Mu Mingyue was pestered by Zhan Yunkai and had no choice but to bite the bullet and shout, "You are my baby, okay?"
Hearing this, Zhan Yunkai felt happy.
But he just couldn't get enough.
He suppressed his laughter and said to Mu Mingyue, "Honey, I didn't hear you. Can you speak louder?"
Mu Mingyue looked at him pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, and she was speechless.
He sighed helplessly.
Then he walked closer to him, stood on tiptoes, and said close to his ear, "You are my baby, big baby!"
After saying that, she stood up, looked up at him, and asked, "Is that okay? Did you hear me this time?"
Zhan Yunkai's ears hurt from the yelling.
He nodded with great satisfaction, "Wife, remember what you said, I am your big treasure."
"Then you heard it, right?" Mu Mingyue looked at him and asked.
When he raised his tail, she knew what he wanted to do.
This man’s damn vanity is at work!
How can any man be as coquettish as him?
"Dad, baby Axi and I can hear in all four ears. If you don't understand, I suggest you go for an ear examination to see if your ears are blocked by earwax?"
Mu Lele walked out of the room, and she and Mu Jingxi stared at their parents flirting with each other.
They all felt tired.
Dad is really not ashamed.
It's so open in public.
It really refreshes people's understanding of him.
I thought he was just an old piece of wood.
Who would have thought that spring would come out of dead trees?
Mommy will be able to bear it in the future.
Mu Mingyue heard the sound and looked over.
I don’t know when Mu Lele and Mu Jingxi stood at the door.
Still looking this way eagerly.
She suddenly laughed out loud and said to Zhan Yunkai, "Look, I said something would happen. How embarrassing would it be to be hit by someone?"
Zhan Yunkai disagreed and comforted Mu Mingyue and said, "Don't be embarrassed."
Mu Mingyue looked at him speechlessly, "As long as we are not embarrassed, who else will be embarrassed?"
This man must say this.
Zhan Yunkai shook his head and said, "The best education is that father loves mother. It is a good thing for them to see us loving each other so much."
Mu Mingyue listened to Zhan Yunkai's explanation and realized that this was what happened.
It seems that it is natural for men to want to do bad things.
She still couldn't handle this man.
Especially in this kind of thing.
"Is that what I said, wife?" Zhan Yunkai asked when he saw that she had stopped talking.
After hearing this, Mu Mingyue nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes, everything you said is right..."
Can such a big reason be wrong?
"Dad, don't talk about education all the time. You see, baby Axi and I are already sensible and obedient. What else don't we understand? Tell your younger brothers and sisters how much love you have for each other. They are so young and they can't possibly know.
ah."
Mu Lele exposed his father bluntly, "Dad, you have the right to use your child's education as an excuse to tease mommy."
"It's really disrespectful..." Mu Jingxi also shook his head and sighed.
When Zhan Yunkai heard this, he wanted to grab the two children and beat them up.
But he can't fight.
Because these two children also knew that they were domestically abused after calling the police...
It’s really hard to get off the tiger!
Mu Mingyue glared at Zhan Yunkai and said, "Look, children know everything, but we are making out like this in a place where people are passing by at any time. How embarrassing is it to be caught?"
Zhan Yunkai disagreed, "What's there to be embarrassed about?"
"This is our home. We are free to hug and kiss wherever we want. If they are not used to it, can't they just avoid it?" Zhan Yunkaique disagreed with Mu Mingyue's words.
Zhan Yunkai said, looking at Mu Lele and Mu Jingxi, "Why don't you go about your own business?"
"We're done. Thank you very much for showing us a good show." Mu Lele said to Zhan Yunkai.
"Well, it's really a good show. Just now, my eyes were a little irritated when I looked at the computer too much. Now that I'm watching this good show, my eyes feel much better." Mu Jingxi said with a wink.
"Axi baby, let's go play a game. If we keep watching dad like this, we will have to go to the hospital to wash our eyes." Mu Lele pulled Mu Jingxi back to the room.
Mu Jingxi was a big boss, so he asked, "Why do you need to wash your eyes?"
Mu Lele explained patiently, "Dad always hurts our eyes when he does things. You see, he kisses and gnaws, and he even threatens and entices mommy to call him big baby. When you see your coquettish and bitchy daddy, you
Doesn’t it hurt your eyes to say we are spicy?”
"Don't wait. Not only do you have to wash your eyes, but you also have to wash your ears."
Mu Lele paused and then said, "Speaking of ear cleaning, I would like to try ear picking."
Mu Jingxi shook his head and said, "Don't pick your ears."
Mu Lele didn't know why and asked, "Why don't you go for ear picking? I saw the advertisement and it seemed very comfortable and enjoyable."
Mu Jingxi said unhurriedly, "I once saw a secret, saying that some ear pickers deliberately use unsterilized tools to pick people's ears, because after the infection, others will feel uncomfortable and will continue to come.
Do you think it's scary to ask him to pick your ears?"
When Mu Lele heard this, she couldn't help frowning, "This is too scary... It sounds scary. If you have an ear infection, couldn't it be otitis media or something like that?"
"Yeah." Mu Jingxi nodded, "Be sure not to go to those baths or foot massages, they are really dirty."
Mu Lele felt scared after hearing this, "I definitely won't go, I feel terrible just listening to it! If I go to pick ears, I probably won't be able to hear."
Mu Jingxi said, "It's a fungal infection. Some people go to the hospital to clean their ears, and the doctor will spray the patient's ears with athlete's foot spray..."
Mu Lele listened and made a disgusting gesture, "It's scary and disgusting to think about it! But I can't stand those men.
I like going in and out..."
Mu Jingxi nodded and said, "Yes, many men nowadays like to go in and out of these places, all with impure purposes."
Mu Lele sighed, "These men, go to hell! I saw that when the police clean up, the only ones on the news on TV are these elderly men...these men who betrayed their families, really
Very disgusting!”
"Even if you want to go, why don't you dare to take your wife?"
Mu Jingxi shook his head and said, "I don't understand either. I can only say that everyone's cognition and level are different. Some people only care about eating, drinking and having fun, and have the idea of getting drunk today."
"Well, luckily my dad is not this kind of man." Mu Lele sighed and looked at Zhan Yunkai, "Dad, to a certain extent, you are a very good man."
Zhan Yunkai listened and said, "I have always been a good man."
"If I really give you three points of color, you'll want to open a dyeing workshop..." Mu Lele didn't expect her father to be so narcissistic...