Mu Lele said, "If you don't help me untie them, then of course you have to help me take off my pants and then carry me to the toilet."
Teacher John, "..."
It was a mistake to abduct Mu Lele, what a crime!
Now I am really suffering to death.
John took off Mu Lele's pants, put him on the toilet and sat down.
Mu Lele raised her eyes and looked at John, who was standing still and staring at him. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Teacher, my shit stinks so much. Do you want to be stunned by me when you stand here?"
When John heard this, he immediately came back to his senses, pinched his nose and walked out of the bathroom and closed the door smoothly.
"Hey, Teacher John, don't go too far. You'll have to wipe the baby's butt later! Just wait for me for a moment, and I'll have it done soon. It's just that I've been a little constipated these past two days. Maybe you
You still have to wait a little while!”
Mu Lele said to John outside the door.
John looked ashamed.
He is responsible for abducting children.
Who knew we would end up in this situation!
Mu Lele was really constipated during this period, and his poop was so smelly that he couldn't stand it.
But what we need to do now is to open the contact information with Mu Jingxi.
In this case, he can show off his talents next.
After confirming the connection, Mu Lele pooped hard, humming while pooping. After pooping, he immediately shouted, "Teacher John, I'm done pooping. Come in and wipe my butt. I'm about to be smoked to death."
Got it!"
As soon as John heard Mu Lele's call, he felt that he was Mu Lele's nanny on call at any time.
He had already put on his mask at this time, opened the door and walked in.
Mu Lele didn't expect John's appearance, so he was so frightened that he pulled out a big lump of cake.
And it happened to be pulled on Teacher John’s hand holding a thick tissue...
John felt the palms of his hands were warm and wet, and his face suddenly turned dark.
"Ah! You brat! Did you do it on purpose?" John immediately became furious!
He has already accommodated these little chickens obediently!
Who knew that I would be grabbed by a daddy!
This is too much!
Mu Lele pretended to be frightened and cried, "Wow, it's teacher, you suddenly came in wearing a mask and scared the baby!"
"This is a gas mask!" John stood up and went to wash his hands.
No, he had to get off the plane quickly so he wouldn't have to worry about these little chickens anymore.
And this is his last mission. As long as he brings back twenty children who can be trained to become core helpers in the future, he can leave the organization.
"Teacher, you have to wipe my butt, the baby is about to be smoked to death." Mu Lele urged Teacher John.
Teacher John wanted to cut off his hand at this moment.
What kind of evil did he commit to suffer such inhuman treatment!
John put on his gloves at this time before wiping Mu Lele's butt.
He wiped it twice and thought it was OK, but Mu Lele asked again, "Teacher, after using the paper towel, you still need to use a wet paper towel to wipe my butt!"
Mommy said you should wipe your butt like this to keep it clean!
If it weren’t for that, how dirty would it be, with so many bacteria!
After hearing this, John frowned deeply and said impatiently, "Why are you so busy!"
"What's so troublesome? This is my personal hygiene problem. I'm just a little bit more mysophobic than the average person." Mu Lele felt aggrieved. He was so particular about hygiene that he was disliked by others. He was really too
Difficult!
"Okay, after you finish pulling, go back and squat down. The plane will land soon." Teacher John didn't expect that Mu Lele was still a little talkative.
Ever since Mu Lele woke up, her mouth seemed to have been opened and she kept talking!
Headache.
Soon, the plane landed at a heavily guarded base.
There are people standing guard everywhere here.
Mu Lele looked around as soon as he got off the plane.
I found that there was a person standing guard every ten meters, and the security was very tight.
If he tried to escape, it would be impossible.
Mu Lele was thinking about planning while walking.
What can he do to make people here relax their vigilance against him?
Mu Lele thought hard and kept meditating with that smart little head.
"Walk faster, don't fall behind stupidly." John saw Mu Lele walking at the end, and he quickly urged.
Mu Lele raised her eyes and glanced at Teacher John.
And John’s words awakened the dreamer!
Therefore, when lining up to see the big boss, every child must be screened and tested.
When it was his turn, Mu Lele screamed and made strange facial movements, twitching and twitching, and said to the big boss, "Uncle, uncle, I want to eat grandma..."
It just so happened that the big boss was a man with a fat head and big ears. Mu Lele stepped forward, pulled the big boss's clothes, and bit the big boss's bulge.
"Ah!" the big boss screamed!
Then he pulled Mu Lele away and threw him aside. He pointed at Mu Lele who fell on the ground and got angry, "Where did you catch this idiot? How do you want this kind of thing to mix with good and bad?"
"What I want is a top-notch smart kid! Not a fool!"
John looked at the unexpected situation in front of him and was stunned for a while.
this……
On the plane, he felt that Mu Lele was unreliable!
But I didn’t expect it to be so unreliable!
It’s the first time I met the big boss! I actually treated the big boss as a milk bottle?
That stupid look is simply embarrassing!
John was afraid that Mu Lele would ruin his good retirement plans. He quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, "Boss, don't be angry. Although this kid looks like a fool, he is an inventive genius. He is only five years old.
There are several inventions."
If this fool is sent back, he will delay his retirement.
We also need to go to different countries to find a group of children.
"I'm a man, and if you treat me like a cow, you're not just stupid, but super stupid! How did you select them?" the big boss roared angrily.
John also frowned.
He should just go ahead and abduct a group of children obediently. Why would he make an exception and abduct a fool who would only get a zero score in the exam?
If you can get zero marks on the exam, how smart can you be?
Damn, what a mistake!
Mu Lele was really his failure before retirement!
As for Mu Lele, who was pretending to be stupid, he drew circles in his mind and cursed: You are the fools, and your whole family is fools!
How dare you call him a fool.
Sooner or later he will serve them all in one pot!
These people are simply committing evil!
Children dare to be kidnapped and trafficked!
"Uncle, grandma, I want to drink grandma, give me some grandma..." Mu Lele got up from the ground again, and this time he even performed with his body, trembling and walking towards the big boss.