to help pick up the trash.
The principal was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but quickly went to pick up the bottles littered on the playground.
When some school employees saw the principal picking up bottles in the sun, they all joined the queue.
Seeing everyone in the school picking up bottles for him, Mu Lele, who came back from buying ice cream, asked Zhan Jingxi while licking the ice cream, "Xizai, what are they doing? The zombies are out of the cage? Then?
What are people doing in the playground? Doing Plants vs. Zombies?"
All those people lowered their heads and seemed to be searching for something on the playground.
"They're all picking up bottles for you," Zhan Jingxi said.
"Pfft..." Mu Lele snorted, "How many bottles are there in this playground?"
The principal came over after picking up the bottles, sweating profusely, wiping the sweat from his face, bending down and asking, "Young gentlemen, what are you doing picking up the bottles?"
The principal looked at two identical faces and didn't know which one was which, and he didn't dare to look at one of them and call out his name.
He knew that Zhan Yunkai had a son, but he didn't expect that there were two sons!
Is this a divorced family?
"By the way, does the school have any waste paper that can be weighed? Do you want me to help clean up the school?" Mu Lele suddenly thought of a good opportunity to make money in an instant!
The school has been running for so many years!
There must be a lot of waste books and paper!
If you weigh it like this, it will make him prosperous!
"Yes, yes!" the principal said.
The principal immediately ordered all departments to clear out all the waste paper. After thinking about it, he asked, "Young Master, how many kilograms of waste paper do you need?"
Mu Lele asked, "How many kilograms of scrap paper and old books can be sold for 1,000 yuan?"
"Two thousand yuan!" Zhan Jingxi also added.
I didn’t expect that his brother was the real profiteer!
Mu Lele was stunned for a moment, but did not ask any further questions. He said to the principal, "Bring me 2,000 worth of scrap paper and old books!"
"I'll deal with it right away!" The principal immediately notified all departments to bring out waste paper and old books and sell them to Mu Lele for two thousand yuan!
That’s an extra 100 yuan!
Mu Lele took the two thousand yuan exchanged from the scrapyard and was counting the money. He gave one thousand yuan to Zhan Jingxi, kept one thousand yuan for himself, and then donated another hundred yuan to the school's charity.
The principal immediately reported the incident.
He also praised two classmates, Zhan Jingxi and Mu Lele, for taking good care of the school environment, helping the school clean up the accumulation of waste paper, and even donated 100 yuan to the school as model students who come to the school.
Mu Lele looked at the commendation certificate, looking left and right.
"What's wrong, aren't you happy to have a certificate?" Zhan Jingxi asked as he watched Mu Lele studying the certificate.
Mu Lele shook the certificate and said, "Hey, I didn't say that. If it's a reward, at least give the baby a trophy made of gold. A piece of paper will be eaten by insects over time. In the future, my
Future generations will not be able to see the great achievements of their ancestors!"
Zhan Jingxi looked at Mu Lele and felt like a bright mirror. He knew better than anyone what Mu Lele had in mind.
Mu Lele actually just wants gold!
A little money addict!
Although Zhan Jingxi said nothing, he had already informed the principal to quickly deliver a trophy made of gold to Mu Lele.
Mu Lele put the certificate aside and counted his one thousand yuan, for fear of missing one!
"Xixi Zaizai, what's the matter with you? I'm here to make money because I want to complete the mission given to me by my father. Why are you joining in the fun?" Mu Lele asked in confusion.
Zhan Jingxi coughed lightly and said, "I am also completing my mission."
When Mu Lele heard this, he raised his head in surprise, looked at Zhan Jingxi, and asked, "What is your mission? Tell me, baby."