Mu Lele racked her brains and couldn't figure out what her father would say besides the above answer.
His brain exploded at the thought, and he said, "I can't think of it, so I might as well just ask daddy."
"Let's go." Zhan Jingxi said to Mu Lele.
The two little buns ran over, "Daddy, daddy, daddy..."
Zhan Yunkai was reading a parenting book and heard his two sons chirping non-stop. He couldn't help frowning and scolded, "Stop making noise, it's too noisy."
When Zhan Jingxi and Mu Lele heard this, they immediately shut up.
this……
After Mu Lele calmed down, after a while, she moved towards Zhan Yunkai, pouted and said to Zhan Yunkai, "Daddy, I have a question for you."
Zhan Yunkai glanced at Mu Lele, "What's the problem?"
"I just want to ask you a question, will you commit domestic violence?" Mu Lele asked.
Hearing this, Zhan Yunkai was stunned and looked at Mu Lele, "What question are you asking?"
So strange.
Mu Lele's little heart repeated rapidly, "I'm just asking you, are you capable of domestic violence?"
Zhan Yunkai paused and said, "I can learn."
"Pfft!" Zhan Jingxi, who was drinking water, spat out a mouthful of water!
When Mu Lele heard this, he fell directly to the ground. He stroked his sore butt and stared at Zhan Yunkai in shock, "Daddy, what did you say?"
"Ahem, Daddy said he can do domestic violence." Zhan Jingxi walked over and helped Mu Lele up.
Mu Lele's eyes widened, "What kind of answer is this?"
Zhan Jingxi shrugged, "Ask you, I don't know either."
Mu Lele really didn't expect that Zhan Yun would give such an answer during the meeting. It completely deviated from the topic!
"Daddy, are you poisonous?" Zhan Jingxi looked back at Zhan Yunkai and said.
Zhan Yunkai glanced at the two little buns, "You can ask the question but are you afraid of being answered?"
Mu Lele thought about what Zhan Yunkai said. After he calmed down, he laughed so much that his stomach hurt. He burst out laughing and burst into tears. "Daddy, I originally thought that domestic violence sounds pretty good."
I’m scared, but yeah, I laughed to death when I heard you say this..."
"I think Daddy is a poisonous person." Zhan Jingxi was afraid that Mu Lele would get angry because of his laughter, so she kept following his behind and couldn't help but complain.
Mu Lele calmed down after a while, "Daddy is indeed a cruel man."
With that said, Mu Lele looked at Zhan Yunkai and asked, "What do you, a grown man, do to learn about domestic violence?"
Zhan Yunkai said, "Didn't you ask? I don't know how to do domestic violence. Of course I can learn it."
Mu Lele, "..."
Mu Lele was speechless and rolled her eyes at Zhan Yunkai, "Daddy, what are you trying to learn? Is there something wrong with you? Do you want to domestically abuse my mommy? You will suffer a lot!"
"What?" Zhan Yunkai asked.
"Now the Civil Code says that domestic violence against your wife must be punished. You are such an old man and you don't understand the law at all. I admire you. You are not as good as a five-year-old child." Mu Lele despised.
Di said to Zhan Yunkai.
Zhan Yun frowned, "What are you talking about?"
"I haven't even considered getting divorced, so why should I study law?" Zhan Yunkai asked.
"Otherwise others will say you are illiterate." Mu Lele complained.
"If you are divorced and you still have so many calculations, are you still a man? No matter what the reason for the divorce, the man should clean up and leave the house."
Mu Lele heard this and said, "That seems to be the case."
Men should cleanse themselves and leave the house.
"Daddy, when will you leave the house?" Zhan Jingxi asked abruptly.
Hearing this, Zhan Yunkai glared at Zhan Jingxi, "I've already been cleansed once."
Mu Lele said, "You can cleanse yourself again."
Zhan Yunkai frowned, "Are you still my biological children?"
"Of course he is his biological child," Mu Lele said.
"They are just biological enemies." Zhan Jingxi said after finishing his attack.
Zhan Yunkai rolled his eyes and said, "You all, get out of here, go wherever you can to cool off!"
Zhan Yunkai said and closed the book in his hand with a snap!
This move scared Zhan Jingxi and Mu Lele back again and again, holding their chests, looking at Zhan Yunkai and saying, "Daddy, you are too fierce!"
"What's wrong with being fierce? Only by being fierce can you protect your wife and children!" Zhan Yunkai said softly.
"But it is your sons who you are cruel to!" Mu Lele said.
"Even so, I don't know where your temper comes from! You're so vicious!" Zhan Jingxi glanced at Zhan Yunkai speechlessly.
"Axi, don't worry about this domestic violence man, he's a little scared," Mu Lele said.
"Yes, his answer is really terrible." Zhan Jingxi said, "I'm going to tell mommy and let her beat daddy up!"
Mu Lele nodded and said, "Yes! Let's go together!"
Hearing this, Zhan Yunkai raised his forehead and said with a straight face, "What are you talking about?"
I still have to file a complaint.
These two little chickens are really a headache.
Mu Lele turned back, looked at Zhan Yunkai and said, "You are going to commit domestic violence. I want mommy to know about your bad behavior."
Zhan Jingxi also intervened and said, "You are already very good at cold violence, and now you want to commit domestic violence. Look at you, are you still a man?"
Zhan Yunkai frowned and said, "My domestic violence was used to deal with you, not my wife."
"Domestic violence is against a couple, not a child." Zhan Jingxi gave Zhan Yun some popular science on the meaning of domestic violence.
"That's right, you are really a big idiot!" Mu Lele rolled her eyes at Zhan Yunkai and said.
Zhan Yunkai said with a dark face, "That's enough. Shut up, all of you, and do your homework. Don't mess around here."
Zhan Jingxi disagreed and said, "Just face the wall and think about the past. What's wrong with you? You actually learned to commit domestic violence!"
Mu Lele pointed at Zhan Yunkai and said, "That's right, we have to tell mommy to be careful about you."
"Don't talk nonsense." Zhan Yunkai said coldly.
"What are you talking about?" Mu Mingyue came over holding a doll and asked the father and son.
"Mommy, Daddy, he... uh uh uh!"
"Mommy, I have something to say... Uh-huh!"
As soon as the two little buns saw Mu Mingyue coming, they immediately ran over to prepare a complaint. Unexpectedly, Zhan Yunkai covered his mouth with one hand.
I was stunned and speechless.
"Mingyue, it's okay. The two little buns are here to ask me about my homework." Zhan Yunkai said to Mu Mingyue.
"Uh-huh!"
Zhan Jingxi and Mu Lele shook their heads.
I want to speak but can't. Daddy is too strong!
These two little brats can't fight against this old man!